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I know bluesky likes birds, here's a portrait of a sh*tbird, hopefully he'll level up to jailbird.

Did you see these new revelations about Lutnick? He said he had nothing to do with Epstein after 2005. But starting in 2012—4 years after Epstein pleaded guilty to sex crimes—Lutnick for 6 years was involved in a business venture w/ Epstein. It seems he hasn't come clean on his Epstein interactions.

Dear World, Where did the onion bagels go? They seem to have all disappeared from the places that I buy bagels. It has been a couple of years now. I miss them.

aged poorly

Ahem….

Dear NFL You gained a lot of points with me for Bad Bunny. However, I just heard many of your people are involved in a flag football game in Saudi Arabia. What the actual fuck? Tom Brady, I used to be a fan. Go fuck yourself.

I was happy to see this story in the news today. I completely agree and we had a conversation here about that ad- it's just inviting covert surveillance into our lives. We will NEVER get a Ring doorbell. www.nj.com/entertainmen...

I loved the halftime show, and I especially love that all the MAGA people that love Adam Sandler get to wrestle with this conundrum.

What if we just deport the billionaires?

So let me get this right. Lindsey "Grindr" Graham is gonna shut down the government because he thinks he's entitled to payment for being investigated for crimes? Is that right?

So this Tom Homan fellow that is supposed to fix the problems created by Noem and Bovino is the same Tom Homan that got a $50k bribe in a bag from undercover FBI agents, yes? Just checking.

@vikings.bsky.social Taking Paul Allen off the air was a good start. He needs to be fired. An announcer saying a coach being fired and someone being killed are both "catching strays" is horrific. I will NEVER watch a Vikings game until he's gone.

If one more Trumpy dildo uses the phrase "boots on the ground" I will summon a VERY stern look to give them. So tired of these idiots and the ten "jargon" phrases they hand back and forth.

I hope that all the douchebags who worked tirelessly to make gambling on sports legal everywhere are keeping track of the various scandals involving gambling in sports and have trouble sleeping at night, looking at self in mirror and such stuff that matters to people who aren't douchebags.

San Francisco’s Ocean Beach!

🚨 NEW VIDEO 👇🏽This puts an end to all the lies. Horrific. They were having a calm exchange seconds before he murdered Renee Good, and she was barely moving and clearly avoiding him. Stop the lies.

Hearing that Hilton Hotels wouldn't allow ICE agents to stay there, I was ready to forgive them for birthing Paris. Nope. Turns out it was just one hotel franchisee and they've punished that franchise. My delicious dollars will continue to not flow to Hilton pockets. That is all, thank you.

During his run for president Donald J. Trump repeatedly said he wouldn't start any new wars. I created a montage from his first 50 campaign stops. Promises not kept.

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It's amazing that the announcers at the (checks notes) Falcons-Buccaneers game are spending a lot of time, with graphics, talking about the Chiefs and how great they have been.... (Checks notes) The Chiefs are not playing in this game.

It's impressive that Big Tech was like: We aren't douchy enough. What if we made asshole intelligence and burned up some of the earth's power and water faster?

Sooooo..... How are we coming with those Epstein files? Or Trump's tax returns, or his grades, or the MRI results, or the second strike video, or a health care plan? I feel like this whole regime is the kid that never did his homework and all the teachers hated.

I have more respect for the Iraqi journalist who threw a shoe at George W Bush than any of the cowards in the current White House press pool.

A lot of the people lamenting Marjorie Taylor Greene’s departure from Congress—and celebrating her as some kind of principled maverick—are going to end up eating their words when she reemerges in 2028 to help lead a pro-groper, pro-Fuentes “America First” faction of the GOP.

If you’re a journalist who’s still on Twitter, from now on in your writing you have to replace “the American people want” with “troll bots in Eastern Europe demand” Being there makes your judgment suspect. I don’t care how savvy you think you are, you’re marinating in a disinformation campaign.

Can we just take a pause on all things Kardashian for like twenty years? Seriously, they are talentless vultures who thought Kanye and Trump were both great. Now they are going into "acting"? Please stop watching them and they will hopefully slither away.

Congratulations to new Nobel Peace Prize laureate María Corina Machado for her courageous struggle to bring democracy to Venezuela.

@drannieandrews.com

Let me be clear: Democrats are at work waiting for Republicans to wrap up their vacation and join us. It’s time for Mike Johnson to bring his caucus back, get to work, and stop playing politics with folks’ lives.

Now if she'd just go away and be hateful on some other planet.

Same. #AlsoTiredOfWaitingForTheEPSTEIN_Files

Turning the military on citizens. Attempting to rig elections. Toying with the idea of declaring martial law. Attacking political enemies and punishing those who speak out. If this were happening in another country, what would you call it?

Over 21,000 at a Portland Thorns women's soccer match last night in Portland, Oregon. Nope, not a war zone. #thisisportland

Very interesting. Looks close, eh?

Trump oversaw the Afghanistan war for four years. I guess it was so unimportant to him that he forgot this.

I'm flooded with memories of all the times people asked Danika Patrick for her thoughts and insights on something. Oh wait, no. It was just just gas. No one cares what she thinks. Maybe if she came out she'd be a happier person.

Louis CK can just f*ck right off. So can the rest of them. "Look, they applauded a woman, it's ok now!" F*ck you you money grubbing a-hole and your money grubbing friends too. Like Kevin Hart needs the money, f*ck him twice.

behold the bold and brave washington post opinion section (under new management), lol

Yes, very weird. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Last week Jesse Watters spoke to man named Eric who claimed he was formerly a member of antifa. Two years ago Watters interviewed Ramon "Mundo" Mendoza, a former Mexican Mafia member. Some folks thought the men looked similar. This is a side by side comparison. 🤷‍♀️