Steak Sandwich

If you are planning to rob a bank, may I suggest wearing pro-Trump regalia and giving him a shoutout, mid-robbery. There could be a pro-Trump crime wave. Oh, wait! Too late.

Trump is messing with my salad bar. Nobody messes with my salad bar. I will continue to not vote for him.

I am considering moving to India and then immigrating back here. Depends on whether the techbro maga newbies defeat the die hard maga racists. It looks like they will. Stay tuned!

I love this maga infighting. I’m hoping for a full meltdown with warring factions. Donald won’t know which way is up after he is forced to 86 his incompetent cabinet and his party can’t agree on anything. He thinks he’s got it locked in, but chaos will prevail.

Sometimes it’s kind of fun to visit the old platform. I usually go in head down throwing haymakers and roll out the side of the ring when I’ve had enough.

Successful businessmen my butt. One is the self proclaimed "king of debt" and the other is a vulture capitalist who buys existing ideas and call them his own.

I’m planning to spend money on dinner. Is that okay with you, Elon?

Curious George and the Case of the Dueling Dictators In this episode, the man with the yellow hat is busy working his second job to help keep George fed. And…ACTION!

Me, giving advice: Your first draft will be shit! Embrace it! The real work is in the editing! Me, writing: This sentence isn't perfect I'm scrapping the whole thing this sucks

I know that most people don’t understand; they don’t speak Russian so they don’t understand Russian State Media & it’s hard to find translations. If you’re curious about how much RTV is full-on anti-American, there’s a reporter that translates RTV into English. youtube.com/@russianmedi...

The one weird career goal I have is to be on the Bloomberg jealousy list. I hope it's this year but I also am scorned by god and hated by all www.bloomberg.com/features/202...

Oh look at this. MAGA doesn't care at all. Moving on. www.npr.org/2022/12/06/1...

This is still hilarious, and outrageous

Steak Sandwiches like Thanksgiving, too. It’s nice to step away from the spotlight for a spat, to appreciate the other meats. Cow knows Monday morning tenderizing comes soon enough. Happy holiday!

It's 100% true.

Funny because true.

Just a reminder: no squirrel hunting in city parks, maga. The news story doesn’t say, “maga,” but I’m pretty confident in my assessment.

My Roku remote went from perfectly fine, to totally broken, last evening. It’s not old. Fresh batteries. Tried all the tricks I could find. Had to download the app to move forward. How does that happen? I didn’t drop it. It just…quit. Mrs. Sandwich was not impressed.

This morning was more like Graysky around here, but things are looking up!

Epic capture ….Grand Canyon National Park in Arizona ✨👏✨😎✨