mystery science butterfly 3000

I don't ask for much. I only ask that the people who are behind the incessant phone calls I get every day for a variety of scams get put into wooden stocks. Then while they sit there and rot, we can take every bit of their ill-gotten and plundered wealth and redistribute it to the needy. Who's in?

Morning.

I feel like I used to give a shit when the gov't shut down. Now it just seems like the next inevitable slide down a long and torturous slippery slope, and I'm helpless to do anything other than feel my ass getting chapped and bruised by the friction.

If you think a golden ballroom is more important than childhood cancer research… I have nothing left to say to you. Please unfollow me. #pediatriccancer #cancermom

live action catbus looking pretty sweet

@hontdog.bsky.social reject humanity, embrace dog. found at comic con

Why, for the first time, do I not feel in a celebratory mood today?

"Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, so billionaires can blame them for all the problems billionaires caused and then systematically otherize, oppress, and imprison then to enrich other billionaires." not quite as catchy imo

Ain't no violence like state sanctioned violence against the downtrodden cause state sanctioned violence can't be fought or stopped without being imprisoned or killed by the state

No money for healthcare, but 100 billion dollars for roving bands of blackshirts to collect every non white person they can and stuff them into a concentration camp in the fucking swamp. This is not America any longer.

@hontdog.bsky.social senator, your thoughts on this development?

Hey @carbajal.house.gov why did you vote no on this impeachment resolution? newrepublic.com/post/197168/...

If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people: 1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money 3) We won’t need a lot of troops 4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq 5) We’ll find WMDs 6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators 7) It will be easy 8) It won’t take long All lies.

Jesus Christ someone needs to impeach this fucking president cause nobody wants more endless war except the rich ghouls with more money than God that run the place

They had to specify King, not Kings, lest they deepen the sports rivalry between San Francisco and Sacramento. Nice to see people acting sensible.

Phantom Island was worth the wait. It's so lovely! Thanks boys! I haven't stopped listening to it this morning and don't intend to for a while. #kgatlw

This is what I like to see. Good job @carbajal.house.gov! Don't give these ghouls a fucking inch! www.axios.com/2025/06/12/h...

A new ‘STEVEN UNIVERSE’ series is in the works for Prime Video. Titled ‘STEVEN UNIVERSE: LARS TO THE STARS’

I almost cried when this song came up on my Spotify just now. What a lovely song! That was such a sweet way to remember and honor the giants of music that we have lost. RIP John Prine. youtu.be/LyFARRrZr50?...

It’s 4/20…and it’s Easter, I guess.

After Noel wore the #KingGizzard sweater on Bakeoff, I had to make this #MightyBoosh

Gross: The GOP is planning $5.3 TRILLION in tax cuts for their Sugar Daddy donors. And WE are going to PAY for them through tariffs and cuts to our healthcare. #MAGABlowingYourTaxes

My Gizz maille project is finished! Had a lot of fun. It turned it really well. Might put this on a jacket or something. Next up is a leatherworking project for my upcoming ren faire. #kinggizzard #art #kgatlw

@schiff.senate.gov I just called to leave you a message - please get in there and take over for Booker so he can have a rest. Keep taking up time because otherwise our govt will keep getting dismantled. Thank you.

I observe and briefly mourn the timely death of April fool's day this year. Everything's so fucked and upside down that I can't tell what's real and what's not anymore. It feels like we've been trapped in an April fool's decade, so why celebrate it?

Happy Trans Day of Visibility!

Whiskeyleaks Whiskeyleaks Spilling deets with his Signal freaks Is he drunk? Listen bud He’s got Woodford Reserve for blood Oh shit Here comes Whiskeyleaks

All arrangements are edible if your ass is hungry enough.

This is the ultimate human form. You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.

THE Rep. Jasmine Crockett to Elon Musk: "Fuck off." So say we all. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Video clip courtesy of @calltoactivism.bsky.social

Where do I sign up for the job that lets me golf for days at a time while the responsibilities I've been entrusted with are given to an unqualified incel Nazi who, incredibly, has more money than God but still wants to stuff his pockets by robbing hundreds of millions of Americans?

Went to my local protest today. That's a sentence I haven't used before. Do you know how pissed off I have to be about the situation to get out of my house? I'm still vibrating with righteous indignity. Fuck Musk and RFK and Trump and all those stupid idiots.

Congratulations to Measles and Bird Flu for their big win today!

there's a little voice in my head that screams all the time and I really wish he'd take a day off cause he sounds tired

You know what? Screw this *un-helpers your hamburger*

anxious in the morning anxious in the evening anxious at supper time with nazis in the white house, you can be anxious all the time

Just did some reading about Gaiman that makes me glad I never got a Death from Sandman tattoo

Maille project update: I decided to start this about four weeks ago and I've been working on it off and on. It's aluminum wire, so it's easy to work with. The meditative calm this work provides me is immeasurable. #kglw #maille #fishingforfishies

Finally got myself a pair of Darn Tough socks. I've been wanting to try them for years, but I was afraid that I'll want to buy more pairs if I like them and they cost like 25 bucks a pair. My fears: Justified. My feets: Comfy and warm.