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22 Aug

theguardian.comDavid Squires on … Manchester United’s latest crisis and dirty laundryOur cartoonist on the expected end for Michael Carrick at Old Trafford and what could come next

Jeremy Beadle inclusion has killed me stone dead 😂

David Squires@davidsquires.bsky.social

Here’s this week’s cartoon for @sport.theguardian.com www.theguardian.com/football/pic...

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Anthony McDonald

@antmcd7.bsky.social

Perhaps the BBC edited them out. They have form 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈✊🏼

Bruce Gorrie@bsrg1.bsky.social

WHERE'S YOUR POPPIES?

Arsenal fans are so weird man…

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🎵All my ex’s live in Sexus”🎵

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

JD Vance tries to say Kansas but it comes out "Sexus"

Bluesky has four kinds of users:

Fergus McKee@fergusmckee.bsky.social

Bluesky had four kinds of users:

“My dream of playing with Emerson Royal”

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This Ballon d’Or is down to him really…

Have you even said thank you?

This is like Pacino winning the Oscar for Scent of a Woman. Kane should’ve won it when he playing for us.

@deadontheoutside.bsky.social

Drop a HORROR VILLIAN

Hokie Hotspur@hokiehotspur.bsky.social

Drop a HORROR VILLIAN

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karanormal activity 💜

perfect, no notes

J. L. Westover@mrlovenstein.bsky.social

medically induced comb over

QTP with a gif of your favorite pokemon! (wrong answers only)

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@proudlilywhites.bsky.social

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Make a band edible U2 number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda

MickeyGif Myers 🔪@mickeygif.bsky.social

Make a band edible The Four Toppings

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Proud Lilywhites

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Since last week we’ve been celebrating & continue to celebrate different people within the LGBTQI+ community. We are highlighting these now to share definitions, for those who may not know, but also to remind the people in these communities that you’re visible and we see you 🤍

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Scarborough Athletic FC

@scarboroughathletic.com

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🎥 WATCH: Highlights from Saturday's match Boro vs Bedford 🎙️ BBC York Sport youtu.be/bSQ3RANRBL0?...

youtu.beScarborough Athletic FC 1-2 Bedford Town FC | Match HighlightsYouTube video by Scarborough Athletic TV

Fantastic an away draw at the seesaw…

Scarborough Athletic FC@scarboroughathletic.com

FA TROPHY DRAW 🏆 We have been drawn to play Spennymoor Town AWAY (of course) in the Second Round of the Isuzu FA Trophy. #CMONBORO

Retrospective yellow for Lacroix please PGMOL

Either that or he knew Palmer should’ve seen red

I look forward to the continuing streak of not winning a match in this competition for 10+ years.

Scarborough Athletic FC@scarboroughathletic.com

It's FA Trophy Draw Day 🏆 We enter the #FATrophy at this stage, with the Second Round Draw released around 1PM today. Stay tuned to see who we will face, with fixtures taking place over the weekend of 14th November. #CMONBORO

“Room for one more son”

Lucas Moura in the mud

Toby Alderweireld on MotD2?

No justice in the world…

Bat Speight, cos Halloween innit@speight88.bsky.social

Tuning into the F1 and I hope to see the correct outcome today. A Lance Stroll DNF

Tuning into the F1 and I hope to see the correct outcome today. A Lance Stroll DNF

It’s vital that we beat Palace next weekend so that after 9 games we’ve won 3, drawn 3, lost 3.

McCullum also doing a stand-up job setting fire to his coaching career.

Bat Speight, cos Halloween innit@speight88.bsky.social

Harry Brook is a phenomenal player, but I think he’s a rubbish captain.

Harry Brook is a phenomenal player, but I think he’s a rubbish captain.

Oh yeah Mason Mount is playing. Who knew??

Man United need someone who was part of the club’s biggest period of success to manage them.

This Is Man United We’re Talking About Here™️

Philippe Auclair@philippeauclair.bsky.social

The worst Manchester United performance since the last time we said "the worst Manchester United performance since the last time we said" "the worst Manchester United performance since..." ad inifinitum, on a never-ending loop.

People always bang on about who’s at the wheel at Man Utd, has anyone considered checking on the engine?

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Icebergs move faster than Maguire at this point.

@thatzougaguy.bsky.social

Martinez with the patented “Fall over and Embarrass Yourself” technique there.

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thatzougaguy.bsky.social

If I was Carrick I'd make Bruno warm up, then send him back to the bench. Then make him warm up again, then send him back to the bench Rat faced prick

Bournemouth should be miles ahead here.

Carrick’s HT team talk

Maybe 33 year old Harry Maguire isn’t the quality CB United need.

In a way, as a manger, you can’t legislate for that goal, but also you have been bad just generally.

“You’re going down with the City” Lol

If I was Man Utd I would simply mark the man making the back post run, RIP to your manager but I’m built different.