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Um. Are there dicks and balls in minecraft?

the older I get the fucker the no

Nailed it. 🔨

Is it any coincidence that now, to open the MSNOW app, you have to create an account?

I’m gonna be 80 fucking years old and in a nursing home sitting there and I will turn on the TV and I am sure that I will see “well under Joe Biden…“.

My wife thinks im insane for watching useless Trump rallies on CSPAN. But. Someday that orange fuck is going to stroke out on live tv. I cant miss that. I deserve every second of it. He owes us all.

Hundred bucks says even if they do get this economy crippling $5000 bullshit passed, they will tax us on it.

While I wasn’t near the only dad rocking the bald look at back to school night, I WAS the only one sporting a Thrill Kill Kult shirt.

Its appears Bluesky has moved on from unwanted pet memoriums to unwanted tomato one-upping. What a fun world we’ve allowed them to create for us.

Anyone else see it?

Trump steals everything. Including unearned credit #blues

Isn’t it curious that MAHA wants us to stop eating processed foods yet currently we’re discouraged from eating salad, eggs or granola?

50 Senators let a Weekend News Anchorman run the Pentagon because they were afraid a gameshow host would yell at them

Oh look, the “fiscal conservatives” are running the government again.

“Socialism is a scareword they have hurled at every advance the people have made… socialism is their name for most anything that helps the people. 1952. Truman. This is how stale their desperate fearmongering is. cc: @MarshaBlackburn

This speech is 63 years old and it sounds like from another universe, another timeline... what have we done to this America? Poor education of the masses and the triumph of the anti-intellectualism is among the main causes of the current decline of America.

I was wondering if anyone was keeping a running total on Trump’s waste and abuse. You have to check out this video. And there’s so much, I bet you forgot about some of it: 💰Ballroom: $1 billion project, taxpayers already on the hook for $300 mill 💰 J6 Slush Fund: $1.776 billion for his rioters 🧵

Trump plans to end a subsidy program that helped hold down premiums for Medicare drug plans, a move that will leave seniors facing higher rates for their prescription coverage next year.  www.wsj.com/health/healt...

Wild to think were at the stage where Americans agree: “I’ll toss your salad but I won’t eat the salad you tossed.”

I cant believe not one player didnt shake that melting corpses hand and look him in the eye and say “fuck you you piece of shit”. Would have been so easy to really be a hero. No penalty for doing so.

I do not want my tax dollars paying for gender affirming care for male US military members. Unless of course you’re a perimenopausal female and then I’m all for it.

Donald Trump is set to announce Thursday in prime time that he’s the only President in US history who couldn’t keep our elections secure. If this were true it should be followed up with a resignation. He’s essentially saying he’s a victim of his own incompetence.

I think I speak for everyone involved when I say… GFY England.

I believe this Belgian victory shall heretofore be referred to as: youtu.be/KZBDCaGQFf4?...

Life is exhausting these days for lots of us, and I think I’ve figured out why. I think it’s having to sit through the pretending... johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/americans-...

NEW: Most Supreme Court Rulings Are Secretive Votes With Little Justification ProPublica conducted a new analysis that shows the court is deciding more consequential rulings than ever before in largely unsigned orders with little to no explanation.

The $499 "American-made" Trump Mobile phone finally shipped. But repair experts at iFixit just tore it apart and found the exact opposite: a 2-year-old phone made in China, spray-painted gold, with a fake flag on the back. Read the full investigation: 👇 www.dworkinsubstack.com/p/so-much-fo...

Any media outlet that reports on a deal allegedly signed today that no one has seen and no necessary signatory has admitted to signing besides Trump—who was demanding he be given the *birthday gift* of a deal in a war of choice *he started*—is committing journalistic malpractice.

Draymond sporting a "disguise" beard from the Spirit halloween store.

My World Cup hopes: Ebola makes it to the US Screwworm and Ebola fight in the streets Somalia knocks the US out in round 1 Iran wins it all, Mexico 2, Canada 3 All drones malfunction and spell out Trump has herpes El Niño comes early and torches the grass in every venue Did i miss anything?

NYT headline when the economy added 266,000 jobs under Biden vs. NYT headline when BLS says the economy added 172,000 jobs under Trump.

Isnt this the news that our adversaries around the world have been waiting to hear? Great job dipshit.

This precedent could also be applied to government officials who blow people up in boats without a declared war, due process, evidence, or trial.

Recently, I've heard lots of liberals say things like: "Most people calling for a revolution don't understand how bad things get during a revolution". While this has some truth to it, I would argue that most people don't understand how bad it will be if we don't do a revolution.

Well this aged terribly

John King on CNN just now “A lot of what the President says, forgive me, turns out to be not true”.

I realize this is obvious to most but allow me to rant: At the core of Trump's base love for him is a simmering resentment over their mediocrity and gratitude for him making it permissible to be arrogant whilst mediocre. Everything in this cult can be traced back to that. (thread)

🚨BREAKING: Newly obtained documents show a clear paper trail of Trump administration officials planning to share sensitive voter data with an outside political group trying to overturn elections, as part of a secret agreement. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

There are approximately 2 trillion galaxies in the observable universe. There are at least 100 billion stars in each galaxy. Most stars have at least a couple planets. If you think the creator of this entire universe has a problem with who we are and/or who we love, you’re an idiot. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

I couldn't breathe because I was laughing so hard. That bird's an asshole! 😂😂😂😂😂 Best with volume up.

Chris Murphy: "He's not telling the truth. But if you accept even part of the Iranian statement, Donald Trump has agreed to give Iran control of the Strait of Hormuz. That is extraordinary and cataclysmic for the world."

RUBIO: “Imagine if Iran spent billions on its people instead of weapons... They’d have a much different country.”🤔😕 Unreal. @marcorubio Do you even hear yourselves? Your shameless hypocrisy is killing us

I was like, So where's the new low today? There has to be a new low for our country in here somewhere. Oh—there it is!

You want to affect a change in this country? Do something that makes americans wait in line. We fucking hate that. Cause were impatient snowflakes compared to citizens of a normal country.

Donald Trump has been President for 2% of America’s history. He is responsible for 25% of our National debt.

True cosmic horror isn’t that the universe is hostile. It’s that the universe is indifferent. This holds true at the human level. We imagine monsters with malevolent aggression toward us—but in reality, the greatest horror on earth is other humans indifferent to suffering.