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🇨🇦 I’m so proud of the incredible patriotism I’m continuing to see in response to Sir Orange of Douche attacking Canada. Kudos fellow Canucks! 🏆 #ElbowsUpCanada🇨🇦 #IsHeDeadYet

That's so fascinating.

Me: So what's the strategy until the next election? Democrats: We're going to zoom in on pictures of Trump's bruised hand and post it on social media every day. Me: Uhh okay cool, what else? Universal Healthcare? Investigating corruption? Democrats: We're gonna zoom in real close on that hand.

I love Keanu Reeves.

Nature is crazy.

🇨🇦 Even Trump thought it was funny. Seriously. He can’t help laughing. Look again.

🇨🇦 😂😂😂

🇨🇦 Saw a great quote. “They can hardly afford crayons, how the heck are they supposed to be paying for THIS?!” MAGA morons will seriously believe anything that comes out of Trump’s mouth. Hillary was right. They’re a basket of deplorables!

🇨🇦 Fun fact: If you exclude energy exports like oil, electricity, etc., the US actually has a trade SURPLUS with Canada. In any event Trump’s confusing a trade deficit with the national debt. Trade deficit just means they bought more from us than we bought from them. He’s truly an idiot!

🇨🇦 Only in America! What, exactly, are the family supposed to do? Tell the kid not to be so talented? This would be a hilarious SNL sketch, if it weren’t so heartbreaking. He was “showing off”? He’s THREE. He’s doing his best, just like we encourage ALL kids to do. This is America at its most racist!

🇨🇦 Not bending the knee is paying off. Now the WH is hungry for a trade deal with Canada. Hmm. I wonder if has anything to do with the massive economic damage Trump’s tariffs are creating for Americans? Only a douche like Trump could pick a fight with Canada. And LOSE!

🇨🇦 Absolutely amazing. And in a surprise to nobody, Bolsonaro is calling for the results to be annulled. I assume that he got on the phone to Trump and asked for advice. Although, given that his father was convicted of attempting a coup, maybe it just runs in the family. Congratulations Brazil!

A young gymnast works on a 4.5 m (14.7 ft) release move on the bar, and every swing, grip and timing detail has to be perfect before she lets go.

🇨🇦 Only in America! What, exactly, are the family supposed to do? Tell the kid not to be so talented? This would be a hilarious SNL sketch, if it weren’t so heartbreaking. He was “showing off”? He’s THREE. He’s doing his best, just like we encourage ALL kids to do. This is America at its most racist!

🇨🇦 Married her brother?! WTF is he talking about? He has completely lost the plot. His audience doesn’t even care if it makes sense. As long as they get the basic idea that he’s being hugely disrespectful to her? Massive applause!

Setting up a campfire and chairs for 17 dogs might be the coziest thing ever Original post

EL-SAYED: I get that the President takes personal offense to my first name. He doesn't mind as much when it's the Saudis who are funding his son-in-law's private equity. Doesn't seem to mind as much when it's the Qataris who are giving them a $400 million private jet…

I haven’t felt this optimistic since the last time I was catastrophically optimistic.

🇨🇦 CANADA 🇨🇦 @thisissimonking (IG) explaining in wonderful and colorful prose why its just not a good idea for #Trump to invade #Canada. Worth a listen, and quite true!!

🇨🇦 Is this real? He’s literally raving. Property values would skyrocket? Wages would go up? The left doesn’t want you to know? If this is real, he’s truly lost his grip on reality. This is scary as HELL!

That blows my mind.

🇨🇦 When he lets go of the cable you might lose sight of the car. It’s still there. Just moving so fast that it’s difficult to see. Watch very closely and you’ll see it zipping by at VERY high speed. So cool!

This is why it's okay to let children struggle with tasks. Builds brains and confidence. Original post

Obama went straight for the jugular! 🔥🇨🇦 He mocked Trump’s trade war against the terrifying “evil empire”… Canada! 😂🇨🇦 Apparently, America’s greatest threat is its neighbor with maple syrup, hockey, and universal healthcare. You really can’t make this stuff up! #VoteBlue 🔵 #USDemocracy

Funny how Trump’s post left out a key fact. Obama won the presidency. TWICE. In CONSECUTIVE terms. 😜

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🇨🇦 I despise the disingenuous “just a question” bullpucky. It’s the mainstay of conspiracy theorists and Charlie Kirk types everywhere. The classic example is “have you stopped beating your wife yet-just a question”. Simply a way to slander folks and pretend naive innocence.

🇨🇦 Is anyone actually surprised by this? Did we imagine he’d suddenly become a normal human with a soul? Remember that he LITERALLY doesn’t care. He’s told us who he is many times now. Why are folks still surprised when he tells them AGAIN?!

CYBERTRUCK 2027

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🇨🇦 You know what else makes me uncomfortable? Thinking about slavery. The Holocaust. World hunger. Rape. And many OTHER things. But ignoring anything that makes me uncomfortable is the most COWARDLY thing I can think of. WTF is wrong with people?!

🇨🇦 That’s showing that 98% of voting areas have REPORTED. Only 43% of eligible voters actually VOTED in the Alberta referendum. Google it! 🤦‍♂️

🇨🇦 They’ll also never know the thrill of waking up on Saturday and running to the TV for Saturday morning cartoons! This is fun. Add one of your own.

🇨🇦 I hadn’t heard anything about this. In fact I was really skeptical, so I Googled it. We actually have TWO spaceports under construction. One in Nova Scotia and one in Newfoundland and Labrador. The Nova Scotia facility is targeting launches starting in 2028. Let’s GO! 🇨🇦

0 DAYS since Trump has been a huge pain in the ass. My record since he started his second term is one.

🇨🇦 I love watching Trump audiences as they respond like teen girls at a boy band concert. They literally cheer blindly. “Then we’ll kill all of those Canadian geese invading our nation. You KNOW what they’re doing here. We won’t let it happen folks!” *crowd goes wild*

🇨🇦 Love it! Where is this? Anyone know?

🇨🇦 Who exactly are “they”? And how are “they” imposing their desire to have you hate Russia for the wrong reason? I thought I hated Russia for invading Ukraine. I guess “they” really have me fooled. What a MORON!

🇨🇦 Most of the MAGAs behind him probably haven’t SEEN a hundred dollar bill! Notice they don’t seem to find this part of the propaganda very funny?