Frostbitten Flamingo

real freak flag recognize real freak flag

Morning.

What if I want to adore you instead of the moon, what then

Sometimes I am just getting paid to keep other people from crying when I feel like crying myself.

It's National Lie Down For A Bit Day

AS IF I DIDN’T HAVE ENOUGH TO WORRY ABOUT

Go on then, send someone a customised compliment.

I honestly don't know what to think of this day.

Morning.

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn't a selfie.

#sfg

Does the Schrodinger thing mean that right now there both is and isn’t a bottle of Prosecco in my fridge?

She's a beauty

Ugh...

Morning.

There is magic in it.

It's a good day to open your heart and spread some love

Damn you, Edgar. Nevermore!

The moon knows, but I want you to know too

This is where you come to avoid responsibility.

A stress ball, but it works by pulling the pin and throwing it at the source of your stress.

My mind is racing and there’s no finish line

Apparently I'm grateful and blue blooded ;)

That sext should’ve been shouted from the window of a dilapidated minivan

The biggest compliment ever imho

my guardian angel went on a smoke break and never came back

you gotta fight for your right to say “fuck this shit”

Me: I’m only having one glass of wine tonight. The bottle: The fuck you are.

Me: Did it hurt? Her: Yeah, yeah, when I fell from heaven, right? Me: No. When you looked in the mirror.

i really gotta stop knowingly doing things that make me sad

The heart as it gutters and fades.