Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named)

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😡👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👍🏼bless her ❤️

Has inflation hit the street corner blow job industry? Asking for a friend.

My drill battery IS winding down.

It's alphabet pattern is difficult because it is arbitrary in how it applies repeated patterns. That said. I have spent maybe 4 hours learning Arabic.

It's said that "everyone has a book in them". How much lube does it take to insert one in the first place?

I had to call the Fungi Hotline. i needed morel support.

Time for bed

Well guess who is still on this earth and who isn't.... Don't tell me this world doesn't have a sense of ironic dark humor

The price she asked was found to be too high. Still would be today.

I am stufffffffed. Actually bought some Trader Joe's pre-pack Chicken Shawarma. It may not be the most original shawarma, but it IS damn tasty and combined w/ TJ's garlic naan really fulfilling. I will be purchasing it again. 8 out of 10

How many of those do you think he would sell before some MAGA beat him up?

Yes I was just reiterating. Few things I love more than the perfect aptronym

Do you?! 🤚

Schools were not forcing kids to have transgender surgery. Babies were not being aborted after they were born. Migrants were not crossing the border to vote for Kamala Harris. Donald Trump is a pathological liar and, if you believed this shit, you are a pathological dumbass.

A chef whose last name is Cook is definitely Nom Nom Nomanitive Determination