The Irate Gatsby

First of all, no grown man should even know what the inside of a Cheesecake Factory looks like. And if you're thinking "Obama seems to know", no he doesn't. Michelle gave him that joke. Or possibly Malia.

Mar-a-Lago bathroom right now.

When I was a toddler I was always getting the cops called on me too...for gettin all the bitches

Man With Eye Patch In Town For…Business

As much as I hated him at the time, nostalgia for a simpler age has finally gotten me to enjoy, even long for David S Pumpkins.

Never normalize him!

Now get out there and clone some dinosaurs you magnificent bastard!

Nicki Minaj is racing toward the Titanic in a speedboat.

This is factually accurate. I did indeed do this

Oh no! Not Mont-a-lago!! www.nytimes.com/2026/10/24/w...

He may be off his nut but that Norman Bates sure can keep a toilet clean!

The Chinese say 众口铄金-"Public opinion can melt gold." And I just melted the hell out of bureaucratic red tape by authorizing a central permitting hub to exist within the Department of Buildings, thus simplifying the permit process for waterfront construction!

The only Trump flunky that actually lost money

This is how I picture my dad as a newborn

When you're back to eating crayons again and you don't care who knows it!

Early voting opens tomorrow in NYC. Act accordingly 🇺🇸

RIP to the Other Sister's father

Man is the only animal that borrows my shirts without permission

observed in Culver City: a beautiful mural honoring Pappas, the patron saint of meatball sandwiches

Now I know how alcoholics feel when their friends get clean. I mean I'm happy for him, but...

"Mr. Dinwittle's office, please hold"

(Goodbye Horses intensifies)

DA GRIND - dashare.zone ADMIN

I give it a month before he's doing this dressed like Kaiser Wilhelm newrepublic.com/post/216839/...

Oh no! That guy! :(

Look who just showed up in the Strait of Hormuz! Fuckin guy! I can't even get mad at him! What a character!

Trump Slams The Beauty Of A Lotus Flower In Scathing Truth Social Haiku https://theonion.com/trump-slams-the-beauty-of-a-lotus-flower-in-scathing-truth-social-haiku/

"Hi! Crazy Eyes McGee here for Crazy Eyes Daily..."

Thank God I'm not British. Father/daughter choking porn is about all me and my dad have to bond over (we don't like sports)

Wait, I have to have Peacock to watch this?! WTF? I dont have Peacock, what do I look like a wizard?!

It doesnt work in meter, but it works in spirit

Ken does NOT want you to repost this

Working in fast food as a teenager. On my first day I went to lunch and never came back.

Swish! Right in the bowl. Still got it.