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And if you believe that I have some beans to sell you.

Are you fucking kidding with this PROPAGANDA? @reuters.com Go fuck yourselves for this betrayal.

If she had this ability all along, why did she wait until now?

ROTFLMFAO!!!! Well Done!!

Your audition for Trump Press Secretary is going well. Keep it up!

@ryanpatrickjones.bsky.social wrote this pile of Epstein class propaganda Reuters attemped to call a news article.

Hmmm...

Be better reuters

Potus wife plays no role in government and is not authorized to broker peace deals. Your headline should be about that.

Did you not fact check as journalists are supposed to do? Printing what they say is not journalism, it’s being a propaganda mouth piece.

Who’d she fuck?

This is a lie, and Reuters know it.

Today is the day Melania became President. 🫡

Fuck off with this bullshit

Good god How dumb do you have to be?

What the fuck are you talking about Reuters? The Pope made that happen last week. Pope Leo XIV urges humanitarian cooperation between Ukraine and Russia during call with Zelenskyy - ABC News share.google/3lYqnyVRyEQm...

"... the White House said." Hoo boy.

Uh huh, sure she did. Great reporting, you rotting husk of a news organization.

Don’t print lies in the newspaper, stop carrying water for a fascist regime

Woof

Sorry am I meant to take that seriously?

“White House says”. Are you fucking kidding my @reuters.com ?! Who writes your goddamn headlines. What a fucking joke.

No she did not. Stop lying.

😂

Oh very nice. How does Melania know Putin so well? How is she able to get a ceasefire ?

at a minimum!

Did she do this by threatening to squint at them?

Well, she did call herself a "visionary."

Is this the October surprise?

Wut now?

Pull the other one and it plays "Yankee Doodle."

The person who wrote this headline should be fired immediately.

Reuters eating shit in 3..2...

No she didn't.

wow a ceasefire! localized in one tiny Ukrainian city? a city that *checks google* Russia has actively controlled since 2022

also— why only Oleshky?? ALL so bizarre…

#MelaniaTrump, second woman to give her #NobelPeacePrize to Trump! #EnquiringMinds #Reuters is the new #NationalEnquirer #BatBoy

Foreign prostitutes are now representing the US in brokering ceasefires? Interesting. BTW - shame on you @reuters.com for being complicit in fascist propaganda.

o7

U sukk

Come on, Reuters! Do a journalism!!1

This sounds like a propaganda statement from the administration. What needs to happen, is for her husband to stop screwing with Ukraine.

Well there goes Reuters credibility.

I had to double-check to make sure I wasn't reading an article from The Onion. How absurd this is.

Give me a fucking break. 🙄🙄🙄 Our media are sooooo gullible & pathetic - it's beyond absurd. We have a MOBSTER in our White House robbing Americans blind right now because our media treats him as entertainment. 😱😱😱😱😱

I just said I ran a five minute marathon. Where is my article, Reuters stenographers?

I’ll believe this approximately never.

Reporting this shit like it’s news. Cue eyeroll

When did Melania become an international negotiator for a “city” of 24,000? Can she arrange a ceasefire for slightly larger cities too? Kyiv maybe?

Another fiction from the trump regime?

🤔

She is working on the WRONG WAR. ITS IRAN she needs to broker a deal with.

*and the pope

I found the telegram post t.me/dmytro_lubin... But to be honest I think the Reuters article was greatly exaggerated.

Why do you unquestioningly repeat this garbage?

Performative after the diesel payoff. Trump is such a Russian tool.

What does Ukraine or Russia say? Are they confirming or denying the agreement? Is this another White House announcement about a fantasy discussion?

You Just Can't Make This Shit Up!™ . . KGB agent Melanoma is working along with #Trump with Russia and Putin . . And of course they both want to stop the fighting in a RUSSIAN CONTROLLED CITY ..

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No. She didn't. You know that too.

Is this not embarrassing for you to print? (Because it should be) smh.

Russia is bent on recreating the Holdomor.

She told them to be best.

You don't have to do their PR for them.

If she did, it was while she was in her back- like old times

Things that never happened

Send her to Iran?

which is kind of WEIRD, don't you think? an American FIRST LADY, "negotiating" a cease-fire of any kind, anywhere? 🤔 is there a more likely explanation? who benefits from the First Lady - instead of the President, the SoS, etc supposedly "securing" a cease-fire?

Well if the White House said it then it must be true. They’ve never lied about anything.

Melania attempting a Princess Diana move against Prince Trump? Or total bullshit?

With the amount of money Elon Musk has he could resolve the food crisis in a couple of days. He won't and Melania didn't secure a ceasefire. Epstein files. Diesel

@reuters.com reuters is not news. reuters is a social media company farming for clicks. reuters has no problem posting propaganda.

Hahaha. Yeah. Sure.

Imagine that. Shit biased “journalism.” How does it feel?

Are you done with he-said-she-said journalism already?

They can’t stop fighting now?

Did she?

This is not journalism.

😂

Actually, this guy called Putin and pushed for the ceasefire. So what you’re saying isn’t just a lie, it might be a lot worse.

Wtf is wrong with you? Parroting fascist agitprop

This always gets me! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I’ll take things that never happened for $500 Alex.

"Conducting [legally] unsanctioned foreign policy could violate federal law."

Neither is Kushner?

trying to backfill that ’Einstein’ visa application

I hope for the best for the citizens of Oleshky - However - taking the word of Trump's White House for anything is perilous.

I see a Nobel in her future...🙄

suuure

Oh, FFS, this group is a bunch habitual bullshiters

Did she blow Lavrov again ?

Oh, Reuters. Please. Give it a rest.

This is a lie

And I have a bridge in Brooklyn I want to sell. 🤦‍♂️

Are you just Trump Admin Press Secretary now? Weak, 0/10

Counterpoint: No she didn't.

You're Reuters. Why don't you fucking check instead of just being these fucking idiots stenographers?

Translation, someone transferred $100 million into her account for a press release.

You said that with a straight face. Well done.

Jesus Christ, media really is dead in the United States

What are you guys, stenographers now?

Logan Act, anyone??

Lmao glazing much. Russia gonna revive all those dead Ukrainians too?

How to throw your journalistic credibility in the trash in a single headline.

Does Zelensky know about this ceasefire? Just curious. 🤨

Reuters? Can’t believe you were ever considered serious

GMAFB

Why report this obvious lie? Hacks