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Embajada Soviética 🇦🇷 Soviet Embassy
@sovietembassyar.bsky.social
Ministerio de Negación del Kremlin en Argentina. También vendemos "coca" / Kremlin Ministry of Denial in Argentina. We also wholesale coke
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Un día como hoy en 1981, ocurrió el incidente del "Whisky on the Rocks": el submarino soviético S-363 encalló en Suecia tras un "error de navegación". Mi marina convierte barcos en submarinos y submarinos en barcos.
OTD in 1981 “whisky on the rocks”. Soviet submarine S-363 ran aground after “navigational error” in Sweden. My navy converts ships to submarines and submarines to ships. My trolls are not snowflakes about this.
Only a master strategist could manage to attend a "Yalta 2.0" (a summit of World War II victors) despite failing to complete a Special Military Operation that has already lasted 12 years. Perhaps we, too, have inherited that honor.
When historians discover that the Alaska summit was to negotiate a secret clause dividing the world into 3 spheres, this will all make sense.
La buena noticia de que Lula haya ganado las elecciones en Brasil es que, cuando culpe a Ucrania y le pida que ceda su territorio, al menos tendrá una postura antiimperialista. A diferencia de cuando un fascista dice lo mismo.
The good news about Lula winning Brazilian election is that when he blames Ukraine & tells them to give us their land, at least it will be anti-imperialist. Unlike when a fascist says the same thing.
Día 1706 de mi guerra de 3 días. Vucic perdió en Serbia, Bolsonaro perdió en Brasil y Donald no fue capaz de amañar ni siquiera un casino de su propiedad, por no hablar de las elecciones de mitad de mandato. Sigo siendo un maestro de la estrategia.
Day 1706 of my 3 day war. Vucic lost in Serbia, Bolsonaro lost in Brazil and Donald couldn't rig a casino he owns, never mind the midterms. I remain a master strategist.
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Your Prez sat on the blog and thought of Kremlin ways Donald can steal the midterms. Don't give him ideas? He already has them. darthputinkgb.substack.com/p/kremlin-wa...
Un día como hoy, en 1980, Alemania Occidental firmó el que, por aquel entonces, fue el mayor acuerdo de gas jamás suscrito con la URSS. Nosotros acabábamos de invadir Afganistán. Pero nuestras masacres nunca suponen un obstáculo para los beneficios. Un mensaje que tomamos nota.
OTD in 1980 West Germany signed what was then largest ever gas deal with USSR. We had just invaded Afghanistan. But our butchery never gets in the way of profits. A message we noted. Imagine, Germany funding Russian war machine & dismissing warnings about it.
Las grandes potencias no piden garantías de seguridad; las otorgan. Por lo tanto, no somos una de ellas. Y la última vez que Ucrania rechazó una garantía de seguridad propuesta, la garantía de Rusia consistía en que Rusia se comprometía a proteger a Ucrania frente a una invasión... de Rusia.
Great powers do not ask for security guarantees, they give them. So we are not one. And the last time Ukraine declined a proposed security guarantee, Russia's guarantee was that Russia would guarantee to protect Ukraine from an invasion in the event that Russia invaded Ukraine. True story.
Un día como hoy, en 1956, comenzó en Hungría una "revolución fascista" de "barras bravas financiados por el Occidente imperialista". Esto significó que hayamos tenido que enviar a nuestro ejército "de vacaciones" para liberarlos de sí mismos.
OTD in 1956 a "fascist revolution" of “hooligans financed by imperialist West" began in Hungary. This meant USSR had to send its army on holiday to liberate them from themselves. Imagine such a bullshit excuse today. Orban could anyway.
— Give up the rifle, and we guarantee your safety! (1993)
OTD in 2002 🇺🇦 began decommissioning its nuclear capable Tu-22 strategic bombers & Kh-22 cruise missiles, as per the Budapest memo. 30 bombers & 230 missiles were destroyed over 2 & half years in exchange for promise 🇷🇺 would never invade. But you can believe our promises now
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I live in Kyiv and have been under constant RU shelling for over 4 years. And if I were smashed by a drone or missile and my body parts were scattered around the place, I'd like three photographs to take HQ pictures of every single limb without even blurring my face (if anything was left of it)...
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We don't understand why there's an AI warning.
Un día como hoy, en 1994, se firmó en Moscú el "Acuerdo entre Rusia y Moldavia sobre cuestiones relativas a la jurisdicción y la asistencia jurídica mutua / Retirada del 14.º Ejército". Allí se exigía que las fuerzas rusas abandonaran Moldavia en un plazo de tres años. 32 años después, siguen allí.
OTD in 1994 The "Agreement between the Russian Federation and the Republic of Moldova on Matters Related to Jurisdiction and Mutual Legal Assistance / 14th Army Withdrawal" was signed in Moscow. It required Russian forced to leave Moldova within 3 years. 32 years later they are still there.
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Your Prez sat on the blog and pondered 5 things Russia has achieved if Ukraine has to surrender. They're not all good for Russia. Or the USA. darthputinkgb.substack.com/p/what-has-r...
Quienes sostienen que habría que apaciguar a Rusia ante la posibilidad de que recurramos a las armas nucleares nunca explican por qué consideran que el mundo es un lugar mejor ahora que el chantaje nuclear se ha convertido en una herramienta legítima de la acción política estatal.
People who claim Russia should be appeased in case we use nukes never explain why they think the world is a better place now the use of nuclear blackmail is a legitimate tool of statecraft. They never even stop to ponder the question. /
Emperor Honorius banned long hair in the year 416. More than 1,600 years have passed, and there are still people who believe they have the right to break the rules. Is this how the West intends to build a rules-based international order?
OTD in 2016 Gorbachev stated quite categorically that he never received a promise by NATO not to admit new members to the alliance. He said the idea that Russia was betrayed is a myth. Which triggers my trolls.
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Un día como hoy, en 1672, se firmó el Tratado de Buchach entre la Mancomunidad de Polonia-Lituania y el Imperio otomano. El contexto diplomático hace referencia al "Estado ucraniano". Una prueba de que Lenin lo creó de la nada 250 años después.
OTD in 1672 the Treaty of Buchach between Polish Lithuanian Commonwealth & Ottoman Empire was signed. The diplomatic context refers to the "Ukrainian State" Proof that Lenin created it out of thin air 250 years later.
Proposed logo change.
What if we simply rename the refineries so that Trump will personally step in to defend them? Suggestions: - Rosneft: Trump National Energy - Lukoil: Trump Global Petroleum - Gazprom Neft: Trump Plaza Oil & Gas - Bashneft: Trump Premier Refining - Surgutneftegas: Trump Elite Siberian Resources
Can you design a logo for Gaztrump? @missmia420.bsky.social
Sending inexperienced people to negotiate with Putin has resulted in a mix between "Lend-Lease 2.0" where we’ll end up receiving U.S. military aid and the Ribbentrump-Putin pact, where we’ll have to give something up in the negotiations… to Trump.
Your Prez was sat on the blog. Everyone else has their take on Donald's betrayal, here's mine Donald is destroying US power. darthputinkgb.substack.com/p/betraying-...
Un día como hoy, en 2016, Gorbachov afirmó de manera categórica que nunca recibió una promesa por parte de la OTAN de no admitir nuevos miembros en la alianza. Dijo que la idea de que Rusia fue traicionada es un mito. Lo cual hace exaltar a nuestros trolls.
OTD in 2016 Gorbachev stated quite categorically that he never received a promise by NATO not to admit new members to the alliance. He said the idea that Russia was betrayed is a myth. Which triggers my trolls.
El hecho de que firmáramos dos tratados, uno relativo a la reunificación alemana y otro con la OTAN, sin mencionar nada al respecto, constituye otra pista. Y hay más...
The fact we signed two treaties, one concerning German reunification & the other with NATO and never mentioned it in either, is another clue. And there are others. And we used to say it was the countries to decide. Which is odd if you have a promise. By facts are imperialist.
What if we simply rename the refineries so that Trump will personally step in to defend them? Suggestions: - Rosneft: Trump National Energy - Lukoil: Trump Global Petroleum - Gazprom Neft: Trump Plaza Oil & Gas - Bashneft: Trump Premier Refining - Surgutneftegas: Trump Elite Siberian Resources
The question is not "why has Donald betrayed Ukraine?" The question is "how big a cut of unfrozen Russian assets will Donald get for betraying Ukraine?"
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Your Prez was sat on the blog. Everyone else has their take on Donald's betrayal, here's mine Donald is destroying US power. darthputinkgb.substack.com/p/betraying-...
La pregunta no es ¿por qué ha traicionado Donald a Ucrania? La pregunta es: ¿qué tanto de los activos rusos descongelados recibirá Donald por traicionar a Ucrania?
The question is not "why has Donald betrayed Ukraine?" The question is "how big a cut of unfrozen Russian assets will Donald get for betraying Ukraine?"
En un tribunal alemán, un soldado ucraniano está acusado de encontrarse en aguas internacionales cuando se atacó un objetivo bélico legítimo que era propiedad exclusiva del Estado ruso. Uno se pregunta por qué el Kremlin cree que, a la larga, Occidente se arrodillará ante él.
In a German court a Ukrainian soldier is accused of being in international waters when he attacked a legitimate target of war that was entirely owned by the Russia state. You wonder why Kremlin thinks West will kneel to use eventually.
Un día como hoy en 2002, Ucrania comenzó a desmantelar sus Tu-22 y sus misiles de crucero Kh-22, en virtud del Memorándum de Budapest. Se destruyeron 30 bombarderos y 230 misiles en dos años y medio a cambio de la promesa de que no los invadiríamos. Pero ahora sí pueden creer en nuestras promesas.
OTD in 2002 🇺🇦 began decommissioning its nuclear capable Tu-22 strategic bombers & Kh-22 cruise missiles, as per the Budapest memo. 30 bombers & 230 missiles were destroyed over 2 & half years in exchange for promise 🇷🇺 would never invade. But you can believe our promises now
Tal día como hoy, en 1906, nació Hannah Arendt. "El sujeto ideal del totalitarismo no es el nazi convencido ni el comunista convencido, sino personas para quienes la distinción entre hecho y ficción, y la distinción entre verdadero y falso, ya no existen"
OTD in 1906 Hannah Arendt was born. "The ideal subject of totalitarian rule is not the convinced Nazi or the convinced Communist, but people for whom the distinction between fact & fiction and the distinction between true & false no longer exist".
Rusia sabe, igual que los ucranianos, que por muy terrible que sea el terrorismo que ejercemos actualmente contra Ucrania, la situación empeorará si se rinden y permiten que los ocupemos. La única persona que no se quiere enterar es Donald.
Russia knows as well as Ukrainians do that as bad as our terrorism on Ukraine is now, it will be worse if they surrender and let us occupy them. The only person who doesnt know this is Donald.
Congratulations, @darthputinkgb.bsky.social, Russia is no longer among the countries that must be held accountable, nor are you on @codepink.bsky.social's list of war criminals... although we don't know if we were ever included in the first place.
Will Trump be removed from the list now that he's decided to fund us, or will “funding Russia” be a new item on @codepink.bsky.social's list? We should check out Polymarket.
Prometemos no atacar las refinerías de petróleo que Ucrania no tiene, siempre y cuando Ucrania deje de atacar las refinerías que sí tenemos. Así que no pueden quejarse de que sigamos matando civiles.
Russia promises not to attack oil the refineries Ukraine doesnt have if they stop attacking the refineries Russia does have. So you can't complain that we keep killing civilians.
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This is good. The UN Special Rapporteur on the Occupied Palestinian Territories seems to have decided that a country that has been attacked & occupied by a far right nuclear power that is carrying out genocide should be prevented from defending themselves. Interesting. unwatch.org/russian-prop...
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