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See this guy. He reminds me of my dickhead of a father who would knock my mum about when he dragged his arse back from the pub and his tea was "dried up". I see ya.

🎵 He really is a groovy cat...and he's a gentleman...a scholar...he's an acrobat!...🎵

Who thinks the real reason Trump is furious at Zelensky is the data centre bombings have lost his crypo "investments". #slavaukraini #voteblue

Literally every subject is a lie, terribly briefed, dementia rage or simply old school talking out his arse. Please vote America. Curb this lunatic.

TOMMY'S GOT A NEW TATTOO! For some reason he's got the late "Z Cars" actor, Stratford Johns inked on his arm. #shittattoos #fascistfuckups

If you'd forgotten what a bunch of cunts the Tories are, this below plus all their potential new/old announcements certainly bring us back to the 80s. #nevertrustatory

Wakey wakey MF! #DonSnoreone

Netanyahu at the UN.....

Solidarity with this Piddington resident ♥️✊ #Newsnight

"Half time in the 2030 FIFA Soccer ball World Cup Final sponsored by Halliburton with the USA losing to American Samoa 1-0. We'll be back in three hours for the second half after the half time show featuring Kid Rock singing his greatest hit 85 times."

If you think Reform are the answer, are on "your side" or give one fuck about ordinary people, you are a liar or a fucking idiot. Or both. #fuckreform

This FIFA "rest of the world soccer championship" without any of the European giants can feel free to have as many "hydration breaks" and end of the pier bullshit half time shows as they like. Nobody will give a fuck. #infantino #bogusworldcup

Fucking "communists" #trump #midterms

Not that I agree with fossil fuels, but if Burnham opens new drilling in the North Sea then get Grangemouth refinery nationalised and reopened. Anything else is asset stripping once again.

The Picts drinking a 12 pack of Tennents Lager en-route to fight a knackered Roman Legion explains why the Romans never conquered Scotland. Hail Caledonia! #history

Arlene Foster on Burnham on Sky: "But is he a PRACTICING Catholic???"

The greatest sport in the world on it's biggest day reduced to a sideshow of light entertainment. I'm sad and angry. #fuckfifa #wcfinal

King's Arms, York. 33 degrees and a pint of old brewery bitter. #samsmiths #bitter #heatwave

Hi Andy. Couple of things as you seem to know fuck all outwith your "The North" fiefdom. Firstly, Scottish Water is publicly owned. You should try it! Secondly, nobody wants Nuclear power in Scotland. Nobody. Literally nobody. Finally, fuck with devolution and you've ended the union.

Here's a few modern terms and what they really mean. 'Data Centers' - Surveillance Network 'Palantir' - CIA Spy Agency 'Cloud Computing' - Stealing your work 'AI' - Stealing your work, profiting from it, and giving you nothing 'Protecting childen' - Spying on everyone

Kane is a diving bastard.#ENGDRC

Ach well. Scotland are out. We can look forward to another 4 years of Steve Clarke's risk free, Presbyterian football whilst other "minnows" enjoy the next round of this world cup after having a go.

🇺🇸 Wonderful gesture by The Boston Globe, for our wonderful Tartan Army 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

"It was completed in 1890. Now, can I have a chip please?" #scotland #photography

Hydration break.

They only spent about 15 billion on West Germany after actually winning the war against them. Wild!

Whichever player from whatever team removes their shirt at that moment to reveal a vest that says: "President Paedophile" will become an even bigger football legend..... before dying through "suicide".

America! When the Trump regime goes- as it will- don't make the mistake we made in the UK in 1997. Make sure you bring the enablers to account. DO NOT replace the old Government for a MAGA lite effort like we did with Blair. You need a 21st Century "New Deal".

American friends! Keep the faith! Keep up the fight! One day this nightmare will be over and the inevitable gold statue of Trump will be humiliated like Thatcher's here with a massive dildo on his head. #FuckTrump

"I am a weekend soldier and the world is scared of me. I've fought a million battles and I'm always home in time for tea".

Left: Resident in Makerfield, "Change needs to happen, that's why I'm voting for Reform" Right: Explains on Instagram why the Reform UK's candidate Robert Kenyon is not suitable to be an MP

Thanks, Vonnegut. 💜

BUT FERRIES?????

I think we can all get behind this!

Alright duck?

#fakeassasination #staged

Don't know about you but "I just don't dig on swine". And he's definitely a fucking swine. #hegseth #pulpfiction

I could'nt have put this any better myself. Just what will it take for unionists in Scotland to vote for their country? How much asset stripping & cost of living are they prepared to put up with for the sake of their precious union of unequals??? #AreYouYesYet #WhyNotScotland #DissolveTheUnion

The Democrats need to start planning a 21st century "New Deal" right now.

Can't be long until he renames D.C. "Trumpton". Chippy Minton is more lifelike though.

Threatening the drinking water and electricity of 93 million people because the IRGC whose control of Iran you accidentally made unshakeable won't agree to a protection racket deal with your son-in-law.

Who's got the balls to say that's ENOUGH??? #Epstein #warcrimes

My Grandad used to tell me to stay away from Hooks, Crooks and Comic singers.

Same time tomorrow then?

LABOUR PARACHUTE ANOTHER UNIONIST' CANDIDATE INTO SCOTLAND. Much like Morgan McSweeny's wife Imogen Walker, in Hamilton and Clyde Valley.

George's birthday yesterday. Lovely painting from a bluesky user. Beautiful picture of a great man. #beatles #art