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Finally doing a #promosky or whatever the cool kids are calling it. So if you're into any of these things: - Cars/motorsports - Geeking about weather - Amateur photography - Food/cooking - Random musings from an ADHD brain - Anime - Touhou Project And I'm sure there's a few things I left off.

This is the turn my life has taken. Back on September 25th, I was rear-ended fairly hard in my 2017 Toyota Yaris iA. The repair quote from the body shop finally came back at just over $10,000. Or twice what my car is worth under the best of circumstances.

Social media is fucking exhausting.

Cinco de Mayo #boydinner. Superfries and a bottled margarita. No salt or proper glass because way too much effort. Not pictured: electrolyte beverage because my 33-year old ass now gets hungover the next day from so much as sniffing a cocktail.

$39 to fill a tank the size of a Zippo lighter. Fuck you, Donald.

Seen on a garage door in Omaha, NE. #NoKings

Anything by Styx where Dennis DeYoung hits an obnoxious ear-bleeding high note. "Mr. Roboto" in particular. Aforementioned high note, and it's just so... bad in general. Bad even by their standards.

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It was $2.59 yesterday. Are we winning yet?

I will hold a special hatred in my heart for whoever ordered 10 44-ounce cups of ice from Sonic. #DoorDash #why

We're spending nine figures on a streetcar nobody seems to want that's destroying local businesses with its construction. Meanwhile the existing roads are in various states of disrepair and in some cases, collapsing entirely. #Omaha things.

Where have I been, besides the usual lack of activity here? Just moved from the faceless suburbs into a downtown loft 5 minutes away from my job. Then proceeded to get sick as a dog for a week from the stress and lack of sleep. #moving

The Win11 laptop I bought secondhand this summer kept shitting itself and I initially thought it was because I got it pre-owned. Nope, updates were bricking it. Reverting to Win10 works for now, but Microsoft and all their bullshit have my tech-averse ass seriously considering Linux.

Last night's dinner: chicken Parmesan gnocchi bake in a skillet, topped with burrata and fresh basil. #foodsky #BlueskySupperClub

Look at these chodes. Struggling with an amount of snow even my Toyota Yaris would laugh off.

My FanArt of El Condor Pasa based on Nacho Libre's Poster

Therapist: May I suggest you take a break? Me: Sure! OK! So. I want to be optimally relaxed. I'd like to maximize how refreshed I feel in the shortest amount of time possible. What's the best tactic? How do I reach peak rest? How do I win resting? Can I min/max my leisure? Therapist: Oh no.

I definitely recommend the steamer.

Oh, yeah. I turned 33 recently. Didn't feel like celebrating another year closer to the grave and doing fuck all with my life, though. 🫠

#umamusume

Manhattan Cafe #umamusume #ウマ娘

no more ms nice nature #umamusume

Oh, look. I disappeared again. ...aaaand now that horse game is taking up my spare time. #UmaMusume

Sprite +Tea review. ...what the hell is this? The initial flavor is mostly Sprite, but quickly turns into a crappy Brisk or Arizona lemon tea left in your car all night. Also, the color of the soda itself and the labeling reminds me of a piss bottle tossed in a truck stop trash bin. 2.5/10. No.

Thank you, Gary.

Wake up, you need to make money.

Obligatory "fuck ICE" post.

Everyone's a member of Team Monte Carlo! 🏳️‍⚧️ 🫶

You ever just hate your own writing, like just reading back like "who wrote this dogshit"

I'm "trying to get the internet to work on an iPod touch" years old.

People assume I’m shy when I don’t talk, I just don’t have anything to say, what do you want me to do? Bark?

Also helps that Jean Stothert ignored 90% of Omaha for over a decade, and never repealed the restaurant tax that she initially campaigned on doing. And it wasn't even a close race. John Ewing won by 13 points.

"Reisen reaches for the moon" the first attempt on winning Vgen competition really #東方Project #touhou #art

Your Pope name is: Last thing you ate + number of letters in your first name Pope Ghost Energy Drink IV. 💀

Finally tried the new McDonald's chicken strips and the Minecraft meme sauce. Strips - They alright. 6.5/10. Sauce - Hot, but not much flavor other than the spice except for an odd vinegary sourness. Like a Sriracha that went funky. 4/10. #foodreview #BlueskySupperClub

I'm an antisocial bordering on misanthropic recluse who can go months at a time without socializing with people beyond my partner or immediate family. And I have a lot more than 3 friends. Probably more than 15, even. Zucc must be speaking from personal experience.

It's hip to be square.

The McHot Pocket.

Food delivery inspector. #Caturday #catsky #catsofbluesky

Tornado season in Nebraska again.

I haven't been skeeting lately. Why? Got laid off without warning in February, causing all sorts of mental and financial headaches. I was very fortunate that a former workplace offered me an accounting position, otherwise I'm not sure where I'd be right now. But the headaches aren't over yet.

Thanks to the public domain, I’m putting out a version of Winnie-the-Pooh books that’s word-for-word the same as the originals except instead of “Oh bother” his catchphrase is “Son of a bitch.”

#MomSky Hands Off! My kind of sign!

I could really go for some precedented times right about now.

To counter the rising rent costs in Gensokyo, Kosuzu was forced to get a second job as a cashier. Happy Birthday @scarristo.bsky.social #本居小鈴 #東方Projectㅤㅤ

A wild #Jaguar F-Type SVR spotted for your #Caturday. #carsky #carsofbluesky #carspotting