Mutable Joe

Mutable Joe

@mutablejoe.bsky.social

low flying panic attack

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Mutable Joe
@mutablejoe.bsky.social

raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens, brown paper packages tied up with strings, these are a few of my debilitating phobias

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Eddie Robson
@eddierobson.bsky.social

"At last, we have created the War Dogs from Adrian Tchaikovsky's classic novel Don't Create The War Dogs"

Amy Feldman@amyfeldman7.bsky.social

*NEW* Colossal Biosciences’ Ben Lamm and Anduril’s Palmer Luckey team up on a new startup to genetically engineer war dogs for the military. Warhound comes out of stealth at $1.2B valuation For @forbes.com with @iainmartin.bsky.social and @mhunterhart.bsky.social www.forbes.com/sites/amyfel...

forbes.comBillionaires Palmer Luckey And Ben Lamm Spin Up Startup To Genetically Engineer Military DogsBen Lamm of de-extinction startup Colossal has teamed up with Palmer Luckey’s team at Anduril to create a dog that’s optimized for military use. The new “warhounds” will be cloned and gene edited.

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☆「ＹＡＳＥ」IdolismJ ☆
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I had to go on Twitter to confirm this was real because Ship Awesome Games In A Weekend having a hand with six fingers was so on the nose I was about to pass out

Cale Michael@xjustified.bsky.social

This shit just writes itself at this point. Just the name "Epic AI MegaJam" is a joke that best describes what is going on with these companies.

Mutable Joe
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I have secured the rights to make a disappointing american film adaptation of storm austen which moves the storm from hertfordshire to a new jersey suburb and changes the main character from an english bachelorette to a robot vigilante

Mutable Joe
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they let him watch reacher I think

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "I'm studying his body. I've never studied the body of a man before. It's not my thing. Nothing wrong with it, of course. But it's never been my thing. But I looked at his ass. I said, 'His ass, shit, it's like a pile of muscle.' Then I looked at his legs and I said, 'Man, his feet are big.'"

Mutable Joe
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ok a few things, just some feedback, you've described the economy as the Titanic which is a ship that somewhat famously sank, and you've said it can't turn which it can, and also you've said don't when you meant can't but let's table that

FactPost@factpostnews.bsky.social

JD Vance on the economy: "You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"

Mutable Joe
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no brooding on the moors allowed, I said no brooding, not until saturday

Met Office - weather and climate@metoffice.gov.uk

Storm Austen has been named by the Met Office bringing disruptive wind and rain from late Thursday and into Friday. Read our full news release here➡️ www.metoffice.gov.uk/about-us/new...

Mutable Joe
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My Dearest, The bluesky war against the British continues ceaselessly. This day posts were fired with reckless abandon which I fear caused suffering and were met with sarcastic quotes. Conditions remain hard for us with few avocados and limited matcha. We fight on, but at what cost. Yours, Joe

Mutable Joe
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people must be insane to live in Midsomer with their murder rate ha ha *checks Midsomer house prices* ok but the schools are good and it is certainly commutable

Mutable Joe
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in a job interview to be the new white house press secretary, I had to fill out a form with my name on and I wrote it in neat and so far they seem impressed

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Dewie
@judgedewie.bsky.social

I have seen every imaginable insult, slur and term of abuse in witness statements in criminal cases over the years, describing the verbals uttered by a drunk defendant. Today, for the first time ever, I encountered a case where a police officer was called "a fucking satchel" and "a dirty biscuit".

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Premee Mohamed
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BTW I know some people are not buying books on Kindle, but this is my favourite/funniest/most horriblest craft book that I wish I had had when I was starting out, it's $4 on Kindle, and it doesn't appear to be on sale at Kobo! www.amazon.ca/Write-Novel-...

amazon.caHow Not to Write a Novel: 200 Classic Mistakes and How to Avoid Them—A Misstep-by-Misstep GuideHow Not to Write a Novel: 200 Classic Mistakes and How to Avoid Them—A Misstep-by-Misstep Guide eBook : Mittelmark, Howard, Newman, Sandra: Amazon.ca: Kindle Store

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The Web of Evil
@webofevil.bsky.social

Not going to link to the AI burrito because I know some of you still have nightmares, but honestly I kind of enjoy these weird eldritch horrors AI generates when it thinks it's being helpful. You won't be stunned to learn that the link, while touting questionable drugs, does NOT feature tooth sushi.

Mutable Joe
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it's a long shot but if you're the cool girl wearing a black t-shirt and ripped jeans I locked eyes with in the club and who smiled back when I smiled at you I just want you to know that I overheard your conversation and of course decker was a replicant you idiot

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Mutable Joe
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watched a film last night called Into The Wild about a man who gives up his possessions and money and walks off to live in the wild and a few months later he dies, everyone i watched it with loved it and honestly i sat though it thinking what a moron

Mutable Joe
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people used to live free in the wild and that's great and so on but there is the key point you need to take on board which is that they died, like, a lot