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FIFA to award FIFA peace prize, probably to trump. "No, you can't have a Megatron robot. Stop whining and you can have a lollipop instead."

So Taco now wants the Epstein files released, but Marjorie Taylor Greene is a traitor for wanting the same thing? Have I got that right?

A good night out. For once I wasn't the quizmaster and we were only one point behind the winners. And I'm ashamed to admit I broke my sober for October resolve by a few days, but in my defence it was a real ale pub.

Apparently there were some rounders players in the USA who had to work a couple of hours overtime. The horror! THE HORROR!

Pregnant women should avoid taking advice from the White House. Neither the Amish or Cuba takes their advice.

And that, Mr president, is how soldiers march in step

It's not enough to gerrymander the country, now he wants to remove the vote from anyone who is away for work or who can't afford a passport. This in the land of the free. The pretence of democracy is over in the USA

America #1 by orders of magnitude worldpopulationreview.com/country-rank...

A "bad actor" is a term used to describe someone or something that engages in harmful, unethical, or disruptive behavior, often with malicious intent. Ex-Superman actor Dean Cain says he's becoming ICE agent - BBC News www.bbc.com/news/article...

Cancelling vaccine research? He's not an idiot, he's a mass killer.

A group of global civil society organizations have placed the US on a watchlist for urgent concern over the health of its civic society, alongside Turkey, Serbia, El Salvador, Indonesia and Kenya.

I hope we survive long enough for the people behind this to be prosecuted. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

New publication day! So excited to finally be getting stuff from the Whose Rainbow? Project out there. I feel so lucky to get to work with @tigslater.bsky.social on stuff that I care about 🌈 www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10....

Trump outlaws wearing masks at protests. "What have they got to hide?" Oh, the irony.

"This is what American justice looks like" Leavitt clearly had no sense of irony

I'm not entirely sure why a makeup caddy needs WiFi...

A stick-like praying mantis just hanging, wanting to hitch a ride.

I'm about to hit 5k followers. So how about a give away? Like and repost this, and I'll enter everyone who does into a draw to win a full set of my British Fantasy Award nominated Empire of Ruin series! Good luck - I'll do the draw this Friday afternoon :)

The state of Georgia is using the body of a brain-dead woman as an incubator. Because she was 9 weeks pregnant when she died, and their abortion ban is from about 6 weeks, they are sustaining her on life support, without input from her family, until 32 weeks of gestation. A true dystopian nightmare.

An American announces he would now like to be called 'Leo'. Watch the American right lose their minds because that's not the name on his birth certificate.

USA GDP down. Thanks Obama.

Trump is on his way to Rome for the Pope's funeral. But... But... What about his golf????

It's Wednesday and I'm wearing Thursday's socks #rebelwithoutaclue

Saw a man in Lidl wearing a t-shirt saying "RETIRED There's a nap for that" and I want one so badly

repost of the emet-selch gender comic by request

I just attended a conference in the US. We had one speaker detained and two others turned away at the border.

"No other president would have done what I did" Finally, a true statement.

Sometimes you have to take medicine, said the man who asked if injecting bleach would cure COVID

I've looked at the trade surplus between the local supermarket and me and it's very bad. They are taking far more money from me than the other way round. Totally unfair.

Israel says that their initial account of the killing of ambulance crews was ' a mistake'. No it wasn't. It was a lie. Call it what it was

Wakanda has rare earth minerals. In fact, rare unearth minerals. They sell us hover cars but they don't take any of our oil. So unfair. And have you seen what they wear? Not a suit among them. Until they allow McDonald's into their country we're applying a 30 percent tariff on all gorilla costumes.

Very unfair. We need New York and we will have it by any means necessary. The states around them can house them, because they share their culture. We'll relocate them. (2/2)

In 1941 Japan set its sights on the USA. The UK bravely sent troops to rescue the people of America. Now it's the time for the people of New York to become part of the United Kingdom. We respect the people of New York to make their own decision, but Washington DC has been very unfair to them. (1/2)

For when you run out of space on your washing line

A virtually empty car park and he parks over his line and right up my bumper. I'm English! I have a large personal space.

Now that my wife @jacquisimms.bsky.social has joined bluesky, rest assured I will continue to express my love for her in respectful terms and not take the Mick out of her at all.

Foreign financial expert on BBC news talking about 'big bazookas' and for some reason my mind is wandering

Trump could be a tactical genius. Hear me out. In just ten minutes he managed to unite nearly the entire world into supporting Ukraine. He heroically threw himself on the grenade to promote Zelensky as a world leader and statesman. I can't wait until he reveals this was his plan all along.

It's no coincidence that the Tate brothers are returning to the USA a month after the presidential inauguration

Lambda Legal is doing a Virtual Info Session on Passports for Transgender, Nonbinary, and Gender-Nonconforming People in the afternoon of Wednesday, February 26th, 12-1 PST. support.lambdalegal.org/site/SSurvey...

"You can have the minerals if you let us get the land." "What about the Ukrainians?" "Who?"

Canada's aviation accident investigation team are stymied while they await Donald trump's announcement of what caused the Toronto crash

Blankets don't keep you warm; you keep the blankets warm

Bluesky is so friendly. So many young women want to be my friend on here I can't think why.

Given that no Arab countries will accept the forced repatriation of Gazan residents, might I suggest they are given American citizenship?

FIFA world cup to be hosted between USA, Canada and Mexico. Wait for trump to complain that the others are being unfair about the number of goals they're scoring.

Wtaf? The plane crash apparently doesn't need an investigation, because it was DEI, Obama and Biden who are to blame. The problem with firing from the hip is you're more likely to shoot yourself in the foot

I gave deep seek a try. Interesting that it tells you about the human rights issues with the Uyghurs, then after it's on screen for a few seconds erases it and says it can't answer that.

I said to him, I’d love you to take on more, because I’m looking at the whole LA right now, and it’s a mess. I’d like him to take people. I’d like Mexico to take people. You’re talking about probably a million and a half people, and we just clean out that whole thing.