Snoopy Guerrero Jr

This was hubris. Blame John Smoltz and Joe Davis and especially Tom Verducci. You can't hand it to them until it's over. Baseball gods don’t like that

This is quite funny. He lost his own riding by a huge margin.

Whatever you do, don’t look at the suggested threads or Facebook posts about the Toronto election. Good lord.

Losers claiming Brewers cheating. Like maybe they are just a significantly better team. The Brewers bullpen is light years ahead and their hitters are relentless.

Only George Takei and William Shatner are left :( RIP Walter Koenig #StarTrek

My heart is heavy. Walter Koenig, our Ensign Pavel Chekov, passed away early today. Walter and I met on the bridge of the Enterprise in the 1960s, and we stayed friends for nearly six decades. When Brad and I married in 2008, Walter stood beside us as our best man.

The most bizarre thing is reading an article about Kawhi missing the game tonight with it noting that he is just averaging 19.5 pts per game. It has been two games LOL

Is Ben Mulroney the most unqualified and ignorant nepo baby of all nepo babies?

Bought a coffee because i was tired and my son wanted us to get the monopoly stickers. Naturally, he knocks over the coffee before I could drink any of it lol

Chicken dogs and “Chew Tobacco, spit”

Brad Bradford is like if the public perception of NDP as spenders, but if it was run by an anger emoji. All the while claiming to be fiscally responsible. Dude has no money for all of his promises.

Carapazza umping in the World Series. Seriously

Watching the Bulls vs the end of the Raptors bench is some ugly basketball lol

I appreciate the crowd chants of defense when up 40.

and so the next Nathan Fielder project presents itself

Another one. The premise: Young people are cutting off their parents for minor mistakes and misunderstandings. The lead anecdote: A woman severs ties with her family for refusing to get vaccinated before her wedding — to a man who *lost his mother and brother to COVID*

In pre-Confederation Canada, there was a group of polticians didn’t belong to any party. who often voted in a way that was politically advantageous to them (“loose fish”). Sounds very familiar. Can’t put my finger on it.

Someone going for city councillor has an AI made sign. That’s a deal breaker

I worked as a service bartender for 9 days. I hated it, so I quit before I went home for the holidays.

Fuck the Dodgers

lol health insurance in America is fucked up lolol lol lolol lol

we should be framing the Jake Bauers insurance story as pro-player and anti-lockout these are not all millionaires a lot of them are guys who need healthcare for their families and are tied to a job just like you

I found some of Blake Snell’s pitches in my freezer

FOX keeps telling the “Jake Bauers only didn’t quit baseball because his wife was pregnant and his family wouldn’t have healthcare otherwise” story like it’s a charming story and not a complete failure of this country. Which, of course, is very fitting for baseball.

Screw you Harley Jarvis… Blake Snell

Kevin Cash finally vindicated

The Brewers are playing small ball, in that they're bashing the hell out of the small ball over the fence to score runs

Of all the great baseball literature in history, no one—not WP Kinsella or Ring Lardner, Richard Ben Cramer nor Leigh Montville; neither Halberstam nor Harbach or Rogers Kahn and Angells—NO ONE has written a gem as good as this one by @joeposnanski.com & Mike Schur open.substack.com/pub/joeposna...

There are no analytics that told Murphy leaving a clearly struggling pitcher in was a good idea

Whenever I see someone try to make a video with AI, it reminds me of this youtu.be/1ZlmjZ-rIBU?...

"Can you believe it, Liz?! They wouldn't sell me the $15,000 animatronic bird that I definitely didn't want to use for sex stuff with Mickey Rourke." vs. "Liz Lemon! Help me convince these people to let me buy their animatronic bird! I wanna give it to Tracy Jr. as a fill-in dad."

Getting into a PR war with a toy store in Brooklyn for not selling you a bird because you’re "only daytime TV famous" is a 30 Rock plotline that works for both Jenna and Tracy

2 of the 4 teams remaining in playoffs have never won a World Series. Another has not won in nearly 80 years. The other team has fans who still complain about Ernie Clement for some reason.

lol Facebook

Happy Birthday Lourdes Gurriel Jr. He played in 68 career games for the #Bisons and also played in #Buffalo with the #BlueJays in 2020 and 2021. He was an N.L. All-Star in 2023 with the Arizona Diamondbacks.

Prediction for next year when Vlad is 0 for 1 in the season opener, dudes saying “need to get a refund on your laser eye surgery”

@floobish.bsky.social any idea what Google is talking about yet?

I accidentally opened Facebook and this AI clickbait came up

Using my pitcher for a four inning save: hahahaha this rules Having to use him in other games: well this fucking sucks, what the fuck