stercus-uk.bsky.social

At the risk of sounding curmudgeonly, is there any way to stop my feed being swamped by pictures of people’s dead pets? I’m very sorry for your losses and all, but I’m frankly depressed enough without having to read the words “rainbow bridge” 40,000 times a week.

This intersection between entomology and etymology bugs me in ways I find hard to put words on.

Slightly annoyed that in yesterdays local council by-election the answer is apparently more tories. At least reform didn’t get in.

Maybe do more moon missions and less bullshit ego wars?

There is a German historical bread baker who calls himself Gluten Morgen and this is pantastic. 🥖

I think we should allow Trump to choose Iran’s next leader as long as the rest of us can choose America’s. Because it’s clearly far too important a job to be left in the hands of Americans.

The current vogue for morons to back Rupert Lowe in his crusade to topple Farage isn’t terribly helpful. Replacing a grifting charlatan playing at being a fascist with an actual fascist won’t be much better.

Yes,,, your boy has taken a ride in the 4 man bobsled,,, but im an adrenaline junkie and needed to try skeleton. And now I’ve officially joined the team and am gonna try to start competing. 66 years old going 66 mph.

Well played

What the actual hell have quality street done to the purple sweets? This is unacceptable: Christmas is ruined.

Fucking right

They are playing chess. Trump brought dice.

When we had billionaires like Gates that funded charity we were relaxed about them. But some of us warned you: it's still just one man's whim. He could defund the work instantly. Musk proves the point. The way to ensure billionaires' money isn't used for ill is through taxation

Trump has declared he will wage war on Sweden and Norway unless he is awarded the Nobel Peace Prize by Thursday - “let me make it clear, the Nobels will have blood on their hands if I don’t have a peace prize and I’m not afraid to kill children and short old men to get the prize for best peace”

Never trust someone who doesn't have a bookcase in their home.

Reddit deaddit? What a damn shame. Where will all the useless mods and biased admins go now? Who will ban accounts that disagree with frothing nutjobs?

Anybody else starting to think Wes Streeting might not be very clever?

The gains made by the Lib Dems in the elections barely merit a mention in the Reform dominated news. The progress is real, significant and, unlike Reform, the party takes local government seriously.

Is anybody else rather pleased that reform have won a load of council seats? I mean, they’re going to be utterly useless but they really have to be seen for the crappy failures they are for their appeal to properly collapse.

Literally every weather app says it’s been twatting down with apocalyptic snow since teatime: we haven’t seen a sodding single flake.

There are only three good Christmas movies: Die Hard Gremlins Muppets Christmas Carol

Well, as Twitter has descended into a swamp of fetid turds, I have migrated here