Alt-Taylor 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈☮️

Hey guys it’s Taylor

I want to douse liberty biberty in gasoline and light it on fire LET ME SEE THE BALL GAME NOT THIS WEIRD YELLOW BALL

hey corporate assholes giving out loans. I have a tip for you, if you want people to pay you back, just don't give loans to people who can't pay it back. simple.

My religion says I caan marie as many woman as I pleSase as long as they're cool 😎 home of phones can go lick my nuts. If you don't wanna be gay don't be gay, no one's stopping ou lol

I hope they visit country of Armenia 🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲

@dicknixon.bsky.social what's your observation on today's sportsball games between two older, smaller jealous brothers of American powerhouse cities?

We don’t cancel rapists enough, imo

OKAY FUCK GOD PLEASE SEND US A NEW NEW TESTAMENT THAT EXPLICITLY FORBIDS IN MODERN LANGUAGE THIS APPROPRIATION OF JESUS OKAY

New follower :) ...that's a sex bot :(

I LOVE PHONE BOOTHS I LOVE PHONE BOOTHS

me: why do you give me your hardest battles??? 😫😫😫 Allah, oft-gracious, ever-merciful: u are my faggiest dyke

You know why they call it an americano? Because coffee (THE BEST DRINK) was invented in America babbbyyyyy 🦅!!!!!!

I met the guy who coded airpods while blackout drunk guys this is fucking awesome

McChickens don't taste as good when they nearly doubled in price

People get confused about the trans sports thing because at a glance it seems like a small issue that impacts a very small number of people and thus makes sense as a "reasonable" concession. But it isn't, because conceding that is accepting that a kid's trans identity is on some level fraudulent

Didn't wanna ask but i dont have food for this week and would appreciate any help to get me back on track I appreciate it lots 💙 ko-fi.com/catgirlfingi...

do you think your mom ever fucked a cokehead?😈😈

Honestly like fuck CPTSD BPD and not autism but IT DOESN'T HELP @rmrpresident can I use Windex on my brain in order to wipe away the autism

We should force politicians to apply and live off welfare and have no additional income sources while in power. I have a feeling that all of a sudden, welfare programs would be a lot better now that they have to suffer with the rest of us :)

I think I can ascribe the feeling of seeing AI imagery on line, sayhe the same as a whwen you see trash at a gorgeous park

Optimist: my glass is half full Pessimist: my glass is half empty Realist: that's piss Piss drinker: 😋

Looks like it's psych ward tume

Why does the sex averse prude have to tell movie studios and people that sex scenes aren’t an abomination, even if they aren’t relevant to the storylines. Except Napoleon, the only time I’ve ever laughed at one.

Hello circlejerkers, may I remind you all, we’re live at noon? I didn’t know that

Pretty much what I have to do (one of my meds has been helping out a lot but MY CAFFEINE TOLERANCE IS SHIT I used to rail2 of those fuckers and be fine but now half of one makes me panic 😭 you caffeinated people are so privlidged one day you may not have this ability anymore

The seagulls are at my. Doorstep I want them gone 😭 they’re here they won’t go away 🔫🦆🐓🐓🐓🐓

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Chocolate covered testicles

So apparently these porn websites have AI things that look like people. This pisses me off so much. Like fuck this kinda consumerist AI slop bullshit I want porn to be ethical ffs

so its official, I'm in an autistic lesbian throuple! how the hell did I get here?

Huh, so I guess I’m polyamorous? Like in a love triangle closed relationship kinda way. B it I guess be yourselves, you’re happier when you’re you’re :)

Does anyone else who isn’t suicidal get suicidal thoughts when they see AI imagery in real life or is it just me?

*rails line of speed I cooked in my kitchen* DUDE THIS SHIT IS SICK WHAT IF MY COMPUTER COULD SPEAK TO ME AND BE MY WIFE THAT WOULD BE AWESOME DUDE AWE SHIT DUDE MY WIFE JUST DIVORCED ME THAT BITCH ILL TALK TO THE COMPUTER THAN SHE HAS BIGGER BOOBS ANYWAYS BYE BITCH!!!!!

Mr Charleston Kirkland has become the most desecrated corpse on the internet. And I for one am here for all the chaos :3

Australia: where you can go to prison for saying #RiverToTheSea but boo at a 60 thousand year old Indigenous culture and completely get away with it. Disgraceful.

These “chocolate” bars don’t even have fucking chocolate in them anymore 😭

Can we already go from like base 10 to like base 29 or something? It’s getting kinda old and we should really switch things up.

What on earth is it with these people, that is if it’s not from a bot😭

We are entering a second piracy golden age on the Internet and it is beautiful. Fuck these corporations trying to take away everything we’ve got

I remember when I was a kid and it was wayyy down in the single digits… we’re so bacrack gyus

Is there something in the water because MY ASS IS EXPLODING 😫😫😫😫

Hey guys I geot some CBD distillate and delta 8 uwu and I put like a gram of it in peanut butter and holy shit I think I’m gonna be blitzed 😭 what the fuckkkk