Calamity Caitlin

WELL Lee Childs is handing over his Reacher books writing empire to his brother and from the last couple "partnered" ones we've listened to... That's the end of that. ☠️ I'm not the world's best writer but Holy Shit the brother is... not good. Really really bad. Laughably horrible, even. Sigh. 🤣🤷‍♀️

Would you buy a car without a test drive in this essay we explore WHY YOU WOULD NOT

My HUSBAND keeps whipping out WORDS I've never heard in my LIFE and claiming they're commonplace THEY ARE NOT. Today he says that landscape looks "sere," that's not in any of the books I'M reading 😜☠️

Does this graphic make sense without causing any confusion?

Funny how ten inches can sound big under some circumstances but it's actually miniature for a PILLOW 🤣🤣🤣

I have been sourcing large pillow mailing boxes for an hour bc these things need to be faster to mail than to make or I'm gonna die of ennui USPS "free" boxes all seem to be flat rate now and flat rate is EXPENSIVE NO DEAL

I gotta find a sugar free liquid iv buddy who only likes the peach flavor so I can trade all my peach ones for the lemon lime WHY MUST THEY PACKAGE THEM TOGETHERRR

EXCELLENT

OH GREAT, the costumes we needed yesterday have allegedly been delivered 😡

Literally us, tonight. 🤣🤣🤣

"poured over" - ice, a beverage; "pored over" - a book, reading.

I'm wearing my WINTER woolen socks instead of my SUMMER woolen socks 😜💪

WELL our new onesies did not show up on time so instead we have to phone it in in OLD onesies to see friends tonight 😜 We were gonna cosplay our poodle. 🤣🐩😜

Had an inquiry from a fan in France about a $15 charm... tried to read the EU GDSP regulations & hurt myself before I was even awake I do not have the bandwidth to pay $500 a year to add hundreds of hours of filling out forms that say DON’T EAT GLUE OR GLASS I just can't do it.

😱 🎃 Halloween Terror 🎃😱

Just found a tick promenading across the back of my hand, how's your Friday going?

Who wore it better 😜

Muzak version of Imogen Heap followed by muzak version of Eurythmics I MIGHT be in HELL 😜

I was supposed to drive myself in to the boob squish today but husband's car muffler repair is done today instead of yesterday so he drove me instead and my day went from really hard to nice. I wish I was a better driver (ie had better BRAINS), but it's nice to get help on the hard stuff sometimes

I *have* a sewing machine... I am gonna put REAL POCKETS in all these shitty girl jeans 😡

Terrible traffic on the interstate today but I made it. Gotta get a boob squished today. JUST ONE. THE WORST ONE. 🤣💪

Happy 50th Anniversary to one of the most iconic rock and roll songs of the 70s!

Agreed…..

I sent them a thank you note. For doing ANYTHING. 💪❤️

Balls! 😜🤣💪

Today's #SerenityToShare 💙🍁💚

WELL we're broke as hecc and now the mazda muffler has a big loud hole in it. Wish me luck making listings for my WARES bc making listings is the MOST BRAIN PART!

Our compost is now locked up so tight it's a massive pain in the ass to put anything in it and I just gotta hope I'm smarter than the bear ;-( I can handle the combination lock! It's the double lids (kennel panel PLUS the compost bin lid) that are hard with just the two hands!

eBay users! Don't ignore today's email, even though it looks like a boring standard update to the User Privacy Notice. They want to use your data to train AI models. If you click the link over the words "the right to object", it takes you to a page with a toggle button letting you opt out.

The increase in frequency of editorials like this and the "Liberal women need to settle for dating Conservative men or face a life of loneliness" is entirely because the tactics are working. Social pressure coming from the enforced loneliness is breaking MAGA and they are desperate to stop the loss.

Yes.

I really wanted this to work but the thick stars seem to crumple the aluminum form JUST a little, no matter what. Can't really sell it flawed but WOULDA been cool.

Brother's Keeper pillows, inside out and not yet sewn. 🥰🥰🥰

Fam I have started WAY too many projects if you were me and didn't have time to make it ALL in time for Holiday sales in what order would you focus on these? 🤣💪☠️ A) Winchester Ornaments B) Winchester Throw Pillows C) my Magnetic Fidget Jewelry Project (w all that LASERING) D) Set Relic jewelry

The ladybugs that were under the AC all trying to get back in today 🐞😜

Baby *is* my favorite 🥰🥰🥰

Ornamentsss 🥰🥰🥰