Spaceship Gary- Brought to you by SATAN

“Look at the polling” like come the fuck on, you think if that shit were the small minority it is but instead the other way the Democrats would suddenly stop this anti-trans shit?

Honestly shocked anyone could come up with that many dishes based around such a limiting ingredient like rice.

I still need a bluesky option to block everyone who liked a reply or quote with one click for all the morons getting mad about this. What can you even do with these cultists?

Brad Bradford and his son, Bradbrad Bradford look on in disappointment.

The AL was so shit this year whoever came out of the NL that wasn’t Philly was always gonna get an asterisk.

“I’m politically homeless, the 99% Hitler Party I grew up voting for is fracturing into a 98% Hitler Party obsessed with woke and I cannot abide.

“Being called a dipshit idiot” isn’t “getting cancelled” as much as people like this want to think. How stupid the opinion is doesn’t even matter, once you’ve crossed that bridge into using “cancelled” to mean “being called stupid“ there doesn’t seem to be a cure, just forever useless.

I’m usually not a fan of challenge runs in video games, my enjoyment of a game is usually “how quickly and thoroughly can I rip this game apart?” but the Four Job Fiesta for Final Fantasy V is like, the perfect challenge for a game. Essentially the reason I’ve grown to love the game so much.

Giggling so hard I gotta crawl into a fetal position

I’d rather America just stop being racist

You know it smelled crazy in there.

Looks like his daughter. What a surprise.

Is it too much to ask that I never had to face any troubles in my life and that I got to live forever in my prime?

Democrat consultants see this and rub their hands together because of how easy it is to run against this with clips where their candidates look dead square into the camera without a hint of charisma and explain how Republicans have it right.

How it feels right now

Backing Israel and backing ICE is pretty much a “that circle is actually a Venn Diagram”.

Turns out the tattoo did her justice.

Who knows what could stop the violence caused by Zionist invaders? The mystery of the century.

Little FYI, the “require alt text before posting” setting got turned back off on my account, so probably for others too due to some vibe coded mistake.

Halloween themed indie rock cover band: Dracula Jr.

That MattY sounds like when David Cross starts talking like a really annoying New Yorker is sending me. Like, I never cared to think where he was from, that it’s THAT is ridiculous.

As funny as jokes about the Kleins have been, that story would have been much better as an amuse-bouche to It Happening.

Well, I’m glad that national nightmare is over.

Hey, does anyone else’s (ANY BODY PART) make a weird sound when they (DO ANYTHING)?

(Sees someone traded to the New Jersey Devils) “hope they suck!”

Was gonna make a joke about the dark blue portion of the second bar just being Ro Khanna but he’s the third bar.

“senior leaders were evacuated under what was presented as a training exercise” Lmao, lol

You’d think killing children would cause the nightmare she can’t wake up from but I guess knowing her ugly husband she wasn’t sleeping with slept with someone else is a nightmare.

This is still so goddamn funny because the vote wasn’t completely along party lines. Did the ten who crossed the aisle to censure him still join in to sing?

It’s been over a year and a half and goddamn this one is still up there for being stupid.

They tend to be too embarrassed to defend it anymore but it was always funny seeing people say “a strong Republican Party” was necessary, then if you ever actually got them to describe that would just describe themselves.

Can’t believe I am not allowed to make my AirBNB guest clean up after themselves. Who am I gonna have repair my roof now?

Okay, so maybe we can’t use the motivational piggy poop balls

Jaylen Brown threw up a ball for LeBron James to dunk and I think my soul healed from having seen these other two in Sixers uniforms.

“Now I can use slurs!” - liberal with “hate has no place here” sign

Crying laughing, like look at him!

Gathering my 108 stars of players, coaches, trainers, scouts, and equipment staff to take down the evil empire.

“Your cover will be Ice cream machine salesman.“ “Yeah, that sounds reasonable.”