Subversive 'Ropean

I'd like to call it the "competent to stand trial" test.

Meanwhile, Leviticus? TOTALLY compatible with the constitution, so we need not even discuss that, right? Now, excuse me while I go stone my neighbor for, I dunno, working on the sabbath?

I can't decide if he's bragging or if he's jealous that he's not getting a bigger cut.

Feeling overwhelmed with all of this. LISTEN. Another Louisiana resident (Marshawn is the only name we have) testifies against the state’s racial gerrymander, speaking truth to power up and down the hearing room and predicts how this story will end. Speak your truth, fight and believe.

I'd be so mortified, I'd bury those in the backyard and never talk about it. Then I'd get struck by crippling feelings of guilt for a few years every time I thought about the time I did that.

Who knew disbarment could be a career goal?

Republicans: ALWAYS ready to support the troops!

as far as i can tell pope leo has never mentioned trump by name hes just like “killing people is wrong” or “concentration camps arent good” and theyre all taking it personally

I can only assume this is aspirational.

Yup. It's not the Democrats' job to make the Republican politicians happy, but sometimes you've got to wonder. Like the PPACA: Hack off piece after piece hoping to get bi-partisan support; Finally realize it's not coming, then pass the spayed, neutered, chained, and handcuffed version anyway.

Anti-War protest tonight at 6 pm at the White House. Spread the word!

Who could've seen this coming? Okay, okay, so everybody... still, it's.. yes, okay, fine, it WAS predictable too.

My guess? He ran into someone who sells personalized, Chinese-made stationery "made in the same factory that makes actual Sharpie pens!" and got a "deal" at $5 per pen where normally, the same pen with print would sell for a dollar. Or less.

Plot twist: The intended recipient does not own a dog.

Trump is not the President of the US; He's the president of the red states.

This is certainly a solid argument for paying with a card everywhere.

"Gaetz is right" is certainly something I never expected to say. Ever.

Epidemiologists Confirm First Airborne Transmission Of Mar-A-Lago Face

Immigrants from the so-called "Global South" come to America, overstay their visas, help themselves to taxpayer money, have grotesque numbers of children, become drug addicts, and descend into extremism. by Elon Musk

Elton John, Benny and the Jetsssssssssssssssssssssssss. "I should've known better" by Jim Diamond; I got tortured with that one - my brother bought the single as I was bedridden with Mono and was too weak to just break the damn thing and take the beating.

fuck your desert island disc, I want to know your Guantanamo bay song. what song would the government use to torture you at a Black Site

He clearly appears to think Cuba is a girl in her early teens..

www.firewalledmedia.com/p/this-is-al...

We could launch all the billionaires into the sun? #WorthIt

Nailed. It.

It is not fucking fair that Mr. Hammered Dogshit (see alt. text) is now 3 months older than my dad, an honest, loving, hardworking man was when he passed away. As the famous poet Stephen Percy Harris wrote: Only the good die young, all the evil seem to live forever.

There is only ONE way to make sure any country doesn't become "the largest state sponsor of terrorism", and it's not one that should ever be considered.

So... Heads-up to MS-13: if yer gonna infiltrate ICE, you need to use members *without* tattoos. They've got standards!

Remember, this guy then killed an MIT professor while they were stumbling to catch up

congrats to the mens hockey team for letting a demented 80 year old sex criminal steal your shine and make himself the center of your accomplishment

BREAKING! RNC pegs president Trump as a pedophile.

A sad coda: Georgia's maternal mortality rate was already appalling before the worst antichoice laws went into effect Forcing more women to carry every pregnancy to term at gunpoint is obviously destined to make it even worse. (recent stats haven't trickled in) pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...

Surely House Representative Lucy McBath, @mcbath.house.gov of Georgia's 6th congressional district wouldn't support an anti-choice outfit such as the "Georgia Wellness Group", right? Well, wrong: 🧵

"Eventually she becomes the wolf they fear".

A reminder that just because we stopped hearing about the war on Minnesotans doesn't mean it ended.

It is an extremely serious escalation and just because the arrests might get thrown out doesn't mean we can sit back and be happy for the outcome. This can't be allowed to happen again which is why it's so damn important that the Democrats go after POTUS and Justice for this massive abuse of power.

Sure gives "Just shoot me" a whole new meaning.

Nasra Ahmed, a 23-year-old US citizen, was arrested and detained by ICE. She was held for TWO DAYS. ICE agents handcuffed her, called her a racial slur, and she was knocked to the ground so hard she got a concussion. This cannot continue happening. ICE needs to leave.

Yeees, like most Republicans, Dr. King was totes a diehard communist. 🙄🙄🙄

I would never suggest that anyone do anything unlawful - certainly not right here, in front of God and everybody. So remember the first rules of firearm and internet safety: Treat every gun like it’s loaded… and every poster who calls for crime a cop.

Great. A bum on the government dole is in line to become the next president if the Republicans can ever be persuaded to 25th amendment the thief and conman currently (poorly) impersonating a president.

🤣🤣🤣 More of this. This is a way of fighting back that they can't use to declare martial law or any other such nonsense: Ridicule them, shame them (where possible,) turn them into laughing stock.

Dokoupil is too dim-witted to understand that the "Ultimate Florida man" is a guy who smokes crack with an alligator, uses it to steal a lottery ticket from a 7-11, wins the lottery, and uses the proceeds to buy a python, which consumes him in a live shot on WPLG-10 Eyewitness News at 11 pm

Imagine the descendant of migrants escaping the Holocaust watching a Christmas show (performed by the children of immigrants) and sitting there hating on migrants.