Will Ralston (they/he)

Remember when the Nazis fled TO Brazil?

Out of the loop but always willing to jump back in, I pressed play on four Roisin Murphy tracks this morning and can confidently report Sinead O'Connor would have eaten her for breakfast.

there's a thing I like to call "load-bearing assumptions", that you don't notice until they're suddenly gone (e.g the air you breath has oxygen in it). the post-ww2 order is a load-bearing assumption for basically the entirety of american life. trump took a sledgehammer to it in the last 90 days.

I can see why people question the provenance of this writing but not only has he had ample opportunity to practice his peenmanship, we have no way of knowing how many tries it took to get this version.

"Help find lost dogs" was definitely not the only pitch seriously considered by a marketing dept brainstorming an AI security ad campaign, but I'm pretty sure the geniuses signing the checks thought it was the most wholesome and above reproach.

Pam Bondi sounded a little different before she started doing Trump's bidding.

It's not just hallucination when AI makes shit up. It's all hallucination. Or none of it, since something needs to have consciousness in order to hallucinate.

New plan: everyone wear watching eyes

Got. Damn.

Pennsylvania's resistance flag

Trump is America First like any parent with one kid... Until that parent decides one isn't enough and begins breaking into other people's homes to steal their kids, too.

Tobias Kinter Bencosme, 44, of Miami, FL, is an ICE Supervisory Detention Agent who participated in the illegal home invasion and kidnapping of an elderly American citizen in St Paul, MN on 1/18/2026. Bencosme dragged the Hmong grandfather outside in the frigid air wearing only boxers and a blanket.

The benefit of having more than two parties to pick from is maybe one is actively evil, one passively evil, and maybe one just isn't evil at all? Like Rs and Ds playing hot potato for two hundred and fifty years has created a power monopoly with two faces.

The Evolution of Man drawing, but starting with a klansman holding a burning cross and ending with an ice thug brandishing a gun

I’m seeing posts from people (outside of MN) about how US citizens should carry their passports. And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.” Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.

After ICE agents shot people in Minneapolis tonight, a crowd faced them down and eventually chased them away, despite federal mercenaries and police shooting a tremendous amount of tear gas. ICE agents abandoned vehicles in the area, containing IDs, paperwork, license plates, and operational plans.

ICE agents fled from the crowd and left behind their CONOPS battle plan for Minneapolis, including agent's names, hotel rooms, phone numbers, boxes of license plates, and tac radio frequencies.

Something horrifying is happening in America: Because he was filming ICE Nazis, whuch is protected under the constitution, an American citizen in St. Paul, Minnesota was brutalized to the point of becoming unresponsive. What happened in Nazi Germany is happening in America. 😳👇

3 min before the shooting, Renee Good was honking her horn incessantly. Several (4? 5?) vehicles leave the block, driving past her. Ross goes behind her, another car leaves, and she starts to reverse to pull away when the white truck stops and you know the rest.

FOX: Where’s the protest against the regime that's killing people in the street right now? Trent: They are doing those today. It’s called the ICE protests FOX: Are they talking about Iran at the ICE protests? Trent: No, I think they are talking about the regime that is shooting people in the face

Kind of wild there has been almost no coverage of the fact that the federal government unleashed chemical weapons against literal kids *at school*. workdaymagazine.org/minneapolis-...

Visual information is processed in everyone's brain according to their own perspective but how this shows any of that, I'll never understand.

He was pissed two dykes weren't fearful or compliant. It was a hate crime.

Camo and balaclava are the new white robe and hood

What is going on with trending topics?!? No Minneapolis. No Portland. But that's all my timeline is.

Philadelphia sheriff Rochelle Bilal: “No law enforcement professional wears a mask…No law enforcement professional shoots at a moving vehicle. “What Trump’s private army is doing…is not only against legal law, but moral law.” Vows to arrest agents on site who commit crimes.

Fun fact, they do that on purpose - this is a ten year old article: www.americanimmigrationcouncil.org/blog/new-dir...

interesting that ICE killed someone in Minnesota, the epicenter of conversation over Governor Tim Walz. If you don’t realize this is States vs. Federal government now, I’m not sure what else to say. It is of the utmost importance that Governors the Trump regime hate do not leave their posts.

Happy "storm the capitol and shit in Mike Johnson's desk" for those who celebrate.

Dreamt I put the phrase "While you were sleeping mistakes were made" on a T-shirt and got rich.

ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries. Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves. "Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks. "No, guess he should've complied," agent says. Yakima, Washington

I was watching The Family Stone last night and wondered about Keaton's character's mastectomy scars. Thanks to AI, I now know things about them that aren't even in the movie. (She showed the edge of a scar to her husband. No character named Connor. Also don't think type of cancer is specified)

Tonight, because I felt like it and have no impulse control, I ate too many Christmas cookies. THANK YOU FOR YOUR PROMPT ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. DONALD J. TRUMP PRESIDENT AND CEO THE UNTIED STAINS OF MURIKKKA

PJ was talented, yes, but also extremely funny and kind, and charmingly insecure about his talent. RIP

I hate it here

Children under 5 and males are particularly at risk...

When does the madness end? When can we be done with "hook or crook" season and enter the long-awaited "tooth and nail" celebrations?

The 9 year old is currently trying to convince Google AI that the Earth is flat, NASA is fake, and there is an official Pokemon named Epichew who is a pink llama.