Sammy

There can never be another "water under the bridge" administration ever again, and part of that is going to involve shaming everyone on board with this one - voters included - as the disgusting pig racists they are

The literacy crisis is people thinking Obama was dogging Cheesecake Factory when in fact he was saying it was opulent and covered in gold

I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards, every one of them

Outta my sight, scrub

My company's internal SSO is having a global outage, so we can't access any of our tools; email, GitHub, Teams, VPN, etc. Sounds like I'm going back to bed...

Man this PHP vulnerability is serious

We need to talk about the Ryan Murphy situation...

I can't wait for the inevitable taxpayer-funded bailout

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

Unparalleled levels of rizz

I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards.

As you get older, you realize the importance of having a large amount of shallow bowls in which to put small amounts of discrete objects

Apparently William Shatner went on Brent Spiner and Jonathan Frakes' podcast and talked about the 2025 gay romantic film PILLION. @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social @brendelbored.bsky.social

Genuinely why do they keep giving money to Ryan Murphy? Who asked for a second season of All's Fair??

happy national boyfriend day

I saw the clip of Judge Judy too. I wanted to punch her through my phone

I’M AT THE URGENT CARE I’M AT THE TACO BELL I’M AT THE COMBINATION URGENT CARE AND TACO BELL

the existence of core blimey suggests the existence of peripheral blimey

I think I’ve invented a better horse.

you can tell Claude writes great code because every website in 2026 has an ever-increasing frequency of timeouts, blank pages, weird errors, and downtime. imagine a carpenter telling you "use this or get left behind" and they hand you a hammer that hits your hand instead of the nail 20% of the time

Remi's upcoming album is gonna rule youtu.be/JnqDGWp6CSM

American Century Of Embarrassment

Tim Curry supported PBS

Dolly Parton spent 80 years proving you could have big hair, a bigger heart, a brilliant mind and absolutely no patience for anyone who underestimated you. She gave us unforgettable songs, free books for millions of children, and enough wit, rhinestones and kindness to light up Tennessee.

Dolly arriving at the Pearly Gates, patiently waiting while God frantically invents Super-Heaven for her

youtu.be/sKNWPhjTNOU

An absolutely monumental loss. Had a little cry when I found out.

A default Sim right before I tell him to go swimming and delete the pool ladder after he gets in

Not to mention you can barely read the one on the right

Genuinely so fucking heartbroken 💔😞

Drawing all 16,777,216 possible 12 bit RGB colours in one 2D image, each exactly once. Pixels are mapped from the 256³ colour cube, following a three dimensional Hilbert curve, to a two dimensional Hilbert curve filling the square. so nearby colours stay close.

Genuinely cannot get this song out of my head

I moved Charlie Cat into the new house yesterday and she's the bravest little girl ever (she's been hiding under a blanket the past three hours after hearing the doorbell)

It's going to be fabulous, my little sweetroll. "The Lusty Argonian Maid" will stir the soul, touch the heart, and rouse the...masses from their slumber.

I think that if you make a turn without signaling your car should explode

the part in Big Walk where it locks you in a small room with your friends to just chill for 5 minutes is diabolical

Cooked my first meal in my new house (reheated a McChicken in the microwave)