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The Art of Play must now do a magic show at the Massachusetts lesbian bar.

just learned this today

Guy who occasionally has trouble reading a defense also has trouble reading the room?

Fetterman couldn't be there in person as he was tending the rabbits.

England's goalie is William Regal?

Gattaca! Gattaca! Gattaca!

NY > CA

Literally made me do a spit take

Really starting to look like Yogurt from Spaceballs.

Troy Aikman: Aaron Rodgers, who is old and played like shit, must feel utterly demoralized for losing this playoff game.

Damn, the Bears won, even though their QB paints his nails? Hell yeah, woke is so back.

Editorial in the National Catholic Reporter: "The vice president's comments justifying the death of Renee Good are a moral stain on the collective witness of our Catholic faith. His repeated attempts to blame Good for her own death are fundamentally incompatible with the Gospel."

So Kiffin is a ho?

This is why you shouldn’t wear shorts in December #cfp

I know the o-line is bad this year, but damn, Sark.

“Ever since I was a child, my dream has been to have my nips blasted on the news.” - Graham Platnir

I believe it would be quite easy to get JD Vance to post "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast"

Superman…it’s good!

Good thing these glasses don’t work.

Pro-wrestler trying to argue that it isn't scripted.

Going with the white hat pedophile theory, let’s see how this plays out.

He’s jerking off

I know there's a lot of controversy about the Cracker Barrel logo, so I worked up a new option that should be good with everyone... The barrel is back, but it's now guarded by Scubble, The Cracker Goblin. I also worked up a new slogan for the company!

With the upmost respect. This is the height of debate pervertry

Reel Big Fish better

Finally was used to Calibri, and now they’re making us used Aptos? We used to be a country.

We getting a 2025 update of this video with Trump and Bibi? www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq2e...

This article linking to the full Ethan Klein debate is a crime against humanity.

This country is going to need a cultural revolution after this administration is over

Can they just keep making these period piece Predator movies? Killer of Killers ruled.

Really twisted the knife at the end. Beautiful. #Andor

Damn, I guess Star Wars makes me cry now #Andor

Jimmy Smits at home (joking) #Andor

Chandrila is like if white people invented Japan #Andor

All these well developed grounded Season 1 characters having to deal with present day Star Wars in Season 2 😒 #Andor

The Dems ran on "saving democracy" and "fighting fascism", but now democracy needs saving and fascism shows up, it's all a "distraction".

Should have named it the “Super Nintendo Switch”

Instantly taken out of this episode of Daredevil because they implied you can see a Starbucks from Gracie Mansion.

Non-dumbass answer is postal banking.

Sort of wish Jame Eagan was played by Walton Goggins.

Milchick with a worse vocabulary

Will vote for whoever promises to prosecute the people who do this.

Racist garbage, but also impossible given the terrible Afrikaner accents.

These guys are going to fuck around and create the anti-life equation

Can’t believe the bad guy from Lethal Weapon 2 is in charge of the government

Theatre nerd-ass half time show. No notes, A+.

Weird that the VP consistently runs cover for nazis.

J. Cole, smartest man in the industry

Skip Bayless looking ass.