Sean

It’s been a minute but I am still alive! Here’s some Star Fox for ya! #starfox #foxmccloud #fox #falco #falcolombardo

Long time no see Bluesky. The world is on fire, our president is a walking hemorroid, American Nazis are murdering civilians, but I got a really cool baby daughter now and want to drop a recent art I did! #absolutewonderwoman #wonderwoman #dccomics #fanart

fellas, is it gay to have a functional modern economy?

Ah yes, when you put a guy in charge whose only skillset is marketing and selling a big empty box and to a population raised to think that’s really cool, you end up getting exactly what you bought.

Painting over the core values at the FBI.

how it started at USAID > how it's going

“At a minimum, 300 babies that wouldn’t have had HIV, now do.” Send him to the fucking Hague

Some sketchy sketchies I’ve done. #redsonja #samus #wonderwoman

People who believe the only way God can let people into heaven is by putting a version of himself in a teenage virgin and having that human version killed 33 years later so he can rise from the dead and promise he’ll return at some point to bring the kingdom of God to Earth: I CAN’T CALL HIM A SHE!

Undecided voters not beating the "dumbest motherfuckers alive" allegations www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

hey its the savior of humanity, the most famous guy in the universe. can you help me gather 6 wolf pelts

Bowser watching the security footage of Mario falling into lava and wasting his life counter go from 1 to 0. “Pfft, that guy just mama’d his last mia.”

Ian Fleming was an actual adult man who wrote a book with a character unironically named Pussy Galore

Coolcoolcoolcoolcool

Guess what childhood film I watched today?

Did audiences lose their goddamn mind the first time someone decided to put the credits at the end?

#samus #metroid #samusaran

This is my “explain the internet in two pictures.”

Me, waiting for my medal after being half-asleep and finally grabbing the end of the toilet paper after trying to find it for two minutes straight while never looking away from my phone

You don’t even have to go that far to disprove media illiteracy in conservatives. The goddamn Bible dishes more shit against the rich and religious hypocrites than Satan.

Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather this is my favorite quote in the entire series merry Hogswatch, everyone

Watched some early random DBZ episodes the other day and I’d forgotten how bonkers this show is. Three DBZ fighters have died within an episode and then the military is called in, and the battleship is piloted by a dog and this is treated completely normal.

Me: I think my anxiety started with the fact that you become a ghost if you have unfinished business. And I always have unfinished business and I’m really concerned that most dead people seem to have figured out life but not me. Therapist: We usually just start with your name first.

So my childhood best friend who lives on the opposite side of the world said his son found an old drawing I did in high school. I genuinely do not remember drawing this but I’m pretty sure I did.

If anyone in the Triangle area would like to try their hand at sketch writing, I’m running a 6 week starter course next week and we’ll be doing some group work collaborations as well as working on building your own comedy sketches. I can’t wait to work with you!

Well, shit.

Just remembering that Dylann Roof was taken alive and the police stopped to get him a cheeseburger on the way.

Cynar gets to meet both his favorite wrassler AND favorite punk rocker! Thanks @rhythmbastard.bsky.social !

the antisemitic richest man in the world is quite literally aligning with right wing germans, so yea my ancestral alarm bells are going fucking nuts

@scronce.bsky.social I forgot your favorite one!

One of the most deranged trivia facts I know is the teen rom-com “What a Girl Wants” came out right when America invaded Iraq. Amanda Bynes character’s casual flash of a peace sign on the promo material was edited out for fear of demonstrating anti-war sentiment.

You have no idea how relieving it is to find out my rural white grandmother despises Trump.

Sloppily eating a Granny Smith apple at my workplace like Captain Barbarossa intended