Squirrel Girl (2/3 COMMS OPEN) 🎀

Hi! I’m the squirrel fella. I do art for money. Now since I’m still learning digital art (and since I’m desperate), I’m going my reduced price rates compared to the market average NSFW is allowed, just nothing bigoted or cruel. Goes without saying, but minors do not interact #commission #ad #please

Deltarune spoilers!!! Dess canonically smokes the diggity dank weeds

Deltarune spoilers!!! The roaring knight serves so much cunt

Deltarune............................................................ tomorrow!

Sometimes, it pays to not close your tabs, cause occasionally you’ll open your browser just to find gems like, “can cats eat asparagus?”

Yall the satisfaction of clearing out a bunch of trash that you’ve been procrastinating on, then having a Diet Coke 💯💯

Awww, who hugged me??

I wish that matpat made videos that connected theories to college course concept review, cause I would genuinely understand the idea better, and be more engaged. “Because of these events we can conclude that Sans has an unusually high amount of glial cells in his nervous system.” #matpat #gametheory

Okay, this is wrecking my brain. WHO ACTUALLY LIKES SEINFELD?! I’ve been sitting for three seasons waiting for it to get funny, and nothin. Keep hearing how funny and influential it was, but it’s objectively not good 😭😭

Post a robot that's not from Star Wars or Transformers

The being tilts its head at you curiously. 👹🍂🍁 Sketch bust for bat guys official #oni #monsterart #monster #comm

I love getting a ton of creative liberty on a comm, but at the same time, I hate it 😂 #comm

I really need approximately $134.78 within the next few days. Pleeeeeease hire me for art. I’ll draw anything #Comm #Ineedmoney #art #commsopen www.paypal.me/DaveyODell

Haha. Nice.

Proof of concept I’m workin on for bitrune! It’s deltarune, but worse in almost every respect, especially graphics (PS @tobyfox.undertale.com please don’t c&c me, I’ll give you kromer)

nyooooom

Earlier today as I was walking home from subway, I thought of a hilarious quip, and I forgot it. I wonder if it’s dementia. I wonder if it’s dementia. I wonder if it’s dementia. I wonder if it’s dementia. I wonder if it’s dementia. I wonder if it’s dementia. I wonder if it’s dementia. I wonder if i

Just made a breakfast burrito and after an hour of effort, I realized a bunch of porcelain pieces got into the eggs at the very beginning. Thank god I live in America, and I can shoot myself easily

Ugly frog. Frog ugly

My painting TIDAL WETLANDS

rat in a box

To prove my poetic genius: I support gay. I wish to relieve their woes. I support tran. I support my nonbinary hoes #epicpoem #shakespearean

Trigger warning: James Davis

this is how I flirt

aight commission time. have your paypal email, references, and concept ready, prices are as follows: base price (1 character): -base drawing (sketch): $20 -add ink: +$10 -add flat color: +$10 -add lighting: +$15 every additional character adds +50% to the base price background included

Comment I just saw, “someone named Mario has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever”

That’s rough buddy…

Why am I just learning that Edo period Japan had a femboy epidemic… ITS A REAL THING, LOOK IT UP. Actually no don’t.

My cat just brought me a maus corpse. I’m sad now :(

I like men. But I also like women. But I also like men

Dude, I’ve been so busy lately that I just don’t have time for art 😭😭

Coworker just casually dropped that he was in a mass shooting in Dallas. Like it was nothing, too. Murica’

American news be like:

Absolutely proud of you all! HUG! So far, 3.1 million protesters counted today — that’s nearly 1% of the U.S. population! Photos are flooding social media everywhere. Still waiting on more numbers to come in.

Let God get this straight: - Trump admin deported a father of 3 to the Supermax prison - They now admit he is an innocent person - But they say he has to stay there now because they can’t get him out ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!? This is EVIL cannot be allowed to stand!!!

“Deltarune tomorrow” is annoying

Meritocracy is so back— oh wait what?