SpyofGeneralTso

On my way to work, I saw the school bus pull onto the road I was driving. Decided to get gas, because I didn’t want to wait while it made twenty stops, each fifteen feet apart, to pick up three kids. And I still caught up to it by the time I had to turn onto the highway.

Honestly, I just want to play Dragon Age: Inquisition when I get home. After multiple false starts (including getting to Skyhold one), I’m finally have a solid 35+ hour playthrough that I want to finish before the end of November.

Crimson Desert is a blend of Skyrim, Red Dead Redemption, Assassin’s Creed, and Legend of Zelda, hopped up on meth. There’s literally too much to do.

Texas Roadhouse is such a surreal place in 2026.

I’m excited that I’ve finally committed to a real playthrough of Dragon Age: Inquisition. About 22 hours in or so, and I’m slowly doing everything and rotating my squad so everyone stays fresh. #dragonage

Ravenous this morning. Two donuts and I want, like… six more.

This is gonna be worth something someday.

Zelda is actually the name of the princess. The character you control is Zelda's Monster.

Let’s see what watching the 1st John Wick movie while high feels loke

Infinitely stressed.

This is the strangest timeline.

Joey did a 180 so hard the Lolita Express had to re-calculate its flight path.

Super stressed today. Angry, but somehow I have to keep going.

Overheard at the beach: “Is your Barbie hungry? Oh, your Barbie is dead.”

There is a certain type of excitement one gets when they discover an entire bag of Doritos in their desk drawer from the previous work day.

<Sob laugh>

Why can’t people just stay within their side of the road, and the yellow lines in the center of the road? Why does it feel like this problem has been growing over time?

I don’t know man, what could it possibly be?

I’m anxious as fuck & cannot sit still. Not sure what the fuck is going on. The hypersensitivity has gone, but the irritability and unable to focus is still prevalent.

your email finds me deeply unwell. teetering on the edge really

I caught an error by the NYS DTF (Department of Taxation & Finance).

Y’all talking about Batman & Top Gun when you should be talking about this absolute UNIT of a Crime movie. (It’s Heat, with Al Pacino.)

Whoever invented or figured out that hard pretzels could be stuffed with less hard things (peanut butter, cheese) is a genius. We will never get that level of brilliance again

NHL 22 deleted one of my saves. I lost 8 games, and gotta play them all over again. What a bummer.

Fox News is on at the diner. The past 45 minutes have just been talking about Liberals having a problem with the Cheeto-In-Chief and his Nazi galpal. Good to know they (still) have nothing of value to add.

i still can't believe the john cena heel turn finally happened. i used to pray for times like this 😭

Some of you never sat through an insanely long Metal Gear Solid cutscene and it shows.

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

These DOS games are turning 30 years old this year: ---- Full Throttle Hexen Abuse Worms Terminal Velocity Dark Forces Command & Conquer BioForge Need for Speed Hi-Octane Destruction Derby Witchaven Descent Stonekeep Crusader Heroes of Might & Magic Warcraft 2 Phantasmagoria Discworld MechWarrior 2

They actually made Black Ops Zombies mode not terrible now. Super hyped for that.