kaleb

I want to dessicate myself so I turn into a cyst like a tardigrade and stay in suspended animation for the next 1000 years

Trying to get my therapist to say I'm funny in the clinical notes

Went to the psychiatrist

I miss bisexual taco bell

Made a linocut from a @lukelukeluke.bsky.social photo

When will the people who argued in April 2025 that Democrats should stay silent on immigration own up to being frankly just disastrously wrong about the politics of mass deportations? Their punditry basically bordered on enablement

when does the democracy happen

When columbo puts on the suit that fits you know your life is over

Idk much about what would really happen but I have a feeling everything would be better if LLCs were abolished

"no one wants a folding phone" no, they didnt want a folding android phone "no one needs a folding phone" yes, but they will buy an apple folding phone accept these as facts now or you will inevitably make yourself insane when they sell lots of these

IPhone duo is hideous

Ruby Bridges was 6-years-old when she stepped into the history books. Bravely accompanied by her mother, she was the first Black child to desegregate an all-white school in the South. It was not long ago… Today is her birthday. She is still with us. She is 72. Happy birthday, Ruby Bridges 💜

Julius Caesar would pronounce eevee like eewee

Memory unlocked

This is who you're angry at when you're yelling at me

amazing stuff

so according to the CDC, *foodborne illness* is responsible for about 930 deaths a year. "food-induced illness" is a made up term RFK is using for basically every cause of mortality minus suicide.

This reinstatement happened for one reason: a union contract. She was brought back against managements wishes because she won the highest level of the grievance procedure, arbitration. This is how you can take the power back from people like Jeff Bezos: form a union.

"I’m not talking because every time I talk, blood comes out of my mouth and makes my dress dirty, and I don’t want my mom to have to clean it” is the last thing Hind Rajab said to the paramedics before Israel shot the car she was in 355 times.

Spiderman as a critique of capitalism where the hero spends his time saving people despite being unable to save himself from the crushing pressures of a capitalist system

Someone finally willing to ask the hard questions

James Talarico on Texas officially banning THC: “Texans aren’t going to stop smoking weed and eating edibles because politicians in Austin say so. We are now telling full-grown adults how to live their lives. This is the nanny state at its worst; this is big government at its worst."

Wow! Alone!

whenever someone tells you that it's simply impossible for police to be charged with misconduct or criminal charges, you can tell they're wrong because some cops do get charged regularly — when they are whistleblowers or reformers prosecutors are actually extremely eager to help drum them out!