XÆA-12’s real daddy

Speculation was had.

Pretty soon Dems will get a huge advantage when the US is down to 49 states.

The ADL issued a statement saying they were probably ghosts for Halloween.

Maybe he's on a fishing boat in the Caribbean.

Chipotle workers are thanking the Aztec gods that she switched to hollering at the towing company and stopped parking in their handicap spot to yell about paying extra for guac.

Yet you use Arabic numerals. Curious!

"You don't want your kids to catch arab from vaccinations."

Bluesky has four kinds of users.

Do you disavow Seven Brides for Seven Brothers?

Tech influencers! Elon needs your support! Eat crow! Slink back! Get your kiddie porn and yell BUT SPORTS FEED! Fuck over trans people and holler BUT LATEST AI! Never forget to be smug!

But the sports feed!

He earned his Kuzcek Village name long ago.

Just yesterday on a whim I decided to make a scalloped potato casserole. It’s four large potatoes, cream of corn condensed soup, ground pepper, and a bit of red habanero sauce, topped with Gouda cheese in a reused cheesecake tin (which leaked towards the end 😡).

I love the Möbius Strip Club because it never closes.

Hallelujah! I finally shut off my air conditioner.

Nazi Concentration Camps vs Gitmo: Which Provides The Best Luxury Spa Getaway?

Full Moon tonight. That means Tribal Council on Survivor, because it’s always a full Moon for Tribal Council.

Our ancestors evolved color vision to choose ripe fruit. I love that it’s looped back around so that we now create things with the colors of ripe fruit.

“Fortunately, my coal man accepts sheep cheese and muskrat pelts.” 𝗔𝗿𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗱 𝗣𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝘀𝘀 𝘊𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘤 𝘔𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘨𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘛𝘦𝘤𝘩𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯

I like to think my 2008 Halloween decorations were the critical factor.

There’s a place near me that does this but they call it Deluxe.

Three. I knew the top advisor to one of his highest cabinet members when I was twelve and they were eight.

BusinessSpeak always sounds like Borat to me. “Yes. Learnings make benefit. Very nice! High five!”

He wants his cake.

"Gluing the ball to a pizza and throwing it with my 17th thumb may have been a mistake, but when it's right it's amazing!"

No one can resist De Skvint Of Dett!

I thought ⅛ speed coffee swirls would be cool, but I didn’t anticipate ice hitting the glass would sound like a bell.

If this isn’t your password… Bro, do you even nerd?

It’s just “person, woman, man, camera, clock” for hours and hours.

Looking forward to the judge sentencemaxxing him.

“WE ONLY HAVE HIGH-T MOVERS AND SHAKERS AT THE DEPARTMENT OF 𝑾𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑹!!!” [hold for applause] [crickets] “THAT MEANS EVERYTHING WE MOVE, WE SHAKE!” [hold for applause] [crickets] “WE’RE GONNA EXECUTE THE LOSERS WHO BROKE ALL THOSE BOTTLES IN THE GLOBE!” [Nazi-tattooed fists pump the air] WOO!

Apple never released this many products when Tim Cook was alive.

She should have waited until things change in November. That’s when Grand Theft Auto VI comes out.

Meta’s defense never had legs.

UTLEY!! What? Isn't that what you're supposed to tweet when the sportsplayer show is on?

Begun, the squirrel wars have…

Her last charitable act of a life of giving to others was to donate her body to science to find a way to weaponize dying of embarrassment.

Guinness Record for Oldest Death by Selfie

You can't get this on the sports feed website.

Trump-Epstein Class Cowers Before The Two-Millennia Pedophilic Might Of The Catholic Church

To receive the stock, girls have to sign a contract to be impregnated by him. In tandem, he’s also funding a GOP push declaring children to be adults at conception, which really clears up a shitload of problems for all of them.

If you are in line at the Rite of Ascension, IT IS DISHONORABLE TO LEAVE THE LINE!

In 1963, the first catstronaut emerged from her capsule unharmed, a testament to the success of her mission.

Do you disavow The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour?

Do you disavow The City of Brotherly Love?

"It's such a terror."

Set a reminder to check Him in three days.

Florida is different, man. It’s Eat or Be Eaten. No wonder the buzzards were circling. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...