Rod Breslau

Rod Breslau

@slasher.bsky.social

New York, NY Signal: 919-SLASHER / Slasher.99 Email: SlasherRB@protonmail.com

7.3K followers2.1K following224 posts

I fought on the same side as Ethan Klein in the Battle of Keemstar, Operation Leafy, and the Woke Wars of the 2010s that resulted in thousands of cyber casualties. betrayed his allies for the internets axis powers (Israel x Redditors x Youtubers). there was no chance against Hasan's bulging legion

if you're a game designer or publisher annoyed by how much AI slop has infested Steam Next Fest making it even more impossible to stand out don't worry. by this time next year Valve will have everyone addicted to both Deadlock and Half-Life 3 and there won't be a pc games industry left anyway

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the next Half-Life (HLX) gets its first ever Valve mention in a drive by from composer Mike Morasky

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 SCHREIER POSTS NEW GTA6 VIDEO YOUTUBE LINK EXCLUSIVELY TO TWITTER. SKEETERS RISE UP

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jason schreier posted a link to his gta6 feature on twitter. no man tell me this isn't happening. this is a betrayal to all the loyal skeeters on here and society as a whole. AND it's illegal. how could he do this? what year is it? sound off in the comments to fight back

jason schreier posted a link to his gta6 feature on twitter. no man tell me this isn't happening. this is a betrayal to all the loyal skeeters on here and society as a whole. AND it's illegal. how could he do this? what year is it? sound off in the comments to fight back

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I can confirm that this client runs like shit.

Aftermath@aftermath.site

In the same day Epic announced a complete overhaul of anticheat on Linux and a buggy launcher that they claim is vibe coded. aftermath.site/epic-anticheat...

ive been given permission by editor restrained to post his banger edits here for all to enjoy since he doesn't know what bluesky is

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Deadlock added an old jamaican guy whose kit is a complex combination of actual chess moves that shoot you and it's now surpassed Team Fortress 2's all time peak players, all while you still need an invite to play. Valve is winning game of the year in permanent alpha phase

Steam with a new all time peak record of over 43 million players. the true winner of the console wars the last 15 years is the PC

the community is already making toughest edits for an old lady on a bench

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Deadlock added an old jamaican guy whose kit is a complex combination of actual chess moves that shoot you and it's now surpassed Team Fortress 2's all time peak players, all while you still need an invite to play. Valve is winning game of the year in permanent alpha phase

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I need to figure out who did this Solomon edit because it’s hard as hell www.reddit.com/r/DeadlockTh...

Rod Breslau@slasher.bsky.social

Deadlock added an old jamaican guy whose kit is a complex combination of actual chess moves that shoot you and it's now surpassed Team Fortress 2's all time peak players, all while you still need an invite to play. Valve is winning game of the year in permanent alpha phase

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Its also a very hard game, for anyone in the industry who still thinks competitive-multiplayer focused players want simplicity or that simplicity is needed to grow an audience.

Rod Breslau@slasher.bsky.social

Deadlock added an old jamaican guy whose kit is a complex combination of actual chess moves that shoot you and it's now surpassed Team Fortress 2's all time peak players, all while you still need an invite to play. Valve is winning game of the year in permanent alpha phase

Deadlock added an old jamaican guy whose kit is a complex combination of actual chess moves that shoot you and it's now surpassed Team Fortress 2's all time peak players, all while you still need an invite to play. Valve is winning game of the year in permanent alpha phase

over the years high Twitter use has inflicted brain-altering levels of unrecoverable psychic damage to countless people i've known but Bluesky seems to have the opposite effect where no new information is processed leading to a continuous loop forever stuck in 2015

public opinion of AI is so negative they now have to rely on the video game industry to repair its image. mainstream media is stuck labeling GTA as a mass shooting simulator and gamers are personally responsible for the downfall of the country yet still have a better reputation than LLMs

watched GPT Astra and Claude Opus play Starcraft vs each other and human made bots like Pluto. Astra kept losing, got frustrated, and then cheated by downloading a copy of one of the highest ranking human bots to use instead. they just can't help themselves

immediately earn new all-time peak

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Deadlock is about to show the entire industry how you launch a video game. all you need is an infinite amount of time and money to beta test without ever making an announcement, one of the greatest auteurs in game design, and the largest distribution platform on the planet. anyone can do it

Deadlock is about to show the entire industry how you launch a video game. all you need is an infinite amount of time and money to beta test without ever making an announcement, one of the greatest auteurs in game design, and the largest distribution platform on the planet. anyone can do it

there's an AI company now paying a streamer (n3on) millions to livestream their likeness on Kick. it has prompted the most unintentional homosloperotic romance no human could ever produce. chat a mix of 12 yr olds and viewbots is spamming 'Israel'. more viewers than Hasan Piker. this is the future

the StarCraft shooter is ready for launch at BlizzCon. here are the options StarCraft Helldivers? Blizzard is back StarCraft Deadlock? Blizzard is trolling StarCraft Counter-Strike? Blizzard is high StarCraft Marathon? Blizzard is lost StarCraft Highguard? Blizzard is dead

Inde Navarrette is here at Fanatics Fest for the new Call of Duty (she loves that shit) and the media frenzy crowd that formed to watch her game out on MW4 would make Lebron jealous

was out last night watching the knicks dominate with one of bluesky/twitters most iconic posters. byob, picnic, great time. his non-social media using non-posting wife was the one who made me laugh the most through the night. so ladies if you're wondering why we're always on here, it's all we've got

developers paid Geoff $250,000 to show off their new games just for Twitch to lag intermittently, YouTube to audio desync, and every streamer watching spam refreshing two dozen times missing everything in between

so much talk for decades from knicks fans that the city will burn if they win the title. i don't buy it. everyone is too scared to gta a nypd ford interceptor when the going gets tough. best we'll get is hate crimes against san antonio nuns and a mamdani/trump duo feature in the sidetalk video

at 22 years old Wemby might already be the best basketball player in the world and is an incredible ambassador for the future of the league. but this week MAGA Mitch is gonna drive his big ass truck over some big ol San Antonio women and shove a baguette down the aliens throat

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After multiple winners of the 2026 Commonwealth Short Story Prize were accused of enlisting generative artificial intelligence to write for them, statements from the institutions involved just raised more questions, and the authors aren't talking. Are AI literary scandals the new plagiarism?

wired.comLiterary Prizewinners Are Facing AI Allegations. It Feels Like the New NormalThree of five regional winners of the prestigious Commonwealth Short Story Prize are suspected of relying on chatbots. They're certainly not alone.

at its roots livestreaming was mostly about playing Counter-Strike and StarCraft at a very high level. now it’s a daily competition to see who can commit vehicular homicide first at the racism olympics

the Boston Celtics are about to implode because Jaylen Brown was upset about his low sub count on Twitch. never say gamers don't make the world a better place

Sources: my boy @leyawn got four strikes on his account for this post and will be reinstated tomorrow. the Bluesky moderation team cannot defeat us

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Here it is, over 4K words on what happened after the headline grabbing “$54 million in NFT sales” for Peter Molyneux’s game Legacy. Many players lost thousands chasing a “play to earn” hype train that evaporated almost immediately when the game launched. arstechnica.com/gaming/2026/...

arstechnica.comMeet the players who lost big money on Peter Molyneux’s failed LegacyAfter millions in NFT sales, the hyped “play to earn” game was effectively dead in weeks.

Pope Leo wrote several tweets on the dangers of humanity relying on AI while discreetly using AI to write the whole thread (maybe to fool people it's something the account normally doesn't do) and now there's thousands of quote tweets and replies from people who don't notice posting 'TRVTH NVKE'

the massive Stake clipping industrial complex convinced every legacy media outlet and television show on the planet to talk about Clavicular because journalists can't figure out that the KickChamp5000 account posting 30 times in the last 24 hours might not be authentic

Rod Breslau@slasher.bsky.social

i have flipped my perspective on how to best produce content online. my advice is now livestream on 8 websites and viewbot every broadcast. followbot all accounts. discord and group chat vote manipulate all posts. astroturf every platform with clips. no one cares anymore or is too dumb to notice

i have flipped my perspective on how to best produce content online. my advice is now livestream on 8 websites and viewbot every broadcast. followbot all accounts. discord and group chat vote manipulate all posts. astroturf every platform with clips. no one cares anymore or is too dumb to notice