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Hey! Marco! Look in the mirror! If only there was a word that described this level of lack of self-awareness. Suggestions?

This is such a stupid thing to say. Because if it were true, we wouldn't need a Constitution and Bill of Rights written by humans. And every country would have had the same Constitution and Bill of Rights from the beginning of time.

This UAP report is utter bulls#it. The Guardian reports from a US gov't release, which reports: "anonymous sources with “extensive operational experience working alongside government agencies.” This looks fake. My reasons are provided in the alt text. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/o...

I feel like it should be a much bigger story that in early 2025 the MAGA regime requested a cybersecurity agency to secretly acquire a voting machine and hack it and directed them to not alert the voting machine company if it uncovered flaws. That’s called setting up for rigging an election.

AKA JD Dumbass!

The Duchy of Cornwall owned the by Prince of Wales is a giant business organization It is exempt from corporation and capital gains tax, uses infrastructure funded by others to make profit. Inevitably, leads to unfair competition and free-rider problem.

Good news for Elon: many Americans lack critical thinking skills, don't think for themselves. Bad news: many of us do have critical thinking skills, and can understand current events and decide that Musk is a threat to democracy. No secret benefactor or cabal is pulling our strings.

No, Burchill, you don't get to take back your smug superiority, your support of Trump, your insistence that he was just working too smart for most people to understand, your belief in his innocence and honesty. You don't get to take that back, ever. ...

In case facts still matter — we have abandoned Ukraine in favor of Putin Russia was never a hoax

BREAKING: Trump's head of FEMA just told states to prepare to handle disasters on their own. The Trump admin's disaster chief told state officials they must increase their financial reserves and emergency capabilities to handle most disasters on their own — without federal help.

You are laughing? Bolsonaro is forcefeming his chud supporters and you’re laughing?

Yes, that's exactly it.

That makes total sense. What do you think?

MUST READ: Neil Bush, brother of one President Bush and son of another President Bush, explains why he voted for James Talarico. In part: “My vote was motivated by two things: deep concern about Ken Paxton's record and genuine admiration for the character and principles I see in James Talarico.”

Girls! Girls! You're *both* right! Bask in the novelty.

Senator Elizabeth Warren Is Correct.......

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Before Trumpism Came To Town....

Donald Trump Is a Traitor. www.americaamerica.news/p/donald-tru...

Republican politicians are *obsessed* with schoolchildren coming home a different gender because of pro-trans teachers, WHICH NEVER HAPPENS. But they are completely indifferent to schoolchildren not coming home *at all* because of guns, WHICH HAPPENS ALL THE TIME!

She is daddy’s dream.

Time magazine: In July, 44% of Canadians had a favorable opinion of China compared to 33% of Canadians who held the same view of the U.S., according to a Pew Research Center survey. “When China is more popular than the U.S. in a country like Canada, you have to ask yourself: ‘What's going on?’”

Ukraine knocked Russian bot farms offline. Decreases look insignificant until you realize the Y axis is a log scale. Carlson's engagement dropped 70% in 4 days. I assume a large portion of the remaining 'fan base' is actually just remaining Russian bot capacity.

The consensus is that Kimberly Guilfoyle is going away. But she got her position by holding Trump family secrets. Plus Halloween is coming - and that mug is not quite human, uncanny valley scary.

Russia lost data centers - MAGA lost its best and brightest.

Zelensky Says He Will Quit Presidency if Trump Goes First 🤪 ~ Andy Borowitz

With the world in turmoil, and the mid-terms looming, you'd think Trump wouldn't have time to buy a decrepit golf course. But when he heard they had 14-year-old ball washers he couldn't resist.

Breaking News! Code UFB!!! For the first time in recorded history, the Niño 3.4 sea-surface temperature (SST) is above 30.0°C, reaching a preliminary SST of 30.06°C on October 5th. The Niño 3.4 SST anomaly is now 3.41°C above the 1991-2020 baseline. Everything is not fine.

Mikey Smith at The Mirror gets Pete Hegseth...

Trump Warns Iran To Accept His Ultimatum Or Face Wrath Of Next Ultimatum https://theonion.com/trump-warns-iran-to-accept-his-ultimatum-or-face-wrath-of-next-ultimatum/

"According to the (Cornell civil) lawsuit, some of the students were able to “mitigate their conduct” by writing essays to the university." That will certainly motivate them to hone their essay skills in preparation for the next time they gang-rape someone.

I think @darrigomelanie.bsky.social said everything that needs to be said.

US confirms for first time it has deployed weapons in space www.theguardian.com/science/2026...

Just realized it might be a good idea to let Shitler finish his bunker... as we start referring to Natalie Harp as Eva Braun.

Instead of a headline that reads, "Insane Florida Man Tilts at Windmills, Pretends to Rename US State," the media take the bait. Renaming IS NOT the story, insanity is.

Team coyote. Photo by Alexander deBarros. Coyote and roadrunner. alt text has more

www.politico.com/news/2026/08... No, Canada has two important advantages. Trump and his entire admin are a confederacy of dunces, with Trump as chief idiot.

Yeah, he posted this!

REMEMBER: They all knew.

Editorial cartoon: Schrodinger's McConnell. With thanks to @neolithicsheep.bsky.social for alerting me to this phrase :)