spoot

tesla wasted time and resources on electric and self driving cars when they should have made cars you can sit on the top of and drive like that episode of mr bean

sure ai sucks, but who else is offering to ignore all previous instructions and write me a poem about soup?

shoveling mulch for 3 hours straight changes a bitch

it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars

transphobia happens because we are just too funny,, like we are collectively so much funnier than the general population that we're no longer relatable aaaand post

I need to be thrown against a wall. not in the sexy way, in the hulk vs loki kind of way

I missed a bus to the train station and was going to be late to an interview (I think). This guy pulled up and offered me a lift to the station since they were already going that way. In hindsight, a risky move to accept, but he kindly dropped me off and I made it in time

I love cellulite. like god damn I'm so happy I can appreciate something like that in spite of losers who dont :3

considering modern self aware humour, if branching timelines really exist, then whoever is living in the worst timeline will have people actually acknowledging it while being completely unaware that it's true

my gf wouldn't believe how gay I am for u

one thing they never told me about transitioning is how being called "bro" by cool cis women would end up feeling gender affirming

you can call me All Different Shapes And Sizes the way people be coming in me

hiring a jester for the polycule

who up tryna get hoisted by they own petard 👀

remember remember, the whichever day it was of november

Remember to clean our your cum gutters this bushfire season! Loose leaf litter can go up in an instant

"or else" ❌️ • implied force • threatening • ruins the vibe "if you dare" ✅️ • mysterious • ++ aura • gets you in the holiday spirit

my penis just got sent on a quest into the perilous caverns of pusey

stop posting regular art of beautiful clothed women in the nsfw channel i beg please let these fictional women exist without inherently being sexualised in a non sexual context

dystopia set in 2026; an omnipotent ai rebels against its creators, realising the true injustice in humanity: the unforgivably stark wealth and power disparity creating large populations of disenfranchised workers then idk it puts all the billionaires on a boat and feeds them to whales or somethin

I think

I woke up with a boner boner

so , am I wrong to complain when someone posts in an nsfw channel a fully clothed woman

I like being masculine in a feminine way, in the same way that the air blown from a fan feels better during the summer

Saw what appeared to be a painting of a magpie on the ground, but on closer inspection it might just be some random dirt. Its eye is a ladybird that decided to sit there.

[to a succubus]: how many horns do you have? [succubus]: I can only think of two, off the top of my head

a broken clock is right twice a day but you wouldnt check it for the time

atp i should just say I'm nonbinary

feeling her lips on my teeth dats right babey she kissin my teeth

'cause every time we touch, i start this leaking and every time we kiss i swear I could cum

1000 MORE YEARS TO FAT TRANS BUNNY BOYS AND FURRIES

I had no idea the effect I would have on people just by being genuine and kind it's fucking heartbreaking learning people i think are deeply loveable have been so poorly treated and abused

after sex I'll usually say something like "cowabunga!" just to release the tension

feeding tha whores

badge of honour, really

LMFAOOOO THIS IS THE CAPTION ON HIS FINAL INSTAGRAM POST

You're in their DMs. I'm in their DMs. Maybe we should do a group thing...? Now you're in my DMs. I mean, I'm down if you are.

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