Justin

"A distinctively British approach to artificial intelligence"

I for one am happy to do my bit by dodging salad wherever possible. I feel it's my patriotic duty to leave the salad for people who need it more.

Monday morning, Burnham should get himself down to Portsmouth to visit the lifeboat and the RNLI, find out what it takes to get them up and running again and make it happen. Or as soon as he can.

Worth considering

Anyone here like metal ? My lad is in a metal band in Sheffield. This is their insta - www.instagram.com/waiting_for_... - they played yellow arch studios as a support act the other night.

Looks to me like piddington could be annexed fairly easily with 4 checkpoints / passport control areas.

I've been on 2 drivers awareness courses, and not once did they mention, when discussing potential hazards, the possibility of a police car indicating left and then swooping to the right with no warning on a mini-roundabout. And then pulling me over for having a front light out...

And this is how I eventually end up leaving England to become a refugee in Wales.

If you wouldn't miss 36 million, of all the causes that you could give that money to, you choose that.

Things I was frightened of as a child 1. Bullies in my year 2. The regular kids in my year 3. Most of the nerds in my year (those bastards would turn on you in a click) 4. Some of the girls in my year 5. A computer graphic of an alien that was shown at the end of a local TV show. Didn't expect it.

So I know the making of a murderer thing has been a bit of a joke on here and other places previously for the number of your dates they do but imagine my surprise when it was announced that the recently elected norfolk police and crime commissioner is apparently doing a 127 date tour... #ncfc

Well this will just divide people into 2 groups : People who don't believe that for a minute. Dave. You've met Dave, he's an imbecile.

What in the trinity college Cambridge could be causing him to get a free advert on radio 4 ?

This puts "it's dry out, don't put a barbecue on" into perspective...

So on celebrity MasterChef they've doled out jobs for a group task, one of the jobs was to make kebabs, one of the contestants is called Donna, and they gave the kebab cooking job to... Joe Pasquale.

Absolutely. Someone coming here on a boat : unable to contribute yet, willing to when they can. Him : able to contribute massively, unwilling to. Fuckity-bye to him then.

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"oasis to play 4 massive shows at Celtic park next year" Hasn't everyone who wanted to see oasis already seen them this year ?

Heliotrope Woolworths

When in Bakewell, it is obligatory to take this picture of ducks and geese on the river, just by the bridge near the co-op.

A couple of pictures from alderley edge today

Things I thought were posh when I was a kid Video players TVs that didn't have a slot for a 50p After eights Gold blend coffee Marks and Spencer's The sweater shop Reeboks LeCoste shirts John Lewis

Photogenic chippy tea on Cromer pier

With oasis back again, and tfi Friday showing 30 year old clips on channel 4, has there been a mike flowers pops revival yet ? And if not, how come ?

My chemical romance at Wembley last Friday, zero percent I think.

Artifacts from my chemical romance at Wembley stadium. My daughters favourite band, if Anne hegarty off the chase knew everything about one band and nothing else, she would still know less than my daughter about this band. They played some songs they rarely play, happened to be her favourites.

If welcoming the future means removing labour from people and increasing inequality, is that something that should be welcomed ?

And now on UK tv, a choice of viewing - bbc1 has blankety blank starring Bradley Walsh, and itv has breaking dad starring Bradley Walsh and his son. Luckily This fella has the hardest working agent in showbiz. Luckily he can't play professional tennis (bbc2) or marry Taylor swift (ch4) !

You've panicked at your last disco.

Satire is dead, part 9,348

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can't we just have a world cup like we used to, 32 teams somewhere they'd be happy to see us

Apropos of nothing, I just fired up my latest Blu-ray purchase.

Only if the song is about the hand dryer in the gents' toilets at The Crown & Treaty, Uxbridge.

any idea what i'm supposed to do here ? I assumed I was supposed to press the pink thing, but nothing happens.

#ncfc championship table for this year

Liam Gibbs you beauty ! #ncfc

The Simpsons can only exist in societies that are dumb enough to be mockable but smart enough not to collapse. This narrow “Goldilocks zone” of balanced idiocy is fragile and rare across the galaxy. Most planets invent The Simpsons right before destroying themselves