Steve B. Garrett

Every Aaron Parnas notification is like “Trump is Mad” or “Trump is decaying in real time.” There must be a German concatenation that means, “No shit, Sherlock.”

The White House is considering making Nicki Minaj the new Press Secretary. Please, oh #God, please let this come to pass.

Word!

I think we are going to have to steel ourselves to a hard truth. If there is no reversal in the United States that overturns the rule of oligarchs, no revolution that crushes the parasite class, the world will have to band together to bomb us into submission. They will have no choice. 

She has my endorsement.

#WolffBites: Planned public execution at Fort Hood would NOT be new. Over last year at least 238 boat people in the Caribbean have been publicly executed. Public execution is just coding home. www.newsamericasnow.com/us-boat-stri...

Phrases heard today that giggled me: “Get our poop in a group.” “The Saudis are caught between a rock and a Hooth place.”

Here are some questions, should anyone like to answer them: What do the Iranians think of the deal ‘tween Russia and Trump for diesel fuel? Do they feel betrayed by Russia for dealing with their enemy? Was Iran privy to the deal? Is this part of a larger scheme or a, “Fuck you, bro,” from Putin?

Apple out here trying to sell us a $2000 cell phone. Because it folds. Fold this, bro: 🖕🏻

Maybe bomb a few more…

I’m just going to put this on the wind. Elon Musk has at least 14 children, that we know of, with purportedly many, many more. Should something happen to him, all his power, money, everything will be tied up in legal injunction after legal injunction for decades. Nice, little lynchpin ya got there…

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It struck me that it’s likely to get real spicy real soon. Look, every empire first rots from the inside out—check—and then disintegrates from the outside in. So, get used to hearing, “The breakaway republic of…” next to names of places that are part of *this* empire. Like Hawaii or the Rockies.

Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...

Knick: Does it make me a bad person that I’m okay with elder abuse, but only in the case of Mitch McConnell? Knack (After a pause to think): No… Not really.

You can read all the details in my write-up, which also shows exactly where in this public dataset you can find all of this micahflee.com/flock-camera...

HaJ3FgupAm8RrDJW3MHgT9X7Ft27eVaD What is that? That's a hard-coded API token that Flock cameras use to identify themselves and get OAuth credentials, which can then be used to talk to Flock's production servers. Like, anyone on the internet can probably do this right now.

Mass protests in Ireland telling Trump to "go fuck himself" and to "get the fuck out".

I set an alarm. Yet, I always jolt awake from an anxiety dream, 15 minutes before it goes off, regardless of what time the alarm was set for. Still, I can’t go without. It won’t work without the alarm. I’ll oversleep. So, I set an alarm. The loops in life like this give me existential dread.

The Robot Revolution might be a bit delayed…

Red baiting will not work in the 21st century. There is no big bad USSR pointing nukes at us. No Cuban missiles. The Chinese only wanna sell us widgets. The only danger the average American faces is the malice of oligarchs—Russian oligarchs, American oligarchs, Asian oligarchs, etc, etc…

Here is our full list of all 145 sex pests and sexual predators from ICE and Customs & Border Protection in a single image. The entries outlined in red indicate entries involving alleged sex crimes against children.

SoCal Edison was responsible for the 2025 Eaton fire. And the 2020 Bobcat fire. And the 2020 Woolsey fire. And the 2017 Thomas fire. And… The governor of California should seize S.C.E. under eminent domain. All profits for this entity should go towards refurbishing aging equipment.

David Brouilette. Another name that must be remembered.

This only now. Revenge is forever.

Cat hair, cat hair! Cat hair freaking everywhere! What should we do? What should we wear, To save ourselves from cat hair?

Look at at what we did. Look at it. Don’t you dare look away from what we are doing.

i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious

It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.

I think we should encourage groups like Patriot Front to keep marching in the brutal furnace that is midsummer-midday in a collapsing climate. We should encourage this behavior. #SuperAlpha #WayTaGoChamp

"He murdered an entire family! That's not true, Uwe. You're lying... were they all criminals?" I debated Uwe Boll, the director of the awful new anti-migrant, anti-Muslim movie, 'Citizen Vigilante, being amplified by Elon Musk. Full Piers Morgan show: www.youtube.com/watch?v=js2k...

Why would motivated individuals commit to less-than-violent tactics, now that the #Prairieland19 have been sentenced to 50 years? Like, if you’re gonna get a sentence similar to murder, and you’re not inclined to stop, why not mow down a buncha them like they’re Nazis at Normandy? This’ll end bad.

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The next flotillas should be armed and prepared to sink that torture ship. No more peaceful missions. They don’t care how they look to the world. Stop giving monsters their fun snacks.

Listen… If Ronald Regan could back-channel with Iran, before holding office and the authority to do so, for favorable electoral conditions, doesn’t that make it a fair strategy for the opposition party now? I’m just sayin’.

Here’s why I’m scared. I don’t know to what measures a catastrophic narcissist, with cratering cognitive health, will resort to to keep mainlining adoration and power. Would they start a war? Would they nuke a city? Could it be their own? Really fucking scared.