Tanooki Hearts

Tanooki Hearts

@tanookris.bsky.social

REPOSTS 🔞 POSTS AND ART || Vehemently anti-AI, DNI if you support AI ||Armchair game industry commentator || Big Nintendo fan || Pro doofus

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Just realized a year ago I rebooted the fan fiction passion project I’ve been working on for years: an attempt at a canon-compliant origin story for the Super Mario Bros. Take a look if you wanna get bludgeoned by stealth references upon stealth references: archiveofourown.org/works/705098...

archiveofourown.orgSuper Mario Bros.: The Legend Begins - Chapter 1 - Tanookris - Super Mario & Related Fandoms, Super Mario Bros. (Video Games) [Archive of Our Own]An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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Imagine a burger. A yummy, yummy hamburger. No, make that a cheeseburger, with the whole works and even some bacon. Comes with a side of fries and a milkshake too. Tantalizing, isn’t it? Well, it’s mine now. I stole your perfect thought meal. Yummy mmm munch munch tasty. Twilight Zone. Whatever.

Parents chatting at a daycare is, hilariously, what Hololive EN is.

averysoftpear 🍐@averysoftpear.bsky.social

listening to Hololive EN as background noise is so odd because most of the cast sound pretty normal but then some of the cast talk like actual toddlers it’s like listening to parents chatting at a daycare

KH1 Gummi Ship is fun when you realize the potential of strapping 8 Thunder-G cannons on your ship. Ripping through Heartless ships like I rip through a twink’s ass hymen

Let’s just say fans of Doshin the Giant will want to watch this one 👀

Wario64@wario64.bsky.social

Nintendo - Indie World Showcase announced for tomorrow, Oct 28 at 7 AM PT. Approximately 15 minutes long

Everyone is vagueposting about the Switch 2 datamining thing and I haven’t seen anything about it either so I’m going to assume everyone is engaging in a massive shitpost effort.

Oh my god… Eric Bauza has suddenly passed away. He was 46. Apparently he passed from hypertensive heart disease. What a legend, a true inheritor of Mel Blanc’s legacy. And all around a really cool and heartwarming guy to be around. I’m genuinely blown away by this news.

I remember playing KH1 back in 2002 with a strategy guide, and after the second Riku boss fight in Hollow Bastion, all it said was you controlled a Heartless for a while. My ten year old mind thought, “oh cool, maybe Sora uses the Keyblade to like, remote control a Heartless!” I was so unprepared.

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Please help me.

CRT_J03@crtj03.bsky.social

I knew this one was coming, but I'm gonna need a little bit of help again. The timing of my first pay with my new job couldn't possibly be worse and on top of it it won't be a full one, I'm getting half at most. If anyone can help it would be greatly appreciated. paypal.me/BY2K

Kind of beyond fucked that Atlantica, home of the girl who owns a shitton of stupid bullshit, has a gummi ship mission that doesn’t allow you to collect a shitton of stupid bullshit.

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Day 24 of Octobeni! Today's Kobeni has her celebrating Wide Girl Winter. I know it's still Fat Girl Fall, but still. #SantanaelArt #Octobeni #Kobeni #ChainsawMan

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A photo like this breaks every regulation Fuud has for its courier's profile pictures, but for some reason Mina gets a p(ass).

She must have seen how good a job Asha was doing stremlining the workflow and decided there was no need to be COO. Seems fine and cool. :)

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Helen Chiang, Xbox’s first-ever chief operating officer, has abdicated the role just three months after it was created, as told by CEO Asha Sharma in an internal memo today. https://bit.ly/4i4jrGd