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“biggest truck nuts y’got”

Pastor, all I'm asking is that you measure - twice - before you buy.

Give me the Jolly Green Giant's balls, but really sparkle 'em up

Asking for a friend…

The type of shit skymall used to sell

Proudly.

I’m sure the seat and lift frame frame are square steel and plate and the rest is foam, hot glue, and time. Lots of time.

Just make sure you don't specify inches when you mean feet.

“I need the biggest gayest pair of truck nuts you make”

So believe it or not there's like four or five custom disco ball companies out there, they all seem to work in this scale.

Omg thank you

fucking perfect

Jesus Christ the noise I just made

“Sorry, they only come in sets of two.”

“and put them in a big sack”

Disco Balls was better than my first thought of “why is she perched on a giant pair of bedazzled truck nuts?”

Someone who asks that question should get a visit from drug enforcement.

You get an artist, who knows how to use a projector to trace a shape larger than an original but by a correct ratio and then they use so much foam your local home depot bans you from the store

I will make you one

You don’t have a disco balls guy, Pastor?

You ask for disco balls for a disco stick?

From her merch store, obvi!

I saw it at the Home Goods

I bet someone wanted to order two, one for each function room… and then this showed up… so plan B

Could I order the proportional Disco-ball truck nuts with a seat for the largest Dump-truck ever built? What? …. Yes I am a loaded redneck…

I didn’t know that a disco ball sack was a thing. I wish I didn’t know that a disco ball sack was a thing.

Just buy the sculpture of Johnson's balls from @lastweektonight.com and cover it in sequins.

You could make a mint selling the construction blueprints framed.

There was a napkin…

Inverse Spinal Tap, exactly.

Those are truck nutz. Exaggerated size of course. But mainstream to a country music audience. Early got mad when Granny had her own truck nutz swinging from her walker on Squidbillies. She claimed to have acquired them from trucknutz.net

this could be as big as the 12-foot skeleton for a halloween decoration trend

🤣🤣🤣

Guy who built the prop can say "she's riding my nuts"

Which inevitably means it’ll be happening over here soon. Sigh.

I think we all know what her favorite Bon Scott-era AC/DC song is. youtu.be/4WwJ6OVSwkM?...

Are they able to air this in Idaho

I mean…..actually…..I got nothing.

Nut-terflies?

If there was no video, the sound alone would still make this bollocks.

Yes. I think it’s both.

youtu.be/4a-ohLwa6cs?...

I’m just saying this goes places

What a load of balls…. (Also, who the f—k is she?!)

Amazingly well

Prop Manager/Builder depending on size of the team

Somebody had to do the engineering so that the disco truck nuts were a safe and functional part of the stage setup.

Awww shucks! She's just bringing attention to testicular cancer awareness month.

Looks like she’s a spokesperson for the Nut-Bra:

For the love of..perineum.

I think this is meant to be giant truck nuts ig?

"...and then you'll descend to the stage on a hoist made to look like disco testicles! Literally disco balls! Country music with giant, sparkly truck-nutz! It'll make a statement for the ages!"

left one even hangs a bit lower too

Käärijä's impact!

I don't know about the rest of the album, but this fits Dry Spell perfectly.

Howard Nutlick is jealous.

These are the gayest truck nutz I have ever seen

In an upside down 🤍🎤

I appreciate the attention to detail with one hanging slightly lower than the other one.

Did you order them giant disco balls like I asked? They’re in the bag, ma’am.

Those are the fanciest truck nuts I've ever seen

Beautiful work 👏🏻

This was...a choice.

I don’t understand. Or maybe I do and wish I didn’t. Hard to say

Truck nutz

Now this is entertainment

They're symmetrical. That's not healthy

My first time seeing a disco ball sack in the wild!

Wicked sense of humor

Is it supposed to be a bike seat?

Alguém me explica se isso foi proposital? Tipo, ela realmente queria estar sentada em testiculos brilhantes?

Disco BALLS!!

She's so brave....ballsy even

gotta bedazzle my truck nuts now, for culture

absolutely diabolical 🤣

she’s singing “Rhinestoned” on a pair of disco balls. I was there, it was well received.

How do men think of these things? Or, better wording😂, are their heads ever out of their pants?

Looks like LSD was the result🤣🤣

It takes balls to pull that off.

You gotta know when to scrotum, know when to float ‘em…

Wuzzat, an interpolated "Muskrat Love?" Deep cut!

Perfectly natural for one to hang lower than the other.

It takes balls to perform suspended in the air.

Well now isn't that a thing

What the truck

What a load of bollocks, as my dad would say.

Controversial? I don’t like her Umbrella song.

Finally a girl with balls! 😜

Things ARE bigger in Texas

Wasn't that a Doge employee? Big Balls?

... looks like old disco balls 🫣

How big was the truck that went on?

youtu.be/4WwJ6OVSwkM?...

Disco balls? No, disco testicles.

Lmao

I didn't realize she was so old.

perched pendulously

Why is she singing in disco truck nuts?

⬇️ Sure! Press here to download it!

Bit odd.

It means exactly what it sounds like

Your friends did nail it. Mind, I’m looking at it and still trying to parse it, but damned if they didn’t describe what she is doing perfectly.

Full belly laugh, thank you

Can always count on Kacey to make an unexpected statement 😂

As advertised!!

I’m still not entirely sure how to parse that. Like that is exactly how I would describe what’s happening there, but I’m not sure I could even parse my own description after I said it.