The Slop-Master General

Instagram muted me again you get one (1) week of activity before in gone again

post this on your profile today to make sure federal agents know that everything you posted today was just jokes

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if you think north Korea is at all unjustified in holding nuclear weapons in self defense against an enemy who practices invading their country in the largest military exercise on earth every year then you an idiot

1 second no honey mustard

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I need 20 dollars NOW!!

It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible

followers your all real asf, so you all can get one thing from the dollar store, choose quickly

hey what's up guys today we are gonna be d- oh my God... Oh my God he's shitting... What the fuck he's shitting what the fuck??

hello guys. if you wanna be my "opp" onent you can apply in the comments below! Warning, you have to hate sonic and my oc blonic (blue sonic) to apply!

Thank God Mario Run is able to be played one handed, before then it was so hard to jerk off while playing mario

shit so insane it made me lose 30 pounds

Yeah I made up my mind, I spend more time seeing the worst millennial reddit dog shit and saying "I don't wanna see this" before being presented with even more millennial reddit dog shit, this is all this website has to offer and I hate millennial culture so I'm leaving

This website sucks it's all millennial liberals sucking their own dicks I might stop using it

the phrase "head exploding like a rotten turnip" goes so hard I'm sorry I will not be stopping using it

Joe Biden Given Human Food As Birthday Treat theonion.com/joe-biden-gi...

average post I be seein

every time I see a reactionary posting about race mixing or other nonsense I go to the hospital and swap another couple of babies around, it really calms me down

heads up guys diet coke does NOT work good for an engine or for back slamming, worst mistake of my life.