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This wedding is so boring. It’s on a par with the cricket and Harrison’s love life. So it might rain? Are there no umbrellas in Ambridge? #TheArchers

Has the actor playing Ed changed or is my memory playing tricks on me? #TheArchers

I am so bored with Bert. Blaming his obnoxiousness on his age is nonsense. #TheArchers

Under a Binface government, anyone who doesn’t accept human-made climate change as fact will be sent back to school, from Year 1 right the way to A Levels, to see if anything goes in the second time round. #VoteBinface

I love the Archers but Brian is giving me a tension headache. Is he off his rocker or being deliberately malevolent? #TheArchers

Could Brian have a UTI? My dear departed mother would cause chaos in the home when she got one. #TheArchers

Natasha and Kate could partner up. Natasha selling massage oil and other balms and ointments to Kate for Spiritual Home. Kate flogging the ghastly overpriced gunk to her customers and taking a cut. #TheArchers

This is yet another consequence of Starmer / Labour's shocking failure to communicate. People complained about Alastair Campbell's stranglehold on messaging, but it worked. People knew what was happening. Labour weren't drowned out by a right wing media.

One week post clock change and I have managed to change the time in my car. Winning at life.

What’s happened to Joy? I would expect her to be in the cricket organising throng. #TheArchers

Did you watch Dirty Business? I can't believe how much water companies have gotten away with. They're putting profit before public health - it’s a scandal and the Government MUST take action! Sick of sewage? Add your name to the petition today: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/en...

What fantastic news to wake up to 💚🍀💚🍀

With all my heart I want to have Hannah with me in Parliament next week. She is not only the best candidate to beat Reform but just simply the best new MP you could wish for. If you are voting today, choose Hannah, and tell everyone you meet to do the same! 💚💚💚🙏

Why have Stella and Zack got such different accents? #TheArchers

I’m glad Zach didn’t work the bar. There’s something about him made me think he might spike drinks ‘for a larf’ #TheArchers

I thought the bottle that clonked George was unopened but Brian said he picked up an empty bottle. He admitted it was him very easily too 🕵️ #TheArchers

Amber’s even thicker than I thought: goes to Ireland to think about her dodgy relationship with George, comes back and yay let’s have a baby! This does not add up. #TheArchers

I’ve got the most awful tension headache from listening to George’s meeting with Brian et al. Someone pass the paracetamol 🤕 #TheArchers

Could Akram and his singing heart move to farming and George train as a plumber? #TheArchers

Can someone please toss a caber at Joy? After the tractor run I’ve no spirit left for a Burns Night extravaganza #TheArchers

Just heard the trailer for NY spoken by George. Sounds threatening even tho I’ve no idea what might happen 😱#TheArchers

Go Fallon! Best way to deal with a bully 👏👏 #TheArchers

Disappointed the tractor run was crisis free. #TheArchers

I’m thinking George is going to cause trouble for the tractor parade. If he runs in front of a tractor which one would he choose? #TheArchers

Good morning to all those people who wasted the last decade saying, "there's no point tackling climate change in the UK, because China." www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...

So, Amber is off spicy food and quiet. Could she be pregnant? Not sure Ambridge needs the genetic output of her and George so hoping not. #TheArchers

Brilliant

Has anyone heard from Joy recently? #TheArchers

That’s the courgette market stuffed. I’ve got a glut of the wretched things ☹️ #TheArchers

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Stella take Cleo and run! #thearchers

I liked Dane to start with. Why has he become a manipulative bully? #TheArchers

1 in 3 doctors were born overseas. 1 in 2 builders were born overseas. 1 in 6 nurses were born overseas. 1 in 4 transport workers were born overseas. 1 in 7 UK business founders were born overseas. 1 in 5 university academics were born overseas. The UK would be screwed without them.

TalkTV is airing attacks on trans people without broadcasting the views of those who support trans rights. Call on Ofcom to take action: goodlaw.social/66f6a3

BREAKING 🚨: We've just dropped a massive banner off Westminster Bridge to demand the UK Government #StopRosebank It's time for Keir Starmer make the right choice 👀

I am not (and may never be) ready for a Brian and Miranda wedding #TheArchers

Another daft storyline. If Brian and Miranda lose the tournament she’ll say he was lying about his lessons. If they win she’ll likely say he’s too good for lessons so was lying. She sounds like a potential bunny boiler, he should give up. #TheArchers

Has Peggy left most of her money to Crispin? He seems to have got her confidence somehow. #TheArchers

TW is concerned senior managers might quit if they don’t get bonuses. What have they done to deserve bonuses? Sacking is more appropriate www.theguardian.com/business/202...

Tom and Natasha finding uses for Peggy’s money. I so hope she leaves it in Hilda’s name to the nearest cat rescue. #TheArchers

I'd encouraged to check the Greens. They are a good choice for people on the left. Anyone wanting to leave Starmer's Torylight Labour, check Zack Polanski: www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

You know it makes sense

The main argument against voting Green - that at least Labour are better than the Tories - has evaporated. The lesser of two evils, is still evil. If you want change, vote change.

From last month... www.computerweekly.com/news/3666194...

What on earth is that awful music playing in the tea room, sounds like cows farting #TheArchers

I hope Celia Sparrow swoops in and offers Susan and Clarrie work. She needs more staff if she’s picking up orders from pissed off Bridge Farm customers #TheArchers