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OMG! They now have no compunction about saying the quiet part out loud.

“In addition, giraffes are now tall horses. Because that’s what they are. They’re just tall horses. Everybody knows it, they just don’t say it. I’m not afraid to say these things. And those so-called capybaras will be known as ultimate guinea pigs.”

A little nervous on his first day at work with the Royal Canadian Mounted Police! 😍 Original post

@hntdove.bsky.social FANAC just posted this photo with James White and thought you might want to see it. See you in LA?

The Jane Austen World Cup semifinals are back with an electric match between Willoughby and Marianne Dashwood! Will an excess of sensibility be her downfall?

"There’s simply no way any of us could have predicted a Nazi SS guy with his eyeballs dangling out of his sockets and the Staff of Ra broiled into his flesh like grill marks on a meat slab would be such a terrible candidate for Senate."

My favorite video of the pathetic turn out at the "Great" American State Fair so far

In custody #reflectingpool

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Welp, Stephen Miller happens to LOVE the new Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool.

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This is the least heterosexual thing ever posted by a man with five children.

Note to media: police arresting peaceful protesters singing “give peace a chance” is not protesters “clashing” with police. It’s the state violating the First Amendment rights of people upset that human beings who did nothing illegal are being held without due process and being fed maggots.

Nice throwaway tidbit in the listing of the 100 Best Restaurants in NYC in The New York Times x.com/ddiamond/sta...

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interesting rationale from a prospective juror in the Elon Musk Twitter stock manipulation case

Jimmy Kimmel remains undaunted, running this amusing ad aimed at Trump bsky.app/profile/x3em...

I literally LOL'd at this one :->

Jimmy Fallon helps Trump practice for his public Bible reading as part of the "America Reads the Bible' initiative :-> www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTFH...

Clause placement - why it matters :->

President Trump finally releases his long-awaited healthcare plan.

Kudos to Sarah-Louise Jordan, who had the following response to receiving a dick pic. She then posted it, saying "I found a surprising picture in my messages. So, I did the only English thing there was to do; I wrote them a letter." (Click for better resolution)

Someone actually explaining something to someone as if they were 12 years old :->

Rocky from Project Hail Mary has a sweet message to the Artemis II crew www.instagram.com/projecthailm...

A more realistic view of the contents of the proposed Trump library :-> www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZmX...

I laughed immoderately at this one :->

@jonlovett: "In a surprise twist, the Epstein files released the attorney general"

In case y'all are wondering what Trump is spending his time on instead of war briefings... Might as well be in the dictionary next to the word "grandiose"

A remarkable photo from #NoKings in DTLA from Connor Sheets of @latimes.com www.latimes.com/california/l...

Best rally sign I've seen online so far :->

Good Omens 3 (2026)

Another gem from Bill Bramhall, NY Daily News

As usual, he cares only when it's about him...

Someone did a good job matching MAGA personalities to Disney characters