Sumguy

@davidjroth.bsky.social the county Republican party (in Ohio) is in the same building that I work in, and I taped up part of your column to their door today, because you express your disgust much more civilly and coherently than I do, much thanks.

Legitimately a dream to write something that inspires a reader to "go Martin Luther Mode."

Apparently I'm dressing ballet-core tonight. NGL, I can see the vibe

Wifey is suggesting I eat a similar meal later today.

The thing I miss most about the old internet are newsgroups If A.S.S.M means anything to you, I'm sure you agree.

If you're cross dressing for medical purposes (wearing compression stockings for clot prevention) are you really cross dressing at all?

Crutches for four weeks. Stay off the leg altogether is the advice.

Made it to the toilet on my own this morning. #smallthings

This is the most comfortable position I can be in currently. 3 weeks of this is going to kill me.

sadly we know where the D went

I am back of corral for a marathon in two weeks.

Thanksgiving food is ordered! Menu is: turkey, mashed potatoes, rutabaga, squash, fancy green bean casserole, homemade cranberry sauce, some kind of pie or apple crisp. Not doing stuffing this year.

Every Time A Bell Rings is out today! I'm so excited and honored that I got to write these essays about It's A Wonderful Life alongside such an incredible critic in @emilystjams.bsky.social. www.harpercollins.com/products/eve...

I did some SEWING ON A MACHINE!!!!!

The shoes fit!

Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt https://theonion.com/mr-autumn-man-walking-down-street-with-cup-of-coffee-1819574012/

Just booked time with a sewing machine at the library. Libraries these days have a lot more stuff than books!

Plan A for the costume isn't going to work. They're not opaque enough. Going to have to try something else, hopefully I won't overheat with the new tights.

Arguing with my wife over her outfit. So far I've said the first dress looks like maternity wear. We've disagreed on what tights to wear 2x at this point. Can't wait to move on to shoes.

I'm somehow annoyed and bemused by an interaction with some lady at a store today. Guys are allowed to shop at Sephora.

Tried on the costume today. AND IT'LL WORK BABEE Next stop is the S_____a store at the Eaton Centre. Cause their staff knows their shit.

Going to do some sewing this weekend. Gotta get the Halloween costume in progress.

What's with the gloves

Creating a Gantt chart in Excel for my Halloween cosplay is borderline genius/sociopath behaviour.

I signed up for my first bike RACE! Sure it's one lap of a cyclecross circuit but that's infinitely more than I've ever done. Rodg would be thrilled.

The house is now empty except for my wife and dog.

Dropped my kid off at school an hour's drive away. Turns out he needs the old phone to migrate info. Would have been nice for him to transfer everything yesterday. But I'm a marshmallow and will drop the old phone off tonight.

Did this a couple of weeks ago

This is a first for me: you can buy a drone surveillance radar from AliExpress

Local man survives 77km bike ride for mental health

need you all to see Dylan Cease's latest original painting titled "SORRY ABOUT YOUR PARLAY"

Solar eclipse coming up so here’s one of my favourite maps

On a scale of Bernie Madoff to SBF, what level of fraud do we think this guy is doing off the side of his desk cryptobriefing.com/anthropic-am...

Sport compression leggings were close to $60 so I'm now using some $10 AliExpress stockings for recovery.

NGL the rain making it not so great to go biking is not that disappointing. I can use a break.

Dusty, stiff neck and sore thighs. 70km on the Rodg bike.

Just realized I wore the same bike jersey two weeks in a row. Gotta rotate them more.

70km and only one crash. The beer at the (almost) end of the ride was great though.

Bike tan lines are great