Game Designer, speaker, presenter. Host @onelifeleft.com and @singmaraoke.bsky.social. Once investigated by the ICC for playing Pokรฉmon Go at The Oval. Currently working on Mindset ๐จ๐บ๐ต.
Deep breath.
โจ Mindset GO! is in soft launch now! โจ
๐ต iOS: mindset.game/app/
๐บ Android: mindset.game/app/
๐จ ... Or web: mindset.game
Mindset is a new smart casual puzzle that tests ๐ observation and ๐ง logic.
Install! Play! Share! ENJOY. And let me know how you get on.
Big day. More to come... ๐ฎ
We've apparently been doing this extremely silly video games comedy karaoke show for 15 years now? ๐ค
The next show is on Friday November 13th, it's going to be awesome, come celebrate with us, tickets are on sale now:
#Maraoke#StokeNewington
You can all stop DMing me about the similar site to Local Wikipedia that apparently has been popular on CSAM sharing website x dot com. There are no laws against being a twat!
Hello, UK-resident book-liking folks! We have put some copies of our magnificent cursed pirate book, GOLD TEETH, on sale from our little shop.
Currently these are UK-only shipping while we get international stuff sorted, that's coming soon. In the meantime, though:
teethrpg.bigcartel.com
Unfortunately due to some last minute venue issues our show in Bristol tomorrow night has been cancelled. As the tickets were being sold directly by the venue we can't offer refunds but if you e-mail us at hello@maraoke.com we can comp you for a future show.
I am playing Order of the Sinking Star for review on OLL and I have a lot to say about it already but please help me out with this: why would you not put the undo (by default) on B? It seems wilfully weird, like deliberately mapping a platformer jump key to Y or whatever.
Really enjoying today's OLL Chuckie Egg Remix, which has a very challenging (but beatable) (but currently only by a handful of people) Level 3:
onelifeleft.com/chuckie/
ITโS OUR BIRTHDAY! Maraoke turns 15, and weโre having a party! ๐ค๐
Join us on Friday 13th November at @loading.bar Stoke Newington and celebrate by singing our stupid songs, plus other TBA surprises ๐
maraoke.com/booknow
Troye Sivan: Party in the park
Party in the bush
Party under the bridge
Party at the restaurant
Party at the club
Party in the day
Party at my house
Party on the way to the party at the park
Bluesky: Glad you're having fun. Bushes are vital habitats for small mammals. Please consider others.
What an absolutely joyless process ordering through Deliveroo is. You spend 30 minutes scrolling and knowing you're being gamed & ripped off and then your food arrives cold (and covered in coriander).
A year on from me starting it, I complete my list of 101 TTRPGs I played before my 50th birthday. How did you spend your birthday? I bet it wasn't doing your work and then hammering out 3.5k words about the chatgames with funny dice (or no funny dice, or no dice.) #ttrpg
I need an artist for graphic design work:
1) For Maraoke: Poster design for now & future. Creating a template that we can rework + reuse, FUN
2) For a game: think future-retro aesthetics, old arcade cabinet flyers, COOL
Budget is small but non-zero. DM / stemail at google's popular email service.
2) The game is a retro-futuristic vector racing game. You can find it in my timeline if you scroll far enough. Sorry if you do that. I'm looking for someone who can make support materials that embrace the game's aesthetic and wrap it in 1980s print design. Good fonts, good layout - not illustration.
Also: I have people already messaging with AI work. If I wanted that I could do it myself. Please link a portfolio that shows you are human (and that you've done this kind of _design_ work before - the illustration work I've been sent is great but neither of these are illustration projects!)
I need an artist for graphic design work:
1) For Maraoke: Poster design for now & future. Creating a template that we can rework + reuse, FUN
2) For a game: think future-retro aesthetics, old arcade cabinet flyers, COOL
Budget is small but non-zero. DM / stemail at google's popular email service.
Lots of DMs about this (thank you!) so will answer here:
1) Maraoke has strong logo, icon + elements that we like; we're looking to embrace those + better comms in a template for our regular shows that can be remixed & still stand out.
I made this - your work needs to be (much!) better, obv.
Date for the next London Maraoke just announced: We're throwing a party on Friday 13th November at Loading Stoke Newington.
That's in seven weeks so you have plenty of time to plan & tell friends who like comedy / music / games / parties.
Earlybird tickets available NOW: luma.com/3vdfpgwf?cou...
Iโm just posting this so @krisgraft.bsky.social can see where I am or where I was. It depends when he next checks BSky. Could be months. BSky if you donโt want this kind of stuff on the public feed then let me send photos by DM!!! Thank you xo
There's the feel of classic Twitter on BSky tonight. Everyone mining the seams, trying to find That One Post. All in it together. Reminds me of the day we found out about David Cameron fucking the pig
The problem with a custard cream is that the first bite is GREAT but it is tempered by a sadness that there will only be one more bite. And the second bite is as good as you'd hoped but you cannot enjoy it because your heart is heavy with loss.
I'm pleased to report I've still got it.
The Royal Writ is out now on Switch, PlayStation 5, Xbox and Game Pass. Really happy more people now have the opportunity to play this brilliant deckbuilder.
I reviewed Wolverine - it wasโฆ ok. It reminded me of that Philip Larkin line, "A sense of falling, like an arrow-shower, Sent out of sight, somewhere becoming rain." But I didnโt put that in the review because I didnโt want to end up in Pseudโs Corner again
www.theguardian.com/games/2026/s...?
(It was not my writing but Edge's anonymity that prevented me achieving this every single month 20 years ago; but boy oh boy if I had made Pseud's Corner every instance would be framed on my wall.)
Feels like a good time to clarify your misunderstandings about Zelda.
Maraoke returns to London this Friday. 700+ songs like this and the best audience on the planet. Free tickets available here: maraoke.com/booknow
hello it's Maraoke week!
We forgot to make promo, and we know how some folks feel about AI art. So please rate this MS Paint drawing of what Maraoke is like (took us a good 15 minutes)
THIS FRIDAY!
FREE!
BOOK NOW: maraoke.com/booknow
I was saying exactly this to someone today. Zach is right. I mean I was saying what he is saying. I wasn't saying Zach is right, I would literally never say that out loud.
Ok im gonna say something here that is going to draw a lot of different feelings from everyone, and I want to be clear i'm not "in support of this" or "against it". i'm just saying it as an observation that seems true to me:
I think with the latest frontier LLMs, the โmusicโ era of games is upon us
A lot of UI updates to LUGE this weekend. Prepping for iOS. Still looking for a graphic designer to do some print-ish promo stuff for it (please set your pay expectations in line with "this guy has no money but I DO LIKE HIM")
onelifeleft.com/LUGE/
"On opiates"
I have been thinking a lot over the years about the unhealthy roles games play in people's lives, and the last week got me to finally put together this post on the kind of work I am doing (and not doing) going forward. I am here to heal and strengthen.
www.patreon.com/pattheflip/p...
You should all go to this, and then you will know where Loading Bar is, and then you can come the following Friday for Maraoke, which is also free: maraoke.com/booknow
Maraoke is back at @loading.bar Stoke Newington on Friday 11th September ๐ค
Sing your favourite songs, rewritten about your favourite games, with London's best crowd!
Register now at maraoke.com/booknow