Steve Foster

A little about me for those who aren’t from the old app, or who forgot: Married 21 yrs w/two beautiful daughters, one of which is an aspiring musical theatre actress, & two great dogs. Active Army (but don’t make it my personality). Interested in mil and natsec affairs & being a positive influence.

California, America’s most walkable state

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Civic duty performed, early votes cast!

Oldest got her first college acceptance and scholarship offer yesterday. Stress levels tick down just a touch, not gone, but lower.

If you see this post a bunny

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie

Beetlegoose is back for Spooky Season™️

It's a pneumonic device to help you remember what plague you're dying from

Apropos of nothing

Wild Friday night here in this house

And the first college application has been submitted.

Happy October.

One of my friends was on The Price Is Right today and got to spin the big wheel. I made PowerPoint slides and argued about facility turn-in timelines. I should’ve gone to architecture school.

One minute you're admiring the fridge art and topiaries, the next you're waking up in a bathtub full of ice wondering why you're missing a kidney

“Let’s do the numbers.”

My outie wouldn't bring an iced coffee to an interview, but my innie totally would.

I've lived in Texas the last five years. I've lived in Texas for 14 of the last 25 years. I legitimately do not like this song.

This is Big

Happy Earth, Wind, and Fire Day to those who observe. youtu.be/Gs069dndIYk?...

I’ve said on here before, being a parent of a high school senior is not for the faint of heart. Between yesterday and today, we braved the Texas heat to paint her senior parking spot. Most of my contributions were logistics and keeping the 10 year old entertained I think they achieved her vision.

At $7 a gallon more like Vin Walker

My teenager: “Guess who was at our school today?” Me: “Who?” Her: “Shaquille O’Neal” Me: “Oh did you get to meet him?” Her: “No, apparently I walked right past him and didn’t know who he was.” Me: “Your school’s most famous alum, 7’2” star, and you didn’t know?” Her: “I was distracted.”

BREAKING: The Lone Rangers will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran

And branch insignia, which doesn’t exist for most (if not all) functional areas. Can’t wait to show up to my new job next year and have them think I’m the G4 when I’m actually the new G5.

"Two straits at the same time, man."

Memories of typing awards on FormFlow on the one computer for the whole platoon while eating a Friar Tuck from Robin Hood like

She’s just waiting on the perfect opportunity to crush me

Oldest had her first senior photo session today and insisted Max and Arlo join for part of it. We sneakily snapped these while the photographer was doing her thing.

It’s #NationalParkWeek. A month ago we visited three: Zion, Bryce Canyon, and Grand Canyon. I’ll repeat: protect our public lands.

“Wait, it’s all AMERICOM?” “Always has been.”

Outlook: "Here's the e-mail with the files you were looking for." ATP Scan:

Wadsworth: Professor Plum, you were once a professor of psychiatry specializing in helping paranoid and homicidal lunatics suffering from delusions of grandeur. Professor Plum: Yes, but now I work for the United Nations. Wadsworth: So your work has not changed. RIP Tim Curry

More like Milkshake Buc-ee's amirite? Anyway, here's a story about Dolly throwing shade their way a couple of weeks ago "I’m sure some of you want to know why I wanted a truck stop," Parton said. "Well, I couldn’t leave it to beavers." www.tennessean.com/story/entert...

Wake me up when August ends.

When my now 10 year old was in Kindergarten she demanded to listen to Jolene and 9 to 5 every morning on the way to the car line. That year for Halloween she wore a sparkly dress and cowgirl hat and boots, big curls in her hair and makeup. Rest in Peace, Dolly, a real angel that walked this Earth.

LowReds, get your kids in the Helium-3 mines before 13 or else.

Kacey: “I’d like to add disco balls into the set of the next show.” Stage Manager: “Say no more.”

LFG

How are there still ten days left in August? This month feels like it's gone on...

And data bout does it for the spreadsheet discourse

The true definition of how to post. 10/10. No notes.