StudeBiker

Anticipating the anual Return of Skywater.

I do NOT denounce my Muslim brother-in-law. What the hell’s your problem?

I denounce my brother’s muslin hoodie.

Zacharia out-Scaramuccied the Mooch.

This is a fantastic postseason: the Red Sox, Yankees, and Dodgers all lose. Happy happy joy joy.

Brewers!

I cannot wear my "CANCEL PIEDMONT" shirt for two blocks in Oakland without having multiple conversations about it. It's like wearing a giant "TU MADRE" t-shirt or something. Unbelievable. Best clothing investment this year. You could print your own with a sharpie and a fruit-o-the-loom.

My god, the coffee shop at breakfast is OUT of WAFFLES. Just because it’s a first world problem, doesn’t make it not a problem.

You know how when you were a kid and you would go with family to the beach and you'd have sandwiches and maybe there'd be a big bag of potato chips, but the food would get sand in it? You can relive the texture of childhood -- Grape Nuts. It's a bowl of nostalgia.

Young cyclist on a single-speed today, who I watched pass me on the left and then attempt the curbside pass on the right of a garbage truck: you’re damned lucky it cost you only shattered carbon and not your life.

Fucking Giants clear the decks.

Inagine if we could get these artificial cells to do useful chemistry for humans! We could even get them to make beer, haha!! … Wait, I’m being informed now that… never mind. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

Trans pride, trans love, trans freedom!

Fuck, man, that one time Obama wore a tan suit?

Dammit, this morning’s newspaper was missing the second page of comics. Just because it’s a first world problem, doesn’t mean it’s not a problem.

This is what drives me nuts about the media coverage of Trump. He's opened the Strait of Hormuz multiple times and Biden didn't open the strait even once. So why doesn't he get more credit from newsrooms for these successes?

Hey, guy buying 8 6-packs of ramen in the Pak-n-Save: I appreciate your trenchant observations about the career of Don Knotts and his avoidance of typecasting, from Mayberry to L.A. in "3's Company". And we must enlighten today's youth about "classic comedy". But you got some bad B.O. Peace out.

I’m gonna have to start posting more shit on here and less over there because my parents are on that platform, and it won’t do to have them see the weird shit. Also, my feed over there is now ruined because algorithms.

Look, no war on Iran. This is bullshit.

It’s Trans Day of Visibility. My trans relatives are wonderful and talented and beautiful. And my daughter won’t be very visible today because she caught a cold, probably when she attended an all-night outdoor rave. Love her anyway.

Shit is fucked in no uncertain terms.

And Magda Goebbels made a great strudel!

Too often when discussing trans rights, we’re forced to be on the defensive, as Republicans wage attacks. Today, we take the opportunity to look forward by introducing my Trans Bill of Rights, a comprehensive vision to provide protections for all trans and nonbinary people.

Pleasanton fault: Hey, morning East Bay! U up?

Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)

Some people choose to do the right thing, despite risk and personal sacrifice and hardship. This is from last week, but it sure set my morning right. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/14/w...

Screenshots of some of the documents found in looted ICE vehicles from one of the livestreams before it got turned "private" on YouTube (after the other one already was). Share widely and make sure the genie can't go back in the bottle.

The moderate voter I am imagining in my head happens to have the exact same beliefs as those espoused by me in my role as Dipshit Emeritus at the Moron Institute for Jackoffs

DHS Warns Any Action By Americans Will Be Treated As Domestic Terrorism https://theonion.com/dhs-warns-any-action-by-americans-will-be-treated-as-domestic-terrorism/

@pzmyers.bsky.social

There’s really nobody in charge of the Nazi goon squads, and that’s the way these fuckers want it.

Completely foreseeable. It’s what the Nazi fuckers have always wanted. Fuck these fucking fucks.

Which minority group should the MAGA freaks demonize next? Side-sleepers? Southpaws? Somnambulists? Slovakian sofa salespeople? Seventh sisters?

Not taking this anti-trans bullshit lying down. Find or start your local chapter. www.ourfutr.org

Dammit, opened the wrong side of the milk carton this morning. Gonna be one of those days.