Tony E 🇨🇦🇬🇷

Obama: "That well-known evil empire Canada. That historical adversary of ours. Canada! *laughs* It's your neighbor. It's a few minutes' drive over the bridge! These are the people who gave us Martin Short and maple syrup. They are the nicest people! And someone we've gotten them so mad."

“How much time do you think this defense secretary spends looking in the mirror in the morning? These are not serious people” — Obama’s audience in Ohio is hanging on every word as he skewers Trump and Hegseth

Exhausted by stupidity: Melania negotiated a 'ceasefire' while Trump bleated like a sheep. A THREAD.

1. I am very tired of being asked to be stupid. I know that is not the most important thing right now. There are many more serious consequences to electing a criminal president who is burning up the economy.

K, everybody shut up, baseball's on. #gobrewers

Boycott Elon Musk and everything he sells.

The ICC has outstanding arrest warrants against two national leaders for war crimes. One of whom the Trump administration just lauded as a "humanitarian" and the other one President Trump endorsed for reelection. And of course the Trump administration is trying to destroy the ICC.

“Message: We care.” Except exponentially funnier.

Booked a trip to Paris with my wife, then the civil unrest erupted. Debating if we should postpone, watched some Fox news clips about it and decided to 💯 support our NATO allies. Trip is still on. Fuck these traitor assholes and their propaganda. VIVE LE FRANCE!!!

Anyone notice Tommy just peacefully walked out without getting face punched by a brainwashed cultist? Weird.

Barack Obama just delivered a blistering rebuke of Trump's actions against Ilhan Omar. This is worth reading in full.

🔥 “Answer the question, Tommy — I think you’re the one who needs to read the constitution, not me.” @abdulelsayed.bsky.social skillfully handles a bigoted Islamophobic heckler and exposes him as the true religious zealot in the room.

Watch this whole video. All the way to the end.

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

America if the news covered it like those countries Over There

Canada is our friend. Europe is our friend. Ukraine is our friend. Trump is not our friend.

These people are despicable--and juvenile. Soy boy? You worship a man who colors his hair, wears liquid foundation, a girdle, and lifts, and can't stop talking about fancy ballrooms. What a rugged man!

The Brewers are a really good team and Donald Trump is a traitor to the western world and hangs with pedos #gobrewers

I like how his gravied brain got him confused with the guy who died in the car with Princess Diana 29 years ago but now he has to retcon that with some fake explanation and the press has to just pretend like this is normal racism and not Alzheimer's racism.

Note: the Alexander Brothers represented Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump in their 2021 purchase of a Florida mansion for $24 million.

HEY MAINE VOTERS!!! SUSAN COLLINS IS ON THIS GUYS TEAM.

My man looks like Fred Flintstone discovered a Time Machine and teleported to 1991.

I don't wanna COUCH my words here: I know JD Vance, his eyeliner, and absent Ashley Moody are used to running away from people when things get tough because they care more about themselves and their billionaire buddies than the people they represent. But this is my home. /1

It's moments like this that I really miss Stephen Colbert's talk shows.

🔥JACK SMITH: "Trump engaged in serious crimes against 🇺🇸- a criminal scheme to prevent a lawful transfer of power... the rule of law faces challenges unlike any we've experienced. I won't be silenced by threats of prosecution. While fear may be contagious, courage is as well."

I just found out, with 33 minutes to spare, that today is both Dolly Parton day and @markhamillofficial.bsky.social bday, and that inexplicably filled me with joy and positivity for humanity.

Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time.  I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker. 

Someone on @abdulelsayed.bsky.social's team should photoshop Mike Rogers' buff behind the empty lectern in the Senate debate. www.aol.com/articles/rep...

My kid carved his name into my coffee table with a bread knife. Now I have to move it into his room or let him take a torch to it.

If this administration is blaming the sheep, a woman has NO chance.

Your regular reminder: If the Russians stop fighting, the war ends. If the Ukrainians stop fighting, their land will be occupied, their leaders will be killed, their history and language will be erased, their children will be kidnapped to serve Russia.

My man looks like he graduated from Leprechaun University with a C-

Burns.

September 11th now and then A slide show on September 11th by @deAdder Link to Substack: deadder.substack.com/p/september-...

You know who actually did show up at Ground Zero? Canadian emergency rescue crews.

I have reached out to SEGA for comment about the White House using its brand and IP to promote ICE abuse of immigrants in its new video game arcade. I’ll report what I hear from SEGA. www.cartoonbrew.com/politics/whi...

The president of the United States is really REALLY dumb. www.cbc.ca/news/world/u...

Angel S. Rampersad Michael Swinton Tyler J. Feehan Isabella Gonzales Gabriel Edwards John Klinner Ariana Savino Ashley Pruitt Seth Koval Curtis Angst Tyler Simmons Benjamin Pennington Jeffrey O’Brien Robert Marzan Nicole Amor Declan Coady Cody Khork Noah Tietjens Stop lying.

"Only a sith deals in absolutes" -Obi Wan Kenobi

This is a picture of two women from the Vernon Cadet Training Centre, which holds summer programming for 12-18 year olds to develop skills on the way to adulthood. Unlike Secretary Hegseth, they do not deserve contempt or ridicule.

My man looks like he just eyed his future child bride across a crowded room.

Near Lake Ontario and close to the Canadian border huh?

imagine natalie trying to explain this post to trump lol

In their defense, the authors of the Constitution could never have predicted that American voters would be this stupid.

Petulant emperor of southern Canada has hurt feelings. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

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