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How about when we lose in PKs to a 4th division club?

FUCKING STUTTER STEP PK!

I can’t believe we’re really doing this shit.

That’s my striker!

I was mentally off the clock and ready for Arsenal. I didn’t know the match was at 4 instead of 3. Gotta open up Outlook again. 🫩

Byron Donalds is gonna be waiting for Bolsonaro at the airport.

10/27 is Dia De Los Muertos for pets and I’ve been crying at random posts since 7am.

He’s beautiful but he’s made of glass.

Sorry I’m late but 3 PINTS FOR 3 POINTS works again! @miamigooners.bsky.social

A simple HELL YEAH would’ve been my response.

Charlie Brown had hoes.

Pouring soon at Hop’n Spa 👀 🛁🐺🍻🐊🛁 Hopnspa.com

Spooky SZN continues…

RIP Captain Dallas. I will also wear high tops if I make it to space.

Patriot Mobile ad on Tubi? I don’t think there’s many of those people watching these movies.

My friend @spazzzy.bsky.social is a huge Arsenal football fan and when he asked me to design up a badge and shirt for Miami Gooners I was stoked. Not long after I finished they won the Premier League. Consider these some championship worthy bits of swag! Thanks for supporting a local artist! 1/2

FlanaGANG! We up!

“I wonder how long Saka is gonna be out for.”

I know we wanted more but I’ll take that draw alllll day given the way this started.

GET THE FUCK IN!!!!!!

Fuckkkkkkkkk!!!

Should’ve called it off! For funsies!

Me on the way to get coffee:

Flanigans.

Hey, Siri. Play “What Ever Happened?” by The Strokes.

Well now I really don’t understand what Fortnite is.

Coquito is strictly for the holidays but since nothing matters anymore I’m putting in an order with my coquito plug.

COVENTRYYY! (was in a meeting)

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I should’ve known the customer who kept saying “I asked ChatGPT” was gonna be a huge problem.

“Sleep was a risk” is fucking terrifying.

The honor system at Shore to Door is undefeated.

THIS is a problem.

He never did this at Inter Miami.

the ultimate period piece 🩸

GO GATORS!!! 🐊

Gators, what you doing, baby?! 🫩

So dumb from the Brentford player. You’re winning the match, idiot!

How the fuck is Pickford still England’s starting GK?

Arctic Monkeys @ Glastonbury 2007 HOURS.

Vamos! open.spotify.com/track/0cslUT...

Super impressed by this. It’s kinda citrusy in the front and then you get pumpkin in the back. Usually one and done on pumpkin ales but I can have 2-3 of these.

I was 16 and took a construction job in the summer. First day on the job I spilled a bunch of concrete all over the parking lot. Got called by Walgreens later that afternoon and never went back.

🔪 🦈 🎃 ✂️

Holy shit. Raya-esque save there!