Some Boo-rown Man 💁🏾‍♂️

Verified Brown Man ✔️

rejected Halloween costume: Schrődinger’s cat

Relationship status: I feel like I’m supposed to be meeting somebody in Montauk, but not quite sure why

Has our questioning become so routine that our patients have learned to recite the answer back to us? 🔗👇

I disavow, I datavow

MRS. SCHRÖDINGER: has anyone seen my cat

combination miso soup restaurant and brass musical instrument store called Miso Horny

Make a celebrity sick Billy Bed Sorethroaten

It’s called shit, maybe you’ve turd of it

Finding the things that bring you joy is essential to boosting your mental health and well-being.

BREAKING: President Trump cancelled the Pentagon's planned livestream of a firing squad execution after nationwide backlash. Everyone who spoke out and pressured the administration to reverse course made a difference. But enough is enough — it's time to end the death penalty entirely.

Additional scripts for cis het white men who want to be better allies: “What a weird thing to say” “Do you hear yourself right now?” “You shouldn’t say shit like that to people” “I won’t let you talk to them that way” “That’s a disgusting opinion to have” “Shut the fuck up, dude”

I don’t wish death or evil upon my enemies. But I would be satisfied if they reliably stepped in dog poop once a day.

getting the contents of my head scooped out like a pumpkin becoming a jack-o-lantern could fix me

QTP with your favorite Jedi! (wrong answers only)

LSU found a man responsible for r*ping a woman and decided suspension was too harsh. Kendall was a freshman when a football player assaulted her in his on-campus dorm in October 2025. She went to the hospital for a r*pe kit. She filed a Title IX complaint in January.

Love this 👇

The congressional switchboard number is (202) 224-3121. Put it in your cell phone. Use it. If you're not calling at least once a week, you're not doing your part.

If anyone finds a VERIFIED go fund me for the nurse Chloe Freeman who showed a person of interest the door to her ED (which may NOT have been illegal!!!) and ICE is calling a crime, please let me know. Nurses everywhere are ready to come to her defense. Our duty is to our patients, not ICE. 🖕🏻

As hospitals across the country cave to the Trump administration’s threats to cut federal funding and abandon trans youth, actor Elliot Page speaks out. In New York City, NYU Langone, Mount Sinai, and NewYork-Presbyterian abruptly ended care for trans kids in response to these threats.

Not enough info yet, but it sounds like the Tennessee execution fail was an infiltrated IV. Medicine should only be for alleviating suffering, not causing it.

Think about it: cogitate on the specified item.

Get this: obtain the following item

True story: a story that actually happened.

FYI this is the NY Times, not the Onion.

Tech companies suddenly decide they can, in fact, moderate content on their platforms after all

@thegodshow.com can you please send a minor natural disaster to Boston to stop Robert Kraft and Ed Sheeran?

“Rather than worrying about eating a balanced diet or maintaining an active lifestyle, our advice is to spend as much time as possible in the gym hitting dumbbell curls until your biceps are crazy big.” — Dr. Willie Underwood III, American Medical Association president

Not only is our world vulnerable, but we’ve all become vulnerable observers as we move about our lives concerned about the next catastrophe. Just ask @ruthbehar.bsky.social. #HispanicHeritageMonth

Connect with colleagues. Exchange ideas. Learn with the psychiatric community. #APAAM27 comes to New York City May 1–5, 2027. Registration opens Nov. 4. Sign up for Annual Meeting Updates. https://ow.ly/Giee50ZB8oU

I am a doctor, it is right for you.

Misleading information about mental illness can affect whether people recognize symptoms and seek help. So when psychiatrists write, speak, or make videos to correct this misinformation, that work should be recognized and valued as part of their academic job. https://bit.ly/4yyihrJ

I didn't send an invoice to my hirsute, stocky, masc, gay client, I Billed-a-Bear.

Okay everyone. Here’s the YouTube interview with @jimmykimmel.com and @jamestalarico.bsky.social You know what to do. Watch it. Share it. Donate. Bury them. youtu.be/WLDE9LrGpNk?...

There have been so many impeachable offenses, but lying about how you were a hero on a day that 2,753 people died in NYC in the 9/11 disaster—when you were on the other side of town, safely calling local media to brag about how you now had the tallest downtown building—is such a despicable one

Why is my feed just 38 frogs?