stray teeth.

The world is your potato.

I bet he showers naked.

Genuinely don’t know how anyone could ever be chill about the moon.

You haven’t lived until you’ve eaten pickles in the shower.

Nobody has ever survived 10…

Stink bugs are like house lobsters

I wish we were better strangers.

Either the corn takes you, or you take the corn.

When I was a kid, I thought that I would be getting a lot more letters as an adult #everythingisalie

I wish there was a way to make chores more exhilarating. Like, maybe carry my laundry up a mountain & just iron everything on the summit.

You are the cowardice & broken dreams that swim around in the bottom of a vodka bottle.

Haggis was the original hot pocket

Mac’n cheese today, despair and hopelessness tomorrow ✅

@ninthfloorechoes.bsky.social doesn’t consider my truck a vehicle. She says it’s more like a really fast microwave traveling through outer space.

We will live underground—surviving only on corn & strawberries.

I love Autumn… All the pumpkins, spices, baked goods, the crispy air, the smell of rotting vegetation, haunted hayrides, summoning the dead, ritual sacrifices… I just love it 🍂

Round two: a container of milk Round three: a stick of butter

But first we must consult the great onion growing in the back of the fridge.

One man… vs. a loaf of bread…

While the freezer gently weeps…

Staying together for the cats.

My sister: where do jellyfish fish live? My niece (5 yrs): the sea My sister: where do llamas live? My niece (5 yrs): Florida.

When I die I want to turn into an empty Doritos bag & blow away into the horizon.

It smells like strawberries… but tastes like shit.

Pants are an illusion… & so is death.

Dance like no one is watching. Because no one is watching. You're in the forest alone because you forgot to invite a sacrifice for the ritual.

Did you know that toenails are wishes?

You’re a lost sock rotting in the yard in the early days of Spring: muddy, moldy… longing for sweet oblivion.

I jumped off a dream in my cliff.

All worries, no good.

Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don’t have toetips, yet you can tiptoe, but not tipfinger.

Pretty sure people in the 50’s survived mostly on mayonnaise & “medical meth.” Oh… & quaaludes.

It’s weird, yet oddly amusing being sober at a bar.

Your words sound reasonable but your face looks angry.

You just can’t hex yourself, lord knows I’ve tried.

I don’t live in darkness. Darkness lives in me.

I got stalked by brush wolves the other night #forreallife

It’s the distance that separates us.

Every day Sunday is when you love ice cream.

People are the stupidest fuckeng people on earth

I’m not poor. I prefer, “economically challenged.”

there's at least a kernel of truth to this

Tree spirits are great, but corn spirits? Corn spirits are sketchy.

Quit spinnin’ that web & come out in the sun.

You smell like onions & unfulfilled dreams.

people say "when you die cats will eat your face" like it's a bad thing. let them, I love cats. I would love to nourish cats as my final act. wait for them to finish me off completely and bury my bones in a half-sized plot

Moth moth city, bitch Moth moth moth city, bitch