Tatertahts

Bluesky has four types of users

Me and the regular group who like my posts

I’m just going to leave this here…

This is great but check your state laws, even if you go no contact you could still be held liable to pay off their debts when they die.

What About Bob for Tax Purposes

I don't know who took this photo of me but I don't like it. :P

Oh look! Lars finally has some competition now for biggest d-bag band member.

Hate corrodes the container it’s carried in.

How I feel when a car lets me cross the street

I did not have “Democratic Governor pardoning a felon for her to proceed with plans to invoke the next US Civil War” on my 2026 bingo card. Wtaf.

We are all the Reaper…

Add Karen Smith to my list of badasses whose mouthy approach I respect. Actions usually speak louder than words. This is a hero, Y'all. Well done, Ma'am. You're gonna kick ass in your new position. ✊📖

“Let them eat salt” - Susan Collins probably

How I arrived on Bluesky

I wonder if they miss the days when they had diesel so cheap they could run massive trucker caravans against democrats.

Toss up between Chicken Lady and if Elvis was my landlord but this is my #1

Them: How’s it going?

Just like our own lying windbag, I have a hard time believing anything "Netanyahu Says". But instead it's probably a sign that a manufactured "State of Emergency" is on its way here to try to stop our midterms.

My favorite news today is that Riley Gaines lost in court, and there’s no fifth place in court.

@thegodshow.com I see what you did in Tennessee yesterday... nice work!

So if the FBI is putting people on their most wanted list hours before they "catch" them, we can also surmise that any reward money on the wanted list is also going into their pockets.

It’s going to be fun when kegsbreath finds out that the xtian nationalists he wants in his military only like to cosplay as such when they’re in a safe space and don’t actually want to go do war stuff.

Mike Rogers is a corporate sellout who moves back to Michigan every few years to run for office to take another swing at the revolving door of corporate politics.

Post a #Vampire that isn't Dracula 1985 - Jim Carrey "Once Bitten"

Netanyahu’s prison sentence should include that he has to listen to Chuck Grassley’s opening statements on a 24hr loop.

My tin foil hat just reminded me that Elmo had about 10,000 satellites in space in mid October 2024. And now he's putting more up there a month before the midterms. Nothing to see here...

See also: messing up the first page and never using it again.

If we promise not to bring an iced coffee into a job interview, will you promise to pay us a living wage?

Fetterman using a Republican mailing list to fund-raise instead of contacting the democrats who put him in the senate tells you everything you need to know about what's going to happen after the midterms. We are going to need a lot of blue wins to make his party flip plans irrelevant.

Nice!

y’all are bad

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Here is AOC and Mamdani laughing at the solemn 9/11 commemoration. Oh wait…

JON STEWART: “They began covering their ass 3 weeks after 9/11… There was poison in the air, on the ground, on your pets/clothes… THE CITY KNEW. Rather than limit the damage, they covered it up… After 9/11, business will never be usual again.” (From @mamdanibulletin.bsky.social )

Food safety policy should not be dictated by a man who spends every day eating Donald Trump's ass.

Huh. After Israel destroyed Gaza's sewage treatment systems, raw sewage flows from Gaza into the Mediterranean. That, in turn, has created a water crisis in Israel because the Gaza sewage has created a giant, toxic algal bloom which just shut down 5 out of 6 of Israel's water desalinization plants.

Thanks so much @beherenownyc.bsky.social for including me in your starter pack!! 💙

Mike Collins had a chance to condemn his son-in-law’s antisemitic videos. Instead, he dodged. Jon Ossoff: “We saw this morning a sad spectacle of a crumbling man.”

My tin foil hat is not buying Minnesota being attacked by "Iran". If anything they would target him or Florida. I wouldn't put it past this admin if they are testing ways to dismantle blue states for the midterms. "Oh sorry your electrical grid got hacked, guess you can't use the voting machines." 🙄

lol someone else. love it

Is it me or is a WH visit by Taylor Farms' CEO followed by the "FDA" claiming it wasn't them (false positive) seem shady AF?

Elected dems be like, "I worked with prolific serial killer Samuel Little and while we disagreed on many things, including his murder of 93 women, behind the scenes, he was charming and personable. He will be missed."

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