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Okay, my favorite teams. I chose multiple in most situations because it's my teams and I like enjoying things. So PL: Nottingham Forest NWSL: Bay FC La Liga: Real Madrid Bundesliga: Bayern Munich MLS: Portland WNBA: Valkyries NBA: Warriors PWHL: San Jose NHL: San Jose NFL: Bears MLB: White Sox

No Warriors rookie has put up such a stat line since Rick Barry in 1966 💪

Good night Valks fans. 1 more! #Valkyries

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There are exactly zero good email services.

I need a Sturgill / JBS collab with Andre 3000

Natalie Nakase: “(Burton) I think is hands down the point guard in the league.”

Angel, you’re better than this. The officiating has been bad all series.

So uhhh .... Yaxel Lendeborg is like ... REALLY good

Rays in 7, this is an abomination.

JWill gotta be the most blue lantern coded professional athlete of all-time

The internet can be pretty gullible about tech products, but congrats to everyone who called exactly what this was going to be used for from the first moment they saw it.

“Why don’t they make the whole plane out of the black box” but the “whole plane” is “the WNBA Finals” and the “black box” is “Kiah Stokes” #wnba

The series is not fixed. That’s ridiculous. Show me one thing that would justify you saying it’s fixed. Like show me the ball bouncing in Tampa off a sign for the Wisconsin-based fast food chain, Culver’s

Veronica Burton: “Call in sick. I recommend it.”

Sometimes I like to put some ambience music on YouTube for reading or working or whatever when I need background noise but voices are overstimulating. I detest that 99% of them use AI.

Just look at the adjustment that the Valkyries made on Angel Reese: Games 2 & 3: 51 points, 17-for-28 shooting, 16 FTA Games 4 & 5: 15 points, 4-for-20 shooting, 10 FTA

HOLD THE FUCK UP VIOLET’S SOCIAL MEDIA PERSON HAS A UNIFORM LABELED ‘BIRD WATCHER’?!?!?

MVP chants breaking out for Kiah Stokes inside Ballhalla during her postgame interview.

Postgame Balhalla is louder than most in-game arenas.

For the third time in the Finals, the Valkyries hold the Dream to their lowest point totals of the season. 64 points in game 1, then 62 points in game 4, now 55 in game 5. Valks were also responsible for Dream’s regular-season low of 66. Their regular season average was 91.3 ppg.

I need to think about my options for Thursday. Cause as it stands, I’m gonna be out of service when that game ends. And I don’t want to be in a position of hoping for a game 7 so I can see it. I’d rather commit seppuku.

Valkyries take Game 5, 64-55 They will head to Atlanta on Thursday with the chance to win the WNBA Finals.

Was curious how regular-season scoring is affected by early start times. This year games starting before 1 PM ET averaged a score of 90.4-84.5 (174.9). After 7 PM? 87.8-85.9 (173.7). Of course, the only 1 PM playoff game this year was Saturday's 67-62 Golden State victory.

Reese has never been held to single-digit points in consecutive games since 5/30 and 6/1 2024

I know I pulled the trigger on this early, but I’ve got faith. It gets any tighter and I will be pulling it down though 😅

everyone has said this but game 6 of the WNBA finals being at 12:30pm on a thursday is so fucking stupid

The Dream will not have the worst offensive night in WNBA Finals history

Atlanta now has more turnovers than field goals in the fourth quarter of a Finals game. 😬 #Valkyries

The downside of me cussing so much on here is I know that’s not everyone’s cup of tea, even if you aren’t offended by it. The upside is, no one will ever be surprised should they meet me in person 😅

“I like to block shots” - my favorite basketball player

It's the most hilariously on-brand thing for Natalie Nakase and the Valkyries that, after losing big in Games 2 & 3 while playing good defense but being unable to score, their adjustments have primarily been about making the defense even better lol.

This 10 point game feels like it’s 30.

For the people saying, nobody asked for this Wrong, Jay-Z did

Kiah Stokes hasn't made three 3-pointers in a game since 2024

VB!!!! IT’S ALL VALKS RIGHT NOW!

Kiah’s gonna get a key to all the cities in the bay area at this rate.

Threeah Stokes, Motherfucker! #WNBA