socrates nuts

You park at the far edge of the parking lot so nobody's car door dents your car. I park at the far edge of the parking lot so nobody's car gets dented by my car door. We are not the same

The greatest villain of all is gravity. It's literally always working to keep us down.

this is a thread. two posts last I looked but it's good. hopefully it keeps going

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hello it me weirdo furry socialist

me watching yet another vtuber react to "a brief history of the world, i guess": you could make a religion out of this

meanwhile Toby Fox called it 5 years ago

I think, therefore I'm.

private conversation with a vocaloid call that tête-à-teto

"what is the meaning of life?" You've got it all wrong. Who is the meaning of life. What's on second.

Wii version

After reading the alt text, how could I not?

Paleontology update: Scientists have determined that dinosaurs were pretty fuckin' rad, actually

I would 100% buy a Potatoes of Defiance shirt. Why isn’t there a band named Potatoes of Defiance?

watching the geoguessr world championships and I think these guys are doing it wrong it's geoguessr not geoknowr

Increasingly I think Trump really is an alpha male, but a feline alpha male. By which I mean he's claiming the federal government for his own by pissing all over it.

And if you can't manage being Dolly or Tim -- tough acts to follow -- at least try to be JK Simmons and not the other JK that I won't name.

I love cats

come the fuck on @ubisoft.com is there no way to contact you???

@amtrax.bsky.social since you don't have a discord for me to share these sorts of memes in...

@amtrax.bsky.social Lady E here from twitch, with a meme very tangentially related to today's stream. Unfortunately I have lost the source to time...

@ubisoft.com I'm trying to update the email on my Maniaplanet account. I opened a support ticket back in MARCH. You said you were "escalating" my support ticket in MAY. I have heard nothing in the three months since you "escalated" my support ticket. What is going on?!

@ubisoft.com I'm trying to update the email on my Maniaplanet account. I opened a support ticket back in MARCH. You said you were "escalating" my support ticket in MAY. I have heard nothing in the three months since you "escalated" my support ticket. What is going on?!

Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. Drowned, 1991 Nearly hit by truck, c. 1994 Fight with someone twice my size, 1998 Accidentally held both prongs of a plug, c. 2001 Multiple suicide attempts, 2009-2010 Car wreck -> CSF leak, 2010-2015 I am probably forgetting some.

free idea: cat-themed horror parody game called "there will be barf"

okay but: level 1 druids and rangers get Charm Animal. You don't even need talk to animals because Jimothy understands Common.

okay but seriously, if I ever start playing again I'm making a mill deck with Archive Trap just so I can say "you activated my trap card

ich bin ein Berliner🍙

Offside xkcd.com/3268/

it has come to my attention that: All Christs Are Bastards (there's only been one, and according to the Bible and thousands of years of Church teachings, his biological parents were never married!)

imagine the pope issues a response that simply reads: "lol. lmao."

"Give Us This Day Our Daily Thread" is inspired

to be fair to SSPX, *NO ONE* expects the Vatican Inquisition

they really did

this has been my goal for years

for once I decided to reply to an unsolicited text before blocking

SO IT IS WRITTEN!

@bsky.app Please give us a way to hide other types of media than just violent or porn, preferably with custom labels. I would like to be able to post about the upcoming Deltarune Chapter 5 but not risk spoiling people. the ability to add a "Deltarune Chapter 5 spoilers" content warning would help

And then they made out.